People Ask "Why?"
usual the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
make people happy! Here are some emails from folks who found the
site HILARIOUS! For those of you who did not include photos of yourselves
I am posting an "assumed" likeness next to your letter.
If you want your actual photo here people, you're going to have
to send it to me!
LIFE IS NOW.... make it as you will...and don't wait till
tomorrow to live.!!!!. OH and just to clarify something....
just because people dont believe in God.. doesn't make them
satanists..because if we don't believe in God we certainly
don't believe in the devil!!! *laughing hysterically and guess
what? We're good people with good hearts and good morals..
we just tend not to buy into all that "hooey" about going
somewhere else after we die..and living with angels.. WE ARE
REALISTS... WE ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS WE ARE DOCTORS AND LAWYERS
AND TEACHERS WE WE ARE SCHOOL BUSDRIVERS, WE ARE EVERYWHERE
so grab your bible and run to your church and go cry to your
God there... if you don't like sites like this THEN DON'T
COME IN!!!! OK there's my 2 cents.... oh p.s. Wildirishrose
( you're probably not really Irish either) what maybe a few
generations back? You are going to be so disappointed when
you die and finally figure out you're gonna JUST be worm food
like the rest of us!!!!!!
so relieved to see the world has a few people that actually
use their brains!!! I find your site very humorous!
I played with Jesus this morning!! How fun!!! Wildirishrose
is just another mindless, sheepish, insecure twit who
needs to convince herself time and time again that there
is some justification for worshipping a God! well guess
what..? Nobody is going to save you Wildirishrose..
Bob, firstly, thanks for putting a smile on my face on an
otherwise dull day - I saw the link to your site from a
discussion forum on my own website and had a look. The specific
item linked to was the Jesus Dress Up page - very entertaining
(and actually quite disturbing the sort of images one can
create - bring back memories of tabloid sleaze scandals
'vicars and choirboys' etc.).
I'm a Buddhist myself.. even if you did a Buddha Dress Up
page I'd have the sense to smirk a little rather than ranting
and making a mockery of both myself and Buddhism at the
same time ! I think Buddha in Ray bans (especially considering
the climate in Asia) would go down a treat :-) Keep up the
good work, and a small note to any Christians who might
read this (if published) - stop starting wars (we would
got away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids!)
You are messed up man.... messed up and yet funny!!!
is the best use of talent on the Internet that I've ever
seen. May you get fabulously wealthy or whatever it is that
might make you happy. Grins, Karin
fun-boy I tried very hard to dislike your site - I really
wanted to contribute to your hate-mail selection (it was
the best!) and sucky "Ohmigod! I love your site!" letters
are boring & nauseating to read AND write. My only complaint?
TOO SHORT. Fuck, man, I got three more hours to kill at
work here. Quit your day job, make more stuff. Your illustrations
are incredible & you can sign me up for a couple T-shirts
when they're ready. (Can I have a T-shirt with hate-mail
AND an illustration?)
ps - I'm not moving until you post ALL Top 10 Worst Movies.
I thoroughly enjoyed creating a burn-out-tranny Jesus from
the "Jesus Dress Up." Sick humor is why gahd put me on this
planet. Folks like you make my prostate quiver!!!!! Just
to share.... I saw an improv comedy troup in San Francisco
last week....they were feeding off the audience and creating
the sickest shit I'd ever seen (next to Co-ed Prison Sluts
at the Annoyance Theatre in Chicago, that is) They said...
somebody give me an illness or malady to which I screamed:
CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!! The guy who acted that out made up Joan
Rivers with Christian "Terrets" Syndrome (I'm sure that's
spelled wrong and will be pointed out!!) I'm sure if you
were there you would be deeply moved. I love hate mail,
I think we need a www.godhateskhakis.com page. (I'm sure
Khakis is spelled wrong also) It could be an Old Navy-Gap
hate mail site...... earnin' & burnin' buelanne
Well done and very clear. I admire someone who has the directness
and ability to actualize it in a practical medium, such
as the web. Love the "blaspheme man" in hate mail.
