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Here
are more of my favorite kinds of fan mail.
Once
again, none of these pictures were included with the attached email...
or were they?
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Well the Jesus
Dressup site was a bit absurd, but I had fun with it. I couldn't
agree with you more: "I don't need Jesus to be my saver from
the people!" Christianity makes no sense, religious or logically
or historically. I can't understand why so many people believe
in it. It is kind of like my theory on computers. Most people
by windows compatible computers. (Why? Don't know). But those
of us in the minority who own macintosh computers know how
much more sense the system makes. Oh well, go fight city hall.
See you in Hell,
I guess. Sara
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I have never sent
feedback to anyone about anything on the net - I'm just built
that way.
But, I was moved
to compliment you on a fresh, irreverent and so welcomed take
on a subject that makes people go nuts! It's all supposed
to be fun, Right?
Julie
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What a wonderful
page. Thought I would let you know of the fabulous joy that
it brought to the graduate students' computer lab at Oxford,
5 am this fine morning. I sat with a Masters' candidate in
Biblical History, dressing Jesus, laughing till I thought
I would burst, and feeling much better about my unfinished
essay. And that was some sweet sharp code, as well.
Cheers, Kate
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| "Laugh
about your website now..." |
Laugh about your
website now, but you'll answer for it when you die, and
Jesus throws you into Hell. Have fun burning FOREVER!
The
Brands
joeyandmari@yahoo.com
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Oh yes,
I know. Hell is where the devil lives. He wears red pajamas... heh
heh.
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he doesn't wear red pajamas." |
You know the greatest accomplishment the devil has done
is making people belive he doesn't exist. The Devil doesn't
live in Hell yet. He'll be thrown in there soon though,
along with you, if you aren't saved.
Also, he doesn't wear red pajamas. He appears as an "angel
of light". You probably wouldn't even recognize him if you
saw him.
The
Brands
joeyandmari@yahoo.com
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Wow! That
news of him appearing as an angel of light sure puts you one step
ahead of the almighty super god of evil. I betcha he's irked that
that little disguise is no longer a secret. Hey, I guess that now
because the news is out, I'll be able to dodge him myself, don't
ya think?
| "The
Devil is the most subtle creature alive." |
Too late. He's already got you. You're being used by him
and you don't even know it. The Devil is the most subtle
creature alive.
Rev. 12:9-That old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan,
which deceiveth the whole world.
If
you want to know a little about Hell, go to this website-
http://www.av1611.org/hell.html
But
if you would like to know the truth you must be saved. If
you ask God to show you the truth he will. Timothy 2:25,26-
If God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging
of the truth;And that they may recover themselves out of
the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at
his will.
The
Brands
joeyandmari@yahoo.com
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Joey & Mari
Brand
It's so
easy to forget about those mega fantastic super beings doing battle
in some unimaginable dimension while I sit here thinkin' up the
next goofy outfit for Christ. I hope the sadness that my webpage
has brought doesn't get Jesus sucker punched.
Now that
I've been made aware of the deceitful nature of Satan (That really
came as a shock) I'll definitely be on the lookout. The first "Angel
of Light" that I see is gonna get tazered right in the face.
Oh yeah,
I read that quote from Tim and it got me a little concerned that
God might also have this "Angel of Light" thing goin' on. Can you
see how easily people could get those two mixed up? Here's a tip,
look for the halo. Chances are that's God.
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| "You
shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you." |
Dude. Mancow
was right. Your site is a disgrace. How dare you stamp on
your creator like that. You shouldn't bite the hand that
feeds you. Are you gonna take on the cow? I heard him challenge
you. You think you're man enough?
Reaper's
Underworld
ReapersUnderworld@hotmail.com
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Dear Reaper's
Underworld
Let it be
known that it was Mancow that backed down from me. There is nothing
that I'd like to do more than punch your precious DJ's face in.
I am guessing that he ran screaming because he is not only a COWard
but also a fake. As a fan, you should call him and ask him why he
is letting down his fans with his basic lack of credibility and
balls. His blatant hypocrisy forces me to question the intelligence
of his fans.
By the way,
Mr. Underworld, what did you mean by "shouldn't bite the hand that
feeds you"? Are you talking about "Cow" or Jesus? I am trying to
establish if my assumptions about you are as accurate as they appear
to be.
Normal Bob
Smith
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| "I
wonder what you replaced religion with." |
Criticism is easy.
I wonder what you replaced religion with. We're all just
electricity and neurons, right? We all wind up the same
in the end, right? So why follow the rules of society? Mass
murder seems fun to me right now.
Philip
Hamer
thissteve@yahoo.com
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Oh Philip.
If you do not see
the repercussions of such a horrendous act other than the trivial,
belated threat of Hell, then your ignorance to the basic facts of
life are almost as frightening as the act itself. Believing that
our worth is counting on the existence of God tells me that you
have very little else to offer and view others the same.
You might want to look into that.
Bob
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