A Retort from the Christians
Go die you sick fuck!

As usual the Christian emails will be in blue and my replies will be in black and white . Enjoy!

One day we'll all pay for not believing and the Christians can finally say "We told you so".

 

It's going to happen when you least expect it. Jesus will descend from the heavens and anyone who was smart enough to turn Christian will finally have the last laugh.


Despite all of the mayhem around you (explosions, fire, darkness, and -gasp- lightning), you can be deliriously happy with the light of Jesus Christ's sanctity illuminating you.

For everyone else it'll be too late. You will be doomed to to a life of despair in the atrocities of the material world.



Famine, nuclear explosions, masked men with AK-47s, death and snorting cocaine through rolled up dollar bills. In case you weren't aware, these are the things that most non-Christians are involved in.

Oh, and the line to heaven will be a glorious one.


"Greetings fellow Christian! Congratulations on making the right choice." They'll proclaim to you over their shoulder.
"Did you see those poor bastards burning in a sea of hell fire? I'd hate to say I told you so, but...ha ha ha!... It's a shame though about my rebellious teenage son having to stay behind... but at least it's not me!"

You'll find that a majority of the people in line for heaven will be very well dressed, leaning towards the more preppy style of casual wear.


Oh, and the joy of seeing loved ones again. There'll be so much hugging... in graveyards?

 


Once crippled children will run through patches of exotic flowers to hug their parents... unless one of them wasn't a Christian.

Heaven is the most beautiful place ever. Everyone is always happy and it's daytime all the time! Won't that just be great!

 


There will be a traditional African and Latin American dress, gardening and wicker furniture.... and there will be picnics. Lots and lots of picnics.


It'll be a place where you can frolic with animals who would've eaten you whole on Earth.

And the rest of eternity will be played out on both sides of the fence... so which side would you rather be on?

If this hasn't convinced you to join the Christian people than you must be crazy!


"...If you have the courage to publish this on your site..."

 

Please at least respond if your not going to publish this. However I do wonder if you will publish remarks that are not just hate mail or full of emotional statements that prove the person writing them had little to no self control. Publish something that doesnt make you look good when you respond with your witty statements.

In reviewing your website some things come to mind. While I do not necessarily approve of the website, I admire your creativity, and I can see that the Christians who have replied prior to me have forgotten that your website is expected and not at all unusual of non-believers. Here is a comparison of what you say, and what the Bible Says

You Said Religion Is Silly
Proverbs 14:9
Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found among the upright.

Religion Is Not Silly
Psalm 37:4
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart.

Christians Think Your Effecting God, and Tarnishing His Image?
Proverbs 19:29
Penalties are prepared for mockers, and beatings for the backs of fools.

God Has Nothing To Prove - He Is In Control
Psalm 75:7
But it is God who judges: He brings one down, he exalts another.

Here Is A lesson I Bet You Never Heard And The Christians Forgot.
Luke 12:51-53 51
Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.

Its clear that Jesus isn't looking for approval, he's weeding out those who don't have the sense to follow him. Your Web Site is a text book example of what's expected of you, and the only people you offend are the ones who don't know any better.

I challenge you to respond without attacking my spelling or some other minor detail you feel will discredit this response. Try responding with something that is actualy worth reading.

This response was designed to inform you and the people who visit your website. I realize some of the things said were on the harsh side but Truth is never an easy thing to swallow and If you have the courage to publish this on your site great, If not well at least you got the point.

Thanks for your time.
GGIC4US@aol.com

 

Oh Christ, Bible quotes. The hardest thing in the world to listen to is quotes, and golly you've got a a lot of them. OK, here we go...

"Proverbs 14:9
Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found among the upright."

This is your response to "Religion is silly"? All that this says to me is people need to accept responsibility for their actions and that it's the fools who do not seek amends for their wrong doings.
Making amends for your wrong doings by praying to an empty room seems to me to be the easy way out. Apologizing to the person you fucked over is the upright thing to do.
But why deal with that reality when all that you need is God's forgiveness?

"Psalm 37:4
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart."

Believe the unbelievable and you'll get presents.
Wow, powerful stuff there. If that doesn't convince those greedy bastards, nothing will.

"Proverbs 19:29
Penalties are prepared for mockers, and beatings for the backs of fools."

OK, so there's a list of penalties prepared for people who mock Jesus. And Jesus will beat you for not being smart. Or, I guess he would just be assigning penalties and beatings. He's probably got angels who do all of his strong-arming.

"Psalm 75:7
But it is God who judges: He brings one down, he exalts another."

God is God. Don't fuck with him. Yes, GGIC4US@aol.com, I already know that... yawn.

"Luke 12:51-53 51
Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law."

I have no idea what you're trying to tell me with this paragraph. It says that people will tend to disagree with each other and this is what God planned on happening.
Well, he was right. Everyone doesn't have the same opinion. You seem to think that God does this to expose the nonbelievers. I think that it's because it makes people stronger... like arm wrestling!

I still think that religion is silly. Your proverbs (however unrelated to their counterpart) ring with as much truth as L.Ron Hubbard, Mother Goose or my timeless Quote Of The Day Calendar. Religion is man's invention. Does your Bible even mention the word "religion"? Check it out, I think you'll be shocked at the results. This should be a huge clue as to it's silliness.
I no longer have the capacity to believe fantastic, unimaginable stories. Please understand that I am grounded in reality and basing a life on proven truths. If Jesus is going to beat my back for being this way, then I guess he really isn't my friend now is he?

"Apparently when you dislike something, you feel free to express your opinion. And when people respond to your views, you chastise them..."

 

Hi there Bob

After reading your 'NewCity Trouble' article, I realized that you contradicted your own philosophy. Apparently when you dislike something, you feel free to express your opinion. And when people respond to your views, you chastise them for being ignorant and oblivious to inferential reasoning. Whether they deserve this criticism or not is moot. The fact is, when someone dislikes something that falls within your favor, you don't seem to tolerate this with the same receptiveness that your website touts, ie. School-chum David and his opinions regarding 'Nashville Pussy'.

So, by your own words, you have just labeled yourself as a hypocrite. Congratulations!

John
wasula@gblx.net

 

Golly, John it's unnerving how you've dissected and exposed me for the hypocrite that I seem to be.
Yes, my philosophy is freedom of speech unless you disagree with me. Then I forbid it. It may seem a bit harsh but that's the way it's going be from now on. So, John, stuff a sock in it! I no longer permit disagreeing with me and if you do, you're going to Hell... forever. Learn it, live it.

Goddamn, Christians get all the fun.

"You're mother should have aborted you..."

You're one sick FUCK!
You're mother should have aborted you when you were born!

GreenEyedLady62@aol.com

 

Hey, it's you Christians who're trying to outlaw abortions, not me. You'd better work this out with your team and stop bitchin' at us. Although, aborting babies after they're born could be a very controversial procedure.

Wow, think of all the nonbelievers that could be eliminated if we just started aborting all of the evil babies (Babies born to non-Christians I suppose).

"hopefully JESUS WILL FORGIVE YOU."

You Suck

you disgust me you should be ashamed of yourself. hopefully JESUS WILL FORGIVE YOU. YOU SICK PERSON. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

Gerry Holt
GHolt@refco.com

 

Ha ha, Jesus has to forgive me! I know. I've read the rule book! All I have to do is recant on my death bed!

Christ, I'd better keep my voice down, Jesus could just get me hit by a dump truck if I'm too cocky, huh?

 
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