Dress up is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long
time! Fuck em!
me your shit at
would you do this? What is the point of making this website?
you for your question Jim. I have been asked many times what my
inspiration was for the Jesus Dress Up web page. Let me start by
saying that I consider myself an artist. I adore being able to express
myself with a drawing. It isn't often when one's own art creation
expresses one's own feelings, thoughts and beliefs to the extent
did for me.
That, and I thought it was fucking funny!
inspiration is simple. I do not think that any sort of drawing can
hurt anyone. And what better way to prove my point than creating
In fact, I'll even go so far as to say that not only is it harmless
but it is also a benefit to society. I believe that freedom of expression
used to its maximum opens the doors for exposing the crazy nutbags.
time I sit in front of a piece of paper with a pencil in hand I
am on a quest to convey a message. The message that I wanted to
convey with JesusDressUp.com:
despite religion's obvious silliness, there are countless folks
who depend on it in their everyday lives. They may have very legitimate
reasons to do so. Maybe they fear death. Maybe they have no other
purpose in life. Maybe they need to feel superior to everyone
else. Whatever the reason, many people depend on God, Jesus and
the Devil. Turning that corner and accepting responsibility for
one's own actions is a big step, and for many that step is blasphemous.
one who hopes that we progress as a society. I am for cloning,
lengthening life spans, robot limbs and pig hearts. When I turn
on the TV and see a doctor performing heart surgery on an unborn
fetus I see how far we have come and where we still could go.
If we still live in a society that fears my Jesus Dress Up web
page then we might as well be running from our shadows, bowing
down to an eclipsed sun and smashing cameras for stealing our
Lord looks down from heaven on the ebtire human race..."
fools say in their hearts,there is not God. They are corrupt,and
their actions are evil; no one does good The Lord looks down
from heaven on the ebtire human race he looks to see if there
is evenone with real understanting one who seeks for God .
But no,all have become corrupt Noone does good not even one
JESUS LOVE YOU ,TRY KNOW JESUS
you're a kooky one. I'm not sure where to begin.
You mentioned the human race of Ebtire in your email. This Lord
who looks down on them sounds a lot like this planet's "Santa
Clause". He looks to see that everyone is good and those who
are evil don't get any presents come Christmas. Only, here on Earth,
the one's who still believe in him are the fools. It's odd that
on this planet Ebtire where you are from, it's the ones who don't
believe that are considered foolish.
on Earth fools are easily weeded out. They write and say foolish
things, stating bizarre beliefs in divine miracles and how everyone
is "evil". Fools here make it very easy to pick them from
a crowd. All you have to do is post a wacky, "sacrilegious"
website and they come out of the woodwork.
Peace to you and your fellow Ebtiranian people.
day you won't think its funny...and it will be something
to live with for eternity."
find this site disturbing and distasteful, not to mention
-- IT'S NOT FUNNY. Can't you think of something better than
to mock the very person that died for the sins of mankind.
I pity the person that created this, for it is an abomination
to God. I can't even believe someone sent it to me. One day
you won't think its funny...and it will be something to live
with for eternity. I would repent and undo this site.
bet that being in Hell for a web page is a lot like going to prison
for unpaid parking tickets.
"So what are you in for?"
Hitler: "Oh, I massacred hundreds of thousands of people because
they were Jewish....you?"
Normal Bob Smith: "I made a web page where you could dress
up Christ in a variety of paper doll type clothes."
Next scene is Hitler telling me to pick up the soap with his pants
around his ankles.
Now that's funny! Disturbing and distasteful, yes! But pretty goddamn
a second, why would Hitler be getting his jollies in Hell? He's
being punished, right? I suppose that I'd be getting it from some
demon guy, huh? Hey, can you tell me what the Bible says about this
I would like to thank all of my readers who find my pages funny.
