The quirky files of Qwerty Qwerty. A unique hate mail exchange concluded with a lovely short story, by yours truly. Your comments, as always, are welcome.
3/30 And as per Qwerty’s request, I’ve posted the rest of his emails in The Qwerty Files, Part 2!
Have you missed Amazing Strangers as much as I have? Well, now you can breath freely again, because they’ve returned, better than ever.
Reintroducing Gigi Deluxe to Super Chics! This unbelievably buxom, beautiful babe is back and better and ever! You won’t believe your eyes, or what she does to your heart.
“I deserve hell just as much as you or anyone else, but because Jesus took my punishment on the cross and I accept that in my heart and mind, I’m free from the penalties of my sins.” Jay the Mountain Framer
Jay the Mountain Framer is back and he doesn’t disappoint! Hate mail lover or not, you simply can NOT miss Part 3 of Jay the Mountain Framer files!
Yes, there has been mucho hate mail, so let me start with this new page, 436, of random letters from strangers all over the net and their complaints/advice. But that’s not all! I’m also happy to present to you more from Jay the Mountain Framer! He’s coming to Union Square to kick my ass in from of all the park weirdos! Lot’s more fun from Jay.
Once again, a regular page of hate mail is bowled over by an unrelenting letter-writer forcing me to dedicate a whole page to her. Now Hate Mail pg 435 is the Sarah Innes files! Check her out, and also there’s a new Q&A fan latter in the left sidebar, so it’s definitely a page worth revisiting.
03/13/10 More letters added to the Sarah Innes files.
This is a quick bulletpoint once-through of some important informational updates, changes and necessaries you should all be told:
#1. My email address has sorta changed. For a long time now I’ve been with Earthlink because they used to not suck. But now it’s common knowledge that they now suck and are Scientologists so I’ve switched to Gmail. My email address is now at email@example.com.
Of course firstname.lastname@example.org is still the same, but I’ve discovered if you’re replying to an old message from me, it gets routed through Earthlink and never gets to me. So yeah. That’s that.
#2. I’m considering discontinuing the quarterly Newsletter because Gmail really really discourages spamming of any sort (as well they should), and even though everyone on the list asked to be there, it’s still 1000′s of addresses and a Gmail account can’t tell the difference. My account was shut down for 24hrs after I sent one newsletter out. Then after some research I started getting convinced that because of spamming on the net bulk emailed newsletters are fast becoming outdated. And I DO NOT want to be a spammer or mistaken for one. I’m open to opinions and options on this matter because I’d love to keep it circulating.
#3. I am available for hire, and my freelance page has been updated with more of the exciting jobs I’ve been tooling over the last month or so. I’m reasonably priced, especially the more creative freedom I’m allowed. But I’m a completely docile worker bee if you insist on a dictatorship business relationship. I need money to live, and I work accordingly.
#4. I can’t stress enough how excited I am about the new Limited Collector’s Edition JDU, and I’m just bustin’ at the seams with the urge to spill my guts about the glorious beauty this set is beholding! Their delivery is still on schedule (the end of April) and all orders will be shipped out immediately upon their arrival to me. This set will also be accompanying me to the booth I’ve got at the 2010 Comic Con in NYC. And if you’re not already I strongly suggest becoming a fan of Jesus Dress Up on Facebook.
#5. It might also be of interest that I am almost sold out of the Final Justice Jesus magnets. I will not be reprinting this same artwork ever again, instead I’ll be using art from the latest version for future printings. I’ve got 2 boxes left of the old, which is about 80 total sets, then after that they’ll never be seen again. You’ve hearby been notified.
I’m very excited about the latest addition to my Hate Mail section. He just couldn’t let it go, he had to try and draw blood, now Jay “the Mountain Framer” is this week’s featured page of Hate Mail! Part 2 has just been added to the spitting mad “Jay the Mountain Framer files!”
And when you’re finished, visit his homepage at mountainframer.com “Great work at a fair price!”