I owe my Google placement to Sunday Schoolteachers searching “Jesus.”

The results are in and it seems to no longer be theory. I owe my Google placement, which is my main source of advertisement, to the Sunday schoolteachers. Make me a cake, rent out the ballroom, and start throwing confetti, my ultimate plan has come full circle! Hate mail page 418 is written in stone.

12 thoughts on “I owe my Google placement to Sunday Schoolteachers searching “Jesus.”

  1. Jenny Hunter

    Okay, I’m going to try something here.

    I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.

    You can’t do it. The Big Bang theory does not work.

    Ok, then you can throw back at me…well how can you prove God exists?

    And I will say, I can’t prove to you with science that he does. And you cannot prove to me with science that he does not. So, why do you insist on mocking me?

    Some people choose the high road. Some people choose the low road. Christians who choose the low road…are determined to make an ass out of ever Athiest out there…some succeed and some do not.

    Some Athiests decided to take the high road, and believe what they believe without mocking Christians. Some decide to take the low road and create websites mocking them.

    You see, depending on what road we take…gives a strong message about how intelligent we are. If you were as certain as you were about your beliefs as you claim to be, you wouldn’t feel the need to do what you do. You could go live your life and experience all it has to offer. Go to college dude. Do something fun. I’m sure there are better things out there than what you are doing.

    And if you could, and I’m not trying to be offensive, save the eyes of the people who do visit your website regularly, by getting more attractive girls. Honestly…..what are you thinking?

  2. Martriga

    “And if you could, and I’m not trying to be offensive, save the eyes of the people who do visit your website regularly”

    Being OFFENSIVE makes you look
    like a little shit, Miss Einstein.

    “You see, depending on what road we take…gives a strong message about how intelligent we are.”

    You posted it not me.

    BTW- You started your post off with this:

    “Okay, I’m going to try something here.”

    Did you forget this when you got to the last paragraph?

  3. John

    Hi Bob,

    I’ve followed your scribblings for about four years now (I check in almost on a daily basis) and I’m impressed with your progress. You seem to have the definitive answer to most hatemailers, most never reply to your first reply, some fruits have a second try and the odd fundi idiot think he can actually beat you in an rational discussion, but most give up pretty soon.
    Good for you Bob, keep up the good work!

    And Jenny, that’s it? That’s why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn’t work?

  4. God's Holy Angel Steven Bentley

    “I’m going to ask you scientifically describe to me, how the first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.”

    ans. faith in jesus,

    All questions lead us back to jesus, jesus is the answer to all things!

    But you must have, FAITH!!!!!

    I consider Bob’s scribblings,(prose)to be simply brilliant and light-years ahead of the ancient mythology that’s being taught in our society as absolute truth, without one shred of evidence or proof.

    He’s way over the head of christians, they much prefer faith over what is reality, faith leaves the door open to any belief they may prefer to invent in their minds. That’s the reason they all meet on sunday, to confirm in their minds, that they each have the correct faith in their beliefs. Different faiths produce different beliefs and different denominations. For faiths and beliefs different than yours, they are the one’s destined for hell, but not you and your belief of course! End result = instant self-righteous christian!

  5. Atheist Named Jeff

    >>I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.

    Fine. I’ll ask you how your god was created; how we got something out of nothing.

    … that’s an equivalent problem to solve, correct?

    >> You can’t do it. The Big Bang theory does not work.

    The Big Bang Theory works perfectly fine – it describes how the universe was infinitely hot an infinitely dense at one point in the past, then ‘banged’, and we have plenty of observable evidence to support that.

    If you’re asking any of us to describe where the initial ‘bang’ came from, we’re back to the first problem – one that none of us can solve, we have no evidence to discuss, and have very little chance of arguing for or against that nature any further. It’s a waste of time.

    Thankfully, we have evidence to show that we and the universe exists, so clearly the Big Bang happened. I have yet to hear why we have evidence for an ever-stateful deity that came before it.

    If you get to ‘spontaneously generate’ your god, I get to ‘spontaneously generate’ the universe in the same manner. Deal?

  6. The Annointed With Oil, Pastor Steven Bentley

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  7. Apostate Lois

    Congratulations, Bob! Glad you’re getting this amazing amount of website traffic, and all thanks to the diligent efforts of CHRISTIANS! Well, the Bible does tell them to love their enemies and do good to those who persecute them. For once, they’re actually doing something the Bible tells them to do!

    Hey, if Chris is really serious about wanting to talk to people outside his church, and having a dialog with non-believers, then he can click on my name to go to a site called Christian Biblical Errancy Debate. We can always use more victi…er, I mean, more fine, upstanding Christians like himself! I doubt that he will last long, though. As soon as Christians are confronted with facts about their holy book, they tuck their tails and scamper away, never to be heard from again.

    Jenny Hunter wrote: “I’m going to ask you to scientifically describe to me, how the very first particle of matter was created, how we got something out of nothing.”

    Fine, I’ll do that if you explain to me where God came from, and how HE created something out of nothing. “Let there be light!” >poof< There was light–but no sun or stars to create it, and no moon to reflect it! That is not what science–or common sense–tells us about how the universe works. Explain to me how science is wrong.

    John wrote: “And Jenny, that’s it? That’s why you believe in your god? Because the Big Bang theory doesn’t work?”

    Yeah, that doesn’t exactly make me want to renew my Jesus Club membership, no matter how many Sacred Decoder Rings they offer!

  8. Captain Obvious

    Hey I have this really difficult scientific question that at the present time we do not have an answer for. Since we have not yet found an answer to this question, logically and obviously, there must be an invisible superhero with magic powers who lives in another dimension. There couldn’t possibly be a more rational or scientific explanation.

    Also good point Bob mentioned about “Jesus floating up like a balloon.” I’ve asked that question myself – after all, we know Heaven is not the sky(of course, we didn’t know that back when the story was written), we know there is space, and planets, and balls of burning gas, but not a magical cloud city. So where did he float to exactly? Did he float into space and then “warp” to the Heaven Dimension?

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