I'm getting more than a hundred "thank yous" a day. It's
that kind of support that drives me to be so goddamn funny.
doubt that Bob will publish any of our letters in their
don't hate you, I pity you. I am sure that is not what
you meant to accomplish, but it is the only thing I can
feel when I see a fellow human ignore the Truth. I fear
that you disregard the reality of salvation through Jesus
Christ and the sovereignty our creator. It is obvious
to me that you do know who our savior Jesus Christ is,
otherwise you would not make such a concerted effort to
discount him...yet in the end He will be the victor. His
promise to humanity is far greater than both you and I
could ever comprehend. It is not too late for you, He
will listen, but you must be faithful. If He does not
answer you at first, you must remember that all happens
in His time, not ours. I encourage you to at least read
a gospel of the Bible, perhaps the book of either John
or Matthew, or both. You will come to know an inner peace
and strength through Christ that you have never known
before. All else fades away, but our Lord is enduring.
all my brothers and sisters out there who may have visited
here out of sheer curiosity and anguish, I too have felt
remorse over this unfortunate website. I have watched
as numerous co-workers around me have laughed at it's
absurdity, and I can only hope that some of those are
nervous giggles muffling the inner anguish they must truly
feel. We know that true contentment comes only through
a relationship with Christ, yet they are still blind.
Yes, it may be an easier road the lost travel, but in
the end we know where that road dead ends. Think back
to your life before Christ, remember the filth that our
lives once involved...all are redeemable through Christ.
We must remember that Christ was persecuted, and as He
suffered, so will His people. Perhaps we must consider
that this is an opportunity to rebuke and bear witness
to Him. Perhaps we can find a way to glorify the Lord
through our common discord over such a blasphemous display
of heresy. It will only get worse my brothers and sisters.
The day of the Lord is at hand. I doubt that Bob will
publish any of our letters in their entirely, but if he
does, perhaps we can find solace in that alone...God bless
you all. And Bob, may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Bill, you really got me. You're right, I didn't put these pages
up to be pitied. Holy smokes, I don't know what to say, jeez!
just so sure that every non-Christian is filled with inner anguish
and living a life of filth.
of all, ignoring the truth is the exact opposite of what I'm doing.
Did you read any of what I had to say? I receive so many letters
from Christians. Not one of them has an argument for any of the
statements/questions/facts that are on this site.
I was most amused by your assumption that I would not publish
your letter, or if I did I'd edit it. Do you think that that email
was so powerful, I'd dare not publish it on my site? If I did
post it, my entire argument would be pointless, thus discounting
my web page empire and finally leaving me no choice but to pull
it all down and repent? Come on Bill, I censor no one. I don't
have to. There's nothing you or anyone could say that would make
me forget all that I know.
Read my pages again, consider the possibility of the Bible's absurdity
and get back to me.
have come to understand that there are forces in another
realm that we can somewhat interact with..."
I am wondering about you and what motivates you. A friend
of mine sent me the "Dress Up Jesus" deal. I don't quite
know what to think.
On one hand, I love taking shots at the fundamentalist Christians
(I used to be among the most hardcore of them) but on the
other hand, I do think that Jesus Christ was killed that
way. I have seen a bumper sticker that I like that says,"Doing
my part to piss off the religious right". My beef, though,
is with the people that have perverted the original message
that Jesus PROBABLY had and have turned it into something
that serves them and gives them power. (Sorry about the
run on sentence, I didn't do well in english in school-especially
grammer). I don't believe in the God that the christians
do anymore nor do I believe in a devil or much else in that
I have come to understand that there are forces in another
realm that we can somewhat interact with and that by living
a certain way, you can expect certain patterns and a quality
of life. (That's been my more recent experience).
So, I'm just curious. Do you hate everyone or almost everyone
or just certain people?
motivates me? Well, it most certainly is not wishy washy, fence
sitting, crazies like yourself. You seem to have come to very few
conclusions about what you believe. I'm guessing that it is related
to your inability to focus on the obvious.
you've concluded that I must hate. I do not hate anyone, Joe. To
hate, you must have anger and I am rarely angry. I am very patient,
thought-out fellow who grants hate for special things like car alarms,
slamming my thumb in doors, and biting down on razors in Halloween
you've read my pages and see it as "hate filled" than
you're way too tender to be here and you need to upgrade your sense
of humor from the "bumper sticker" level it's presently