Comments on: Mar. 5th, 2009… 400 Pages of Hate Mail!

By: Kris W.

Kris W. — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:07:57 +0000

I wish to bear your children, Bob. You like lesbians, right?
I am so glad that there are people out there who see things as clearly(or w/e) as I. Thank you for being yourself.
I still don’t understand why people still want to believe in jesus crap when the actual reality is right in front of them!

By: Doug Topinka

Doug Topinka — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:29:37 +0000

This bit killed me:

Remember we all will be judged one day, we will stand before God and he will ask you “Bob, when Francisca told you the truth, why did you not listen?”

If Jesus had to ask you this for every single person who told you the exact same thing, you’d get a good decade in heaven just waiting for him to get through the list.

By: Pastor Steven Bently

Pastor Steven Bently — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:09:47 +0000

Congratulations Bob, for the big 400, you “Handsome Devil You!”

I know just from reading these Hate Mails, that one day you’ll turn your “Heart Towards Jesus” if you could just figure out which direction Jesus is hiding, so you could turn your heart towards him.

Funny thing only christians know where jesus is hiding, he’s hiding in their hearts but he will reveal himself to you if you will only ask jesus to reveal himself to your heart….ha ha ha ha…the heart, the refuge of jesus.

Funny how no knowledge of the brain existed 2000 years ago, therefore the “Heart” was considered the center of all thought and emotion. How come the bible god the supposed creator of all animals and humans, never knew about the “Brain” as being the center of all thought and emotions?

The word “brain” is not found in the bible, because very little medical knowledge existed, 2000 years ago.

Instead of prayer, I’ll blood-let a goat for you Bob.

By: Sabbz

Sabbz — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:32:16 +0000

South African here too. I’m honestly not surprised at this. The religious community here is very large and very zealous in their beliefs. I seem to remember some idiot cricketer a while back saying that his actions were the work of the devil. This is amusing to me because I saw him as less of a man for hiding behind someone and trying to get them to take the blame, instead of growing a pair and being a man and taking responsibility for his actions - but that’s not the way of Christianity is it?

Personally, the biggest issue I have with any religious group (particularly Christians though) is their complete and utter refusal to listen to reason. They’d rather stick their fingers into a wall socket than listen to a heathen produce facts that logically prove the whole bleeding lot of them are loony plonkers with an imaginary friend that is not only shy, but is a spoilt brat at the same time (Don’t wanna believe in me?! FINE!! BURN IN HELL!!!).

Another thing that gets to me, is how Christians completely disregard any other religion, claiming it to be false, even after the fact that it’s been proven that the religion of Jesus and God has only existed for 2000 (or so) years, while there are religions far older than that.

Great site, love reading your hatemail and the responses you supply. Keep it up :)

By: zaatheist

zaatheist — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:29:08 +0000

I am a South African and not suprised to see Francisca Geyser comments. Her brain would have been severely addled during the aparheid years when her Government pushed what was termed “Christian National Education.” Obviously she has a huge problem dealing with the fact that her brand of religion no longer has any polical influence in the country.

By: Jared

Jared — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:47:52 +0000

Bob,

Too damn funny! The contrast in Francisca’s attitude in those last two panels was hilarious…

And your response to her Godspam-ian final message to you was classic.

Keep up the good work!
Jared
p.s. Have you ever thought of publishing your Satan’s Salvation strip?

By: Apostate Lois

Apostate Lois — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:47:10 +0000

400 pages! I must say that I’m impressed, Bob. I imagine Christians are, too, especially the ones who thought your website wouldn’t last beyond the first year of its inception. Dress-up Jesus?? Who would want to do that? It’s blasphemy, I say, and God-uh will smite you down in your sin-uh! (You have to read that part like one of those over-emotional telepreachers.) But, alas for them, God has not smitten you down. Indeed, he seems to have ignored you completely. No big surprise there, he seems to have ignored the whole of humanity throughout our history on Earth, despite the attempts of billions of people to get his attention through prayer, fasting, self-mutilation, sacrifices, and mass murder. Sheesh, you’d think the guy could at least send a post card now and then.

By the way, that story that Ms. Geyser related, the one that supposedly happened in South Africa, where a woman was miraculously saved from murderers? I remember hearing that story YEARS ago, long before the Internet came along! Back then, it happened somewhere in the States. It’s amazing that these phony stories are still circulating after 25 years or more, in countries far from their origin, thanks to the quickness and efficiency of the World Wide Interwebs. Why doesn’t the Holy Spirit inform Ms. Geyser that the whole story is a lie?

By: Rev. Hellbound Alleee

Rev. Hellbound Alleee — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:55:22 +0000

No, I thought this was CJ. You remember, the last message on your list. You should download the songs I found online:

Those Unbelievable Believers: Christian Song Demos

By: Normal Bob

Normal Bob — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:13:44 +0000

I LOVE that remix. I’m posting that too, Alleee. I know you won’t mind.

I thought this was CJ?

By: Rev. Hellbound Alleee

Rev. Hellbound Alleee — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:59:22 +0000

Hey, I made a remix for you.

https://www.yousendit.com/download/U0d6TmZYcVgwVW14dnc9PQ

It’s called “Grinch in a Dress.” Hope you like it.