Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Wynn Traylor Harvey II files

http://normalbobsmith.com/hatemail472.html
First of all here’s a new page of hate mail for all of you. This is another page where your comments are appreciated and read thoroughly. Some of these bastards know how to go on and on with the BS, and I know I don’t address every single issue. Your input helps this flaw. NEXT, I have indeed added a few more letters to the Jay the Mtn Framer files from last week. He would not stop emailing me his silly threats, and then switching to favor-asking. It was all just too good to not post. But I understand if you HAD ENOUGH Jay and ignore these. Just sayin’..

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Lady Gaga Jesus Dressup!

http://jesusdressup.com/ladygaga.html
I’ve been talking about doing a Gay Jesus Dressup, or Village People JDU, or cross dressing JDU for forever now, but it just couldn’t come alive in my brain. Then, out of nowhere, the idea hit me! The world NEEDS a Lady Gaga Jesus Dress Up! So that’s exactly what I’ve spent the last couple of weeks making for all the world. Some will hate it, some will love it, but all must agree, it had to be done. Now pass it along to everyone as I have done here today.

This time I’m dead, for REAL! Jay the Mtn Framer returns

http://normalbobsmith.com/hatemail471.html
First of all I want to give a shout out to my new store item, the clever & hilarious bumper stickers that I’m sure you’ve seen already. I’m just way too proud of a daddy to let it go already. Check ‘em out and buy, because I can’t wait to see pictures of ‘em on cars! That all said, Jay the Mtn Framer has returned and he’s blowin’ up like a ripe volcano!! He’s seriously someone you’ll doubt is for real, but I swear he is. Go see for yourself! He’s been commenting up and down and all around past comment sections. But don’t take him without huge grain of salt. He’s proud of his hate for me, so that’s not the problem. He just likes being the center of attention. And there’s also an inspiring reality check fan letter from the UK in the sidebar, so enjoy this, another exciting page of hate mail.

Idiots bumper sticker

http://normalbobsmith.com/store/bumpersticker.html
My bumper stickers are in, and I couldn’t be more proud to be offering this devious design to your automobile. It’s the perfect response to those annoying COEXIST stickers we’ve all be subjected to! Add a little road-laugh to your drive through religious America, or anywhere people have trouble reading things quickly.

New Sheeples!

http://normalbobsmith.com/thesheeples/
I couldn’t be more happy presenting to you all with more Sheeples. Especially, most importantly, the Gary Amirault Sheeple, which I fucking nailed! And there’s more on the way. I’m on a roll! Have fun with these ones now, and maybe someone out there could make sure Gary gets his? He seems to care a lot about what’s going on over here when it includes him.

G
ary’s response: “Actually, Bob, I don’t love to find myself positioned beneath your throne from which your flailing hands throw crap on anything that doesn’t smell like yourself. It doesn’t feel good to me. It doesn’t feel good to the thousands you’ve done it to. And if you have the revelation to step outside of yourself and watch what you are doing and allow that “self” to throw that same crap at yourself and get a real present day feel for what it feels like, you just might stop doing it.

Hurt people hurt people. Loved people love people. (whether religious, spiritual or not.)

I hope and pray that God sends enough loved people who love people to you that the hurt person in you can stop hurting people in the senseless insane way that you do. Why don’t you slowly read “Watching the Thinker.” And see if you can look little deeper into yourself and see how your site reflects what’s going on there. You might decide life is too short to end it this way. You might have a “revelation” an “inspiration” that will give you something decent to do with the few years you have left under the sun.”

Bob: “You’re just too much fun too tease. You take it like such a proper straight-man; Humorless, easily bewildered and you keep coming back for more. Three big pages of Gary is more than enough for now.”

Gary: “Three big pages is enough for now, except that Normalbob reserves the right to throw the crap on forever and ever and manipulate and twist the conversation to his own devious dishonest delight. Yes, I am a “straight man.” I’m not the kind of comedian that trashes people for fun. Hollywood, vegas, NY thrive on that.

The world needs straight people. People who love to get laughs at the expense of others need straight people. People who like to make fun of others to prop themselves up need those who will take your abuse. Standards of righteousness, decency, honesty are straight up and down. They are not funny.

The Cross was raised straight up and down. The Man hung on it straight up and down. They flung the kind of words we find your web site flooded with thrown at him. He replied, “Father forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”  A proper straight-man, humorless, easily bewildered at man’s depravity and he keeps coming back for more….until you are healed and come to a right mind and heart. Learn the value straight, Bob.”

Amazing Strangers 2011

http://normalbobsmith.com/amazingstrangers/108.html
Welcome to the first Amazing Strangers of 2011! So much has happened since we last visited here and it all occurred right as the park was closing for the year. But now it’s back, and to celebrate I’ve scrounged through the archives and put together a full page of Union to get us all back in the swing!