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	<description>“Ask forgiveness, not permission.”</description>
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		<title>By: Kris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God's name is Yahweh. How on earth would Helen Rose spell that with a capital G?

God is a title, not a name, morons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God&#8217;s name is Yahweh. How on earth would Helen Rose spell that with a capital G?</p>
<p>God is a title, not a name, morons.</p>
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		<title>By: Apostle Steven Bently</title>
		<link>http://normalbobsmith.com/latestupdates/2009/10/05/i-owe-my-google-placement-to-sunday-schoolteachers-searching-jesus/#comment-536</link>
		<dc:creator>Apostle Steven Bently</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ans. Jebus floated up to be with his father (himself, god and jebus supposedly are one and the same ), residing in the imaginary make believe minds of the writers.</description>
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		<title>By: Captain Obvious</title>
		<link>http://normalbobsmith.com/latestupdates/2009/10/05/i-owe-my-google-placement-to-sunday-schoolteachers-searching-jesus/#comment-535</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey I have this really difficult scientific question that at the present time we do not have an answer for. Since we have not yet found an answer to this question, logically and obviously, there must be an invisible superhero with magic powers who lives in another dimension. There couldn't possibly be a more rational or scientific explanation. 

Also good point Bob mentioned about "Jesus floating up like a balloon." I've asked that question myself - after all, we know Heaven is not the sky(of course, we didn't know that back when the story was written), we know there is space, and planets, and balls of burning gas, but not a magical cloud city. So where did he float to exactly? Did he float into space and then "warp" to the Heaven Dimension?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey I have this really difficult scientific question that at the present time we do not have an answer for. Since we have not yet found an answer to this question, logically and obviously, there must be an invisible superhero with magic powers who lives in another dimension. There couldn&#8217;t possibly be a more rational or scientific explanation. </p>
<p>Also good point Bob mentioned about &#8220;Jesus floating up like a balloon.&#8221; I&#8217;ve asked that question myself - after all, we know Heaven is not the sky(of course, we didn&#8217;t know that back when the story was written), we know there is space, and planets, and balls of burning gas, but not a magical cloud city. So where did he float to exactly? Did he float into space and then &#8220;warp&#8221; to the Heaven Dimension?</p>
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		<title>By: Apostate Lois</title>
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		<dc:creator>Apostate Lois</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congratulations, Bob! Glad you're getting this amazing amount of website traffic, and all thanks to the diligent efforts of CHRISTIANS!  Well, the Bible does tell them to love their enemies and do good to those who persecute them. For once, they're actually doing something the Bible tells them to do!

Hey, if Chris is really serious about wanting to talk to people outside his church, and having a dialog with non-believers, then he can click on my name to go to a site called Christian Biblical Errancy Debate. We can always use more victi...er, I mean, more fine, upstanding Christians like himself! I doubt that he will last long, though. As soon as Christians are confronted with facts about their holy book, they tuck their tails and scamper away, never to be heard from again. 


Jenny Hunter wrote:  "I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing."

Fine, I'll do that if you explain to me where God came from, and how HE created something out of nothing. "Let there be light!" &#62;poof&#60; There was light--but no sun or stars to create it, and no moon to reflect it!  That is not what science--or common sense--tells us about how the universe works. Explain to me how science is wrong.

John wrote: "And Jenny, that’s it? That’s why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn’t work?"

