Category Archives: pamphlets

My new GOD IS FAKE money stamp!

I realize I’m not the originator of this, I do not know who made the one I first saw, but when I did I knew it was good. So the other day I couldn’t help myself, stopped off at my local rubber stamp store and had one made just for me! My very own GOD IS FAKE stamp! And Christ, it’s FUN!

So after stamping all the bills in my wallet and my secret stash under my mattress, all my friends’ bills, and asking everyone I came into contact with for a dollar, which I’d stamp & return, I withdrew all my savings, stamped it, every last one, and redeposited it to guarantee my money was branded MY MONEY!

But my peace of mind was short lived.

After a long day of stamping every bill I encountered, I remembered what I always remember: The Bible. THE BIBLE!! And immediately I got to work stamping out God verse by verse, page by page, all night long until the sun came up.

I can’t say enough how satisfying blotting out the word God can be. I’ve even started accepting tracts from proselytizers again just to show off my new stamp to them!

I’m still not entirely happy with the legibility of the “IS FAKE” portion so I’m stopping back at the stamp maker’s with a thinner, simpler font. I’ll be sure to let you know how that all goes. Also, to be quite honest, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to be doing this, so please, let’s keep this between you and me. I suppose that also explains why it’s so much fun. And best of all this takes care of my stocking-stuffers for everyone on my shopping list this Xmas (emphisizing the “X”). [Available as of Nov. 19th, 2009]

Drooling Baptist interviews me at Union Square South

Yesterday evening, after the day-long rain stopped, I went to Union Square where TONS of Christians were preaching. This one, “John the Baptist” had been shown one of my God Is Fake pamphlets and asked if he could interview me for the radio show he was broadcasting from the park. Of course I accepted.

You’ll notice he chose to interview me not by standing in front of me or sitting beside me, but looming over me while I sat back on the steps, elbows rested on the step behind me. This positioning led to drool from him plopping onto my camera lens halfway through the interview. Enjoy!

Tell me what you think.

Feb. 11th, 2009

Not sure if you’re all aware that every so often I post videos under the various pamphlets I make and offer as free downloads. For instance, I just made a video yesterday for the Pray for Satan’s Salvation pamphlet, and you can see it on that page, or just watch the one I’m posting right here I suppose. But now you know.

Nov 17th, 2008

So over the weekend I made a couple of these cute little pamphlet-reading videos to post on the page, and I  think they’re quite helpful actually. They’re also going to get some interesting comments on YouTube (like they already have). Anyhow, check them out. There’s one for “Heaven is Awesome” and another for “Can I Be Forgiven?”

Nov 5th, 2008

“Can you be forgiven for all of your sins? Yes! Well, mostly.”

Check out the new, thought provoking CAN I BE FORGIVEN? pamphlet now available for public consumption! Print it out yourself for free, then hand it out all over town! YOU can make a difference with this flyer, irrevocably damning people’s souls to hell without their consent!!! Check it out….