Here’s another page of hate mail, and in the left side bar the story of me finally getting to meet Penn Jillette.
Yeah, I know this isn’t the first petition to shut me down, but it’s a catchy headline, and it is for real! You can decide how chilling the news actually is and decide whether or not to sign it considering that a shut-down would bring some fantastic publicity! Also, lots of hate mail to enjoy.
If you’ve been wondering what the hell I’ve been working on these last couple weeks, this is part of it – The NEW Super Deities Jesus Dressup! Are you absolutely positive about which deity died for your sins? Why risk it? Now you can dressup Jesus as any your favorite deities and make sure. Or mix and match and create the ultimate supreme deity! There’s no better way to guarantee your spot in heaven.
An never fear. There’s hate mail, Amazing Strangers, and more on the way right away.
You want more hate mail? You got it! Straight from this week’s mail pile to your living room. A lot of questions and a lot of answers, and Lady Gaga Jesus gets the ball rolling.
Now Jesus gets to be part of the 27 Club in the NEW Forever 27 Club Jesus Dressup! Let me know if you think I’ve finally crossed a line this time. I try.
I’ve been talking about doing a Gay Jesus Dressup, or Village People JDU, or cross dressing JDU for forever now, but it just couldn’t come alive in my brain. Then, out of nowhere, the idea hit me! The world NEEDS a Lady Gaga Jesus Dress Up! So that’s exactly what I’ve spent the last couple of weeks making for all the world. Some will hate it, some will love it, but all must agree, it had to be done. Now pass it along to everyone as I have done here today.
This is a quick bulletpoint once-through of some important informational updates, changes and necessaries you should all be told:
#1. My email address has sorta changed. For a long time now I’ve been with Earthlink because they used to not suck. But now it’s common knowledge that they now suck and are Scientologists so I’ve switched to Gmail. My email address is now at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Of course email@example.com is still the same, but I’ve discovered if you’re replying to an old message from me, it gets routed through Earthlink and never gets to me. So yeah. That’s that.
#2. I’m considering discontinuing the quarterly Newsletter because Gmail really really discourages spamming of any sort (as well they should), and even though everyone on the list asked to be there, it’s still 1000′s of addresses and a Gmail account can’t tell the difference. My account was shut down for 24hrs after I sent one newsletter out. Then after some research I started getting convinced that because of spamming on the net bulk emailed newsletters are fast becoming outdated. And I DO NOT want to be a spammer or mistaken for one. I’m open to opinions and options on this matter because I’d love to keep it circulating.
#3. I am available for hire, and my freelance page has been updated with more of the exciting jobs I’ve been tooling over the last month or so. I’m reasonably priced, especially the more creative freedom I’m allowed. But I’m a completely docile worker bee if you insist on a dictatorship business relationship. I need money to live, and I work accordingly.
#4. I can’t stress enough how excited I am about the new Limited Collector’s Edition JDU, and I’m just bustin’ at the seams with the urge to spill my guts about the glorious beauty this set is beholding! Their delivery is still on schedule (the end of April) and all orders will be shipped out immediately upon their arrival to me. This set will also be accompanying me to the booth I’ve got at the 2010 Comic Con in NYC. And if you’re not already I strongly suggest becoming a fan of Jesus Dress Up on Facebook.
#5. It might also be of interest that I am almost sold out of the Final Justice Jesus magnets. I will not be reprinting this same artwork ever again, instead I’ll be using art from the latest version for future printings. I’ve got 2 boxes left of the old, which is about 80 total sets, then after that they’ll never be seen again. You’ve hearby been notified.
The NEW Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up fridge magnets!
As of yesterday production began on what I consider to be the greatest Jesus Dressup to date. So great is it I can’t actually show it on the site. I will not in any way be revealing the details of the Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up here, but I can assure you it’s both amazing & extremely collectible!
For years I’ve been dreaming of making this exact set but was too concerned about certain issues to move forward. Then the economy went bust, a cold winter swept over the city, and I loudly stated, “Fuck it.” I placed the order at the printer’s, received a prototype last weekend, it looked incredible, now it’s official.
This new set of Jesus Dress Up is also a toast to the booth I’ve reserved at the 2010 Comic Con NYC, October 8-10. It’s a perfect addition to what’s going to be an incredible three day event.
At no point will I reveal the identity of the Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up on the site. If finding out the details of “The 7th Set” is a priority for you there are presently only 2 ways to do so.
1. Come see it face to face at Snakemonkey Studios, 202 Avenue A, NYC.
2. Or purchase it online then wait by your mailbox. My shipment has arrived as of 6/7/2010. All back-orders are being mailed off immediately.
I don’t think it’s any big secret that my favorite version of Jesus Dressup is the Final Justice version. So I just went back and added some more villains, repaired a few glitches in the coding and tweaked the existing artwork to make it even better than it was before! So go see what I consider the greatest Jesus Dressup ever!
• Can you name all 14 villains?
• Any other villain ideas? Mind you, the character must be recognizable using just clothes.
It’s kind of insane that it took me this long to create it since I’ve been a Star Wars fiend since ’79. There’s absolutely no way I could get away with making magnets without Lucas Films suing my ass off the planet, but as long as she’s free I can post the online version and avoid any prison time.
So, for the first time EVER I present to you the STAR WARS Limited Collector’s Edition Jesus Dress Up! May the Force be with You!