More unique and bizzare hate mail from delightfully crazy Christians.
No! No! No!…Bob,
Satan himself planted all those dinosaur bones to deceive sinners in order for us not to believe in god.
God wrote this in the bible…”But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty.”
God created Satan so as to deceive us into believing in him…so his only choice was to send his only begotten son down here to earth to die for our sins, because if he hadn’t done that, no one would ever believe in him.
FlAsh…..BlaaM…..CraCkle…holy fucking mother of god…I just got struck by lightning!!! OH SHIT…Philip was right, the bible is all true, everything else is a total lie, especially things proven by science!
Some of your finest work yet. This poor deluded sap, wasting his life, waiting for Sky Daddy to come pluck him from his Earthbound sin. You gotta be shittin’ me.
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