if you choose to be anything other than a Christian you'll suffer
eternal damnation in the fiery pits of hell? It's true. It does
not matter how good you are or how many orphans you've fed, if you
are not a Christian you will not go to heaven! It's written in the
Christian bible somewhere!
I've compiled a surprising list of those who are melting in Satan's
Every Pope is
/ was Catholic! Unfortunately Catholics all go to hell.
Yes it's true, Walt Disney was not a Christian, he was an atheist.
That means he's strung up-side-down with his head in a bucket of
dung beetles forever.
Mother Teresa is boiling with the rest in the devil's dinner.
(