Plethora of Hate Mail

2010 March 15
by normalbob

Yes, there has been mucho hate mail, so let me start with this new page, 436, of random letters from strangers all over the net and their complaints/advice. But that’s not all! I’m also happy to present to you more from Jay the Mountain Framer! He’s coming to Union Square to kick my ass in from of all the park weirdos! Lot’s more fun from Jay.

Hate Mail pg 435 now the Sarah Innes files

2010 March 10
by normalbob

Once again, a regular page of hate mail is bowled over by an unrelenting letter-writer forcing me to dedicate a whole page to her. Now Hate Mail pg 435 is the Sarah Innes files! Check her out, and also there’s a new Q&A fan latter in the left sidebar, so it’s definitely a page worth revisiting.

03/13/10 More letters added to the Sarah Innes files.

Bulletpoint once-through of important information

2010 March 4
by normalbob

This is a quick bulletpoint once-through of some important informational updates, changes and necessaries you should all be told:

#1. My email address has sorta changed. For a long time now I’ve been with Earthlink because they used to not suck. But now it’s common knowledge that they now suck and are Scientologists so I’ve switched to Gmail. My email address is now at normalbob@gmail.com.
Of course bob@normalbobsmith.com is still the same, but I’ve discovered if you’re replying to an old message from me, it gets routed through Earthlink and never gets to me. So yeah. That’s that.

#2. I’m considering discontinuing the quarterly Newsletter because Gmail really really discourages spamming of any sort (as well they should), and even though everyone on the list asked to be there, it’s still 1000’s of addresses and a Gmail account can’t tell the difference. My account was shut down for 24hrs after I sent one newsletter out. Then after some research I started getting convinced that because of spamming on the net bulk emailed newsletters are fast becoming outdated. And I DO NOT want to be a spammer or mistaken for one. I’m open to opinions and options on this matter because I’d love to keep it circulating.

#3. I am available for hire, and my freelance page has been updated with more of the exciting jobs I’ve been tooling over the last month or so. I’m reasonably priced, especially the more creative freedom I’m allowed. But I’m a completely docile worker bee if you insist on a dictatorship business relationship. I need money to live, and I work accordingly.

#4. I can’t stress enough how excited I am about the new Limited Collector’s Edition JDU, and I’m just bustin’ at the seams with the urge to spill my guts about the glorious beauty this set is beholding! Their delivery is still on schedule (the end of April) and all orders will be shipped out immediately upon their arrival to me. This set will also be accompanying me to the booth I’ve got at the 2010 Comic Con in NYC.  And if you’re not already I strongly suggest becoming a fan of Jesus Dress Up on Facebook.

#5. It might also be of interest that I am almost sold out of the Final Justice Jesus magnets. I will not be reprinting this same artwork ever again, instead I’ll be using art from the latest version for future printings. I’ve got 2 boxes left of the old, which is about 80 total sets, then after that they’ll never be seen again. You’ve hearby been notified.

Hate Mail pg 434 now dedicated to Jay the Mountain Framer!

2010 March 2

I’m very excited about the latest addition to my Hate Mail section. He just couldn’t let it go, he had to try and draw blood, now Jay “the Mountain Framer” is this week’s featured page of Hate Mail! Part 2 has just been added to the spitting mad Jay the Mountain Framer files!”

And when you’re finished, visit his homepage at mountainframer.com “Great work at a fair price!”

Amazing Strangers map/two more catagories added!

2010 February 27

TWO more categories added to the Amazing Strangers map- “Wendel the Garbageman” and “Models,” making the Amazing Strangers Map of Union Square the most thorough and informative map of Union Square the world has ever known!

More episodes of Satan’s Salvation

2010 February 25

More Satan’s Salvation because it’s what you love most. Jesus presents further proof to you on why he’s not pretend.

Amazing Strangers map now includes Ramblin’ Bill & Griswalds!

2010 February 23

While Amazing Strangers is still waiting for the first spring day to get here I’ve been, ever so dillegently, tweaking and over-working the section. In doing so I’ve added both Ramblin’ Bill, and Griswalds categories that include photos and videos! Have I mentioned how ready I am for Union Square’s return?

Oh, Glorious Hate Mail!

2010 February 22
by normalbob

Another peotic page of people’s hate mail to steal your heart and warm your toes. Ray Stoinski answers the question “Why do people own firearms?”

Amazing Strangers have ALMOST returned!

2010 February 19

So the winter’s been so deathly cold and bleak here in the city I’ve resorted to reliving the past by going back through old footage from years past, editing, posting, and in some cases, reposting favorite moments. It’s been a very satisfying pass time, and the fruits of my desperation show.

So many old favorites, and some new. Meet the Cockroach, Ramblin’ Bill, Dizzy Daddy, the Birdman, and the Tourettes Runningman all on page 88 of Amazing Strangers!

Satan’s Salvation & the Irrefutable Pamphlet!

2010 February 17

There’s more Satan’s Salvation, and now they’re getting to the bottom of why people have to suffer, where evil comes from, and whose to blame. Certainly not God’s team. Could it be your fault? The mystery’s revealed