7 thoughts on “Hit with Hate Mail!

  1. Steven Bently

    Holy Mother Of God!!

    Because of Adam and Eve, we humans are not worthy of our next breath, we deserve to be
    crushed like grapes with god’s nasty smelly feet and use us humans to wipe god’s ass with.

    So because of sin, god sent himself down to earth in the flesh disguised as a man via a beautiful virgin girl of course, after some 4000 years and took on all the sins of the world and so now he constantly needs to be reminded on how wonderful he is with song and praise, that’s why we need Armageddon to cleanse the world of sin and have pestilence and incurable diseases cast upon us useless nothings, and have rivers flowing with blood and hell stones fall upon us with burning flesh and gnashing of teeth and people sent to hell to burn forever because Adam and Eve ate a damned fruit from a tree, but mostly and most importantly we all deserve death and punishment because god loves us so much. Amen?

  2. Apostate Lois

    Dear Jesus up in the sky, on your heavenly sky-dome where the clouds and stars all live, please please PLEASE don’t send me to that horrible place inside the Earth, way under the ground, to be burned forever in a pit of molten lava! I promise to eat all my veggies, to reduce my Web surfing by 50%, and to never laugh at anti-Christian jokes anymore, if only you will save me from my own putrid foulness and come into my heart. I even left a special place for you there, right next to the Left Ventricle! It’s kinda small, but I know you have magic powers and can make yourself really tiny. If that isn’t to your liking, I have a shelf in my closet that you might prefer. All I have to do is move that box of winter clothes aside, and you can hang out up there. You can help yourself to whatever is in the fridge, too. We can be best friendz 4eva!

    In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Goats, Amen.

  3. Steven Bently

    Now that you are a christstain, you now have a license to tell people that they are going to hell just because they do not believe the same thing that you believe and you must constantly remind jesus of how wonderful he is with your petty worship and praise, otherwise he will send you to hell, because he loves everybody! amen?

  4. love god

    TAT IS FOR U DEVIL AND THE PEOPLE WHO HATE GOD KISS MY ASS BITCHES THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HATE GOD BITCHES hoe hor bitch muderfucker DEVL ASS BITCH GO TO HELL
    n burn

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