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The New Mohammed Dressup/magnets

It’s difficult for me to express just how excited I am about the new Mohammed Dressup game, and the magnets in production. For a while now I’ve been attempting to imagine what the perfect Mohammed Dressup game would look like. It took a while for the popularity of his name & image to catch up with us in the West. Now that it has, I think this is what everyone’s been waiting for.

Another devious idea, I thought, was to print great quantities of The Prophet’s image in the form of mailable postcards! I mean, what better way to share his image than by showing it to everyone along the US mail postal route on the way to its lucky recipient? And you can send postcards cheap, just about anywhere, with no return address! I dunno. Maybe I’m the only one who appreciates it. We’ll see.

Either way, I don’t think I’ll find any stores willing to carry these on their shelves, so magnetic Mohammed Dressup is for sale here, and here alone. Shipment I’m predicting will arrive in April. I cannot wait.

This time I’m dead, for REAL! Jay the Mtn Framer returns
First of all I want to give a shout out to my new store item, the clever & hilarious bumper stickers that I’m sure you’ve seen already. I’m just way too proud of a daddy to let it go already. Check ‘em out and buy, because I can’t wait to see pictures of ‘em on cars! That all said, Jay the Mtn Framer has returned and he’s blowin’ up like a ripe volcano!! He’s seriously someone you’ll doubt is for real, but I swear he is. Go see for yourself! He’s been commenting up and down and all around past comment sections. But don’t take him without huge grain of salt. He’s proud of his hate for me, so that’s not the problem. He just likes being the center of attention. And there’s also an inspiring reality check fan letter from the UK in the sidebar, so enjoy this, another exciting page of hate mail.

Mohammed Dressup is back!
So now that the old is officially hacked, stolen & reposted with a much MUCH less funny version of the game (I mean, it’s just horrible! The directions on how to play it go on forever, and then there’s no game to play, and the directions don’t even talk about the game anyhow!), I can now open up the new and improved to all of you! This should easily snuff out whatever it is they were hoping to gain by taking my URL, and now that that Times article is out should put me well on my way to getting my very own Fatwā! I’m so excited! I hope you are too.

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Lucky we only have Christians? Hate Mail continued…

Are we lucky Christians don’t behead us for blasphemy like other religions do in other parts of the world? This question, that seriously grated on my brain like a cheese grater, is presented in the left sidebar. Your response to it and anything else on page 432 of Hate Mail is welcome.