Yeah, that doesn't exactly make me want to renew my Jesus Club membership, no matter how many Sacred Decoder Rings they offer!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations, Bob! Glad you&#8217;re getting this amazing amount of website traffic, and all thanks to the diligent efforts of CHRISTIANS!  Well, the Bible does tell them to love their enemies and do good to those who persecute them. For once, they&#8217;re actually doing something the Bible tells them to do!</p>
<p>Hey, if Chris is really serious about wanting to talk to people outside his church, and having a dialog with non-believers, then he can click on my name to go to a site called Christian Biblical Errancy Debate. We can always use more victi&#8230;er, I mean, more fine, upstanding Christians like himself! I doubt that he will last long, though. As soon as Christians are confronted with facts about their holy book, they tuck their tails and scamper away, never to be heard from again. </p>
<p>Jenny Hunter wrote:  &#8220;I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fine, I&#8217;ll do that if you explain to me where God came from, and how HE created something out of nothing. &#8220;Let there be light!&#8221; &gt;poof&lt; There was light&#8211;but no sun or stars to create it, and no moon to reflect it!  That is not what science&#8211;or common sense&#8211;tells us about how the universe works. Explain to me how science is wrong.</p>
<p>John wrote: &#8220;And Jenny, that’s it? That’s why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn’t work?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, that doesn&#8217;t exactly make me want to renew my Jesus Club membership, no matter how many Sacred Decoder Rings they offer!</p>
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		<title>By: The Annointed With Oil, Pastor Steven Bentley</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Annointed With Oil, Pastor Steven Bentley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GOOGLE - The Christians and Muslims most valuable number one source for prophetic Sunday School lessons, coloring pages, Jesus cut-outs, Jesus magnets, Jesus and Mohammad blasphemy, highly recommended for Teachers, Preachers, Prophets, Apostles, Disciples, Rabbis, Sages, Pastors, Popes, Imams, Prayer leaders, Youth pastors, Vickers, Bishops, Ministers, Fathers, Men and Women of the Cloth, Nuns, Evangelists, High Priests, Apologetics, Brethren, Deacons, Religious Sympathizers, Ministry Witnesses, Pontiffs, Cult Leaders, The Brainwashed, etc., etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GOOGLE - The Christians and Muslims most valuable number one source for prophetic Sunday School lessons, coloring pages, Jesus cut-outs, Jesus magnets, Jesus and Mohammad blasphemy, highly recommended for Teachers, Preachers, Prophets, Apostles, Disciples, Rabbis, Sages, Pastors, Popes, Imams, Prayer leaders, Youth pastors, Vickers, Bishops, Ministers, Fathers, Men and Women of the Cloth, Nuns, Evangelists, High Priests, Apologetics, Brethren, Deacons, Religious Sympathizers, Ministry Witnesses, Pontiffs, Cult Leaders, The Brainwashed, etc., etc.</p>
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		<title>By: doctor mario</title>
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		<dc:creator>doctor mario</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy wants to make me throw on some Rainbow flip-flops, a hemp choker, and praise the word of JEEBUS!  :)</description>
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		<title>By: Atheist Named Jeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Atheist Named Jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#62;&#62;I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.

Fine. I'll ask you how your god was created; how we got something out of nothing.

... that's an equivalent problem to solve, correct?

&#62;&#62; You can’t do it. The Big Bang theory does not work. 

The Big Bang Theory works perfectly fine - it describes how the universe was infinitely hot an infinitely dense at one point in the past, then 'banged', and we have plenty of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Background_Explorer" rel="nofollow"&gt;observable evidence&lt;/a&gt; to support that.

If you're asking any of us to describe where the initial 'bang' came from, we're back to the first problem - one that none of us can solve, we have no evidence to discuss, and have very little chance of arguing for or against that nature any further. It's a waste of time.

Thankfully, we have evidence to show that we and the universe exists, so clearly the Big Bang happened. I have yet to hear why we have evidence for an ever-stateful deity that came before it.

If you get to 'spontaneously generate' your god, I get to 'spontaneously generate' the universe in the same manner. Deal?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt;I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.</p>
<p>Fine. I&#8217;ll ask you how your god was created; how we got something out of nothing.</p>
<p>&#8230; that&#8217;s an equivalent problem to solve, correct?</p>
<p>&gt;&gt; You can’t do it. The Big Bang theory does not work. </p>
<p>The Big Bang Theory works perfectly fine - it describes how the universe was infinitely hot an infinitely dense at one point in the past, then &#8216;banged&#8217;, and we have plenty of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Background_Explorer" rel="nofollow">observable evidence</a> to support that.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re asking any of us to describe where the initial &#8216;bang&#8217; came from, we&#8217;re back to the first problem - one that none of us can solve, we have no evidence to discuss, and have very little chance of arguing for or against that nature any further. It&#8217;s a waste of time.</p>
<p>Thankfully, we have evidence to show that we and the universe exists, so clearly the Big Bang happened. I have yet to hear why we have evidence for an ever-stateful deity that came before it.</p>
<p>If you get to &#8217;spontaneously generate&#8217; your god, I get to &#8217;spontaneously generate&#8217; the universe in the same manner. Deal?</p>
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		<title>By: God's Holy Angel Steven Bentley</title>
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		<dc:creator>God's Holy Angel Steven Bentley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I'm going to ask you scientifically describe to me, how the first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing."

ans. faith in jesus, 

All questions lead us back to jesus, jesus is the answer to all things!

But you must have, FAITH!!!!!


I consider Bob's scribblings,(prose)to be simply brilliant and light-years ahead of the ancient mythology that's being taught in our society as absolute truth, without one shred of evidence or proof. 

He's way over the head of christians, they much prefer faith over what is reality, faith leaves the door open to any belief they may prefer to invent in their minds. That's the reason they all meet on sunday, to confirm in their minds, that they each have the correct faith in their beliefs. Different faiths produce different beliefs and different denominations. For faiths and beliefs different than yours,  they are the one's destined for hell, but not you and your belief of course! End result = instant self-righteous christian!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to ask you scientifically describe to me, how the first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.&#8221;</p>
<p>ans. faith in jesus, </p>
<p>All questions lead us back to jesus, jesus is the answer to all things!</p>
<p>But you must have, FAITH!!!!!</p>
<p>I consider Bob&#8217;s scribblings,(prose)to be simply brilliant and light-years ahead of the ancient mythology that&#8217;s being taught in our society as absolute truth, without one shred of evidence or proof. </p>
<p>He&#8217;s way over the head of christians, they much prefer faith over what is reality, faith leaves the door open to any belief they may prefer to invent in their minds. That&#8217;s the reason they all meet on sunday, to confirm in their minds, that they each have the correct faith in their beliefs. Different faiths produce different beliefs and different denominations. For faiths and beliefs different than yours,  they are the one&#8217;s destined for hell, but not you and your belief of course! End result = instant self-righteous christian!</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Bob,

I've followed your scribblings for about four years now (I check in almost on a daily basis) and I'm impressed with your progress. You seem to have the definitive answer to most hatemailers, most never reply to your first reply, some fruits have a second try and the odd fundi idiot think he can actually beat you in an rational discussion, but most give up pretty soon. 
Good for you Bob, keep up the good work!

And Jenny, that's it? That's why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn't work?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Bob,</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve followed your scribblings for about four years now (I check in almost on a daily basis) and I&#8217;m impressed with your progress. You seem to have the definitive answer to most hatemailers, most never reply to your first reply, some fruits have a second try and the odd fundi idiot think he can actually beat you in an rational discussion, but most give up pretty soon.<br />
Good for you Bob, keep up the good work!</p>
<p>And Jenny, that&#8217;s it? That&#8217;s why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn&#8217;t work?</p>
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		<title>By: Martriga</title>
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		<dc:creator>Martriga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"And if you could, and I’m not trying to be offensive, save the eyes of the people who do visit your website regularly"

Being OFFENSIVE makes you look
like a little shit, Miss Einstein.

"You see, depending on what road we take…gives a strong message about how intelligent we are."

You posted it not me.

BTW- You started your post off with this:

"Okay, I’m going to try something here."

Did you forget this when you got to the last paragraph?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And if you could, and I’m not trying to be offensive, save the eyes of the people who do visit your website regularly&#8221;</p>
<p>Being OFFENSIVE makes you look<br />
like a little shit, Miss Einstein.</p>
<p>&#8220;You see, depending on what road we take…gives a strong message about how intelligent we are.&#8221;</p>
<p>You posted it not me.</p>
<p>BTW- You started your post off with this:</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay, I’m going to try something here.&#8221;</p>
<p>Did you forget this when you got to the last paragraph?</p>
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