you will have a new, meaningful life, with Christ in the
mist of it."
are you mocking the only Son of God? Believe me when I say
that Jesus loves you, and the illustration you made of Him
on the cross is the price he paid for this foolisness you're
do you think is going to happen to you once you die in your
foolish ways? Hell exists, and it's reserved for people such
you don't have to follow the crowd by living a futile lifestyle.
This same Jesus you mock is the same One who wants to have
a relationship with you. Confess you sins to Jesus Christ
sincerely, and turn from your wicked ways (erase this blasphemous
website), and you will have a new, meaningful life, with Christ
in the mist of it. And you will not see the flames of hell,
but experience peace and paradise in heaven forever. God bless
me Terrence, I'm as scared of this Hell place as you are (God's
really got us pinned with this one, huh?) But don't worry, I'm going
to confess my sins and all that.
been keeping a written log of my sins. Here's a sampling:
#17. Drew picture of dead Jesus and posted on Internet for laughs.
#82. Ate pork on Sunday (Not sure if this is "sin" but
just in case).
#133. Played Parker Brother's version of the Ouija board and spoke
to devil (I think).
I'm pretty good about keeping it up to date and I've got it addressed
to my high school youth pastor. In my Will I've got it stated to
mail that letter, and then he'll pass it onto God, or whatever.
I'm thinkin' "how bad could a few days in hell be?". Then
when God gets the confession "POOF!" I'm in heaven!
the way, I've trademarked this method of getting into heaven so
you're just gonna have to do it the hard way.
Post Death Repentance/Confession Letter to God 2000 Normal
You can't go around making up your own methods to get
corrupt people in our society are always finding ways to "beat
the system" by looking for loopholes. How can you possibly
think you can do the same thing with God? You can't go around
making up your own methods to get to heaven (John 10:1), especially
since it has been spoken and written how to do it 2000 years
I see where you're coming from. You feel man should do whatever
his heart desires, die, and go to hell for a little while
until God gets faxed some paper saying that his sins are forgiven,
or get someone(i.e. a pastor), to pray to God to get him out
Don't you think that's a little too easy?
don't mind bursting the bubble of your thoughts on how to
get to heaven because it's for your own good. Hell is not
some sort of reception area where people stand around looking
at their watches, waiting for God to call them (God is calling
people on earth and He's calling you). Once a person is in
Hell, he's there forever. Hell is a place of flames and great
physical and emotional pain (Luke 16:19-26).
of the sins that you wrote in your journal can be forgiven
while you are here on earth. All you have to do is have a
change of heart about how you live your life. Decide to do
right. Then, sincerely pray to the Lord Jesus Christ, asking
Him to forgive you of your sins, and believe that he will
do it. Then live for Him. Is that so hard?
promise you, if you do these things, and believe in the One
that died for you, you will be saved, never to see hell's
flames, and to see the glory of God in heaven. Don't delay.
Tomorrow is promised to no one.
suggest to pick up the Bible and read the book of John, located
after the book of Luke. Here are some Bible verses to help
you out: Matthew 7:24-27 (chapter 7 verses 24 through 27)
28:18 Luke 23:46 John 3:16-18 5:39-40 8:12, 31-32 10:1, 9
are you going to spend eternity?
your second letter I took some time to rethink my "search for
loopholes" plan. Honestly, I do not have a copy of the Bible
here in front of me. However, in John 10:1 "Don't go around
making up methods of getting into heaven" I sincerely don't
think that it was referring to my Post
Death Repentance/Confession Letter to God 2000 Normal Bob
years ago they didn't even have the technology of fax machines and
postal services. I really think that my trademark wasn't $300 wasted.
Bible says "Have all of your sins forgiven if you want to
go to heaven" John 10:2 and that's what my Trademark does!
Don't you see?!
I understand where your frustration is coming from. I've got the
one loophole trademarked and you and everyone else have to do it
the hard way. And don't even think of using my trademarked idea
or you'll definitely be hearing from me!
skimmed through those scriptures you listed in my Bible Cliff Notes
and I definitely didn't see anything referring to my loophole...
in answer to your final question Revelation
are you going to spend eternity?"
didn't present those Bible verses to you so that you could
skim through them to find validity in your plan of salvation."
Bob. I didn't present those Bible verses to you so that you
could skim through them to find validity in your plan of salvation.
I did it so that you could see that there's already a plan
of salvation for everyone--through Jesus Christ.
would like you to read those passages of scripture, and not
skim through them, so that you could understand the Way. You
should also carefully read my previous email to you.
you believe Jesus Christ as the only way of salvation? If
so, you would not be doing what you're doing to get to heaven.
And I doubt others would use your trademark method to get
to heaven, especially since it means that they would have
to spend some time in hell. But, they are not using it because
they've seen a great Light who presented them with a far better
way of salvation. Would you consider it?
I type these things so you could see a better Way of doing
things. Like I typed in my earlier email, tomorrow is promised
to no one. I don't want you to die not receiving Jesus Christ
into your life. You would spend eternity in hell, and while
you experience the torments I told you about in my earlier
email, you would also see my email messages going through
your mind, with eternal regret in your heart. Carefully consider
I believe that Jesus is the only way to salvation. That's what my
whole trademark is counting on!
of all the loopholes that I've discovered, it's my Post Death
Repentance/Confession Letter to God 2000 Normal Bob Smith
that I have the most confidence in. That's why I got the trademark
in the first place! And nobody BETTER use my method without my written
consent and a small commission fee.
also believe that a lot of people wouldn't fear that short visit
in hell. I mean, look at how popular all of those extreme sports
are lately. However I have updated my trademark to include FedEx
and UPS as well.
promise that I'll look over those scriptures that you had mentioned.
I'm going to try and get to it tomorrow.