Monthly Archives: August 2009

New Game, Find Jesus!

You know how it’s been a while since I’ve updated the site? Well, every so often it happens where I get obsessed with a project and find it almost impossible to focus on anything else. This time the project is a NEW GAME! So, at long last I present to you the FIND JESUS game! The ultimate blasphemous Where’s Waldo parody! And your first search starts you off IN HELL!

So go have fun looking for Jesus. There’ll be rewards beyond your wildest imagination in the weeks & months to come if you do. No kidding, there’s lots more on the way.

Hate mail from a Healing Vessel!

Last week I received a nasty complaint letter to which I responded in a less than dignified manner. What transpired is an emotional rollercoaster of vicious words, then declorations of divinity, followed closely by my complete and utter submission to claims of super powers! The Brandon Galles files. Are the complete, or have they just begun?

Drooling Baptist interviews me at Union Square South

Yesterday evening, after the day-long rain stopped, I went to Union Square where TONS of Christians were preaching. This one, “John the Baptist” had been shown one of my God Is Fake pamphlets and asked if he could interview me for the radio show he was broadcasting from the park. Of course I accepted.

You’ll notice he chose to interview me not by standing in front of me or sitting beside me, but looming over me while I sat back on the steps, elbows rested on the step behind me. This positioning led to drool from him plopping onto my camera lens halfway through the interview. Enjoy!

Tell me what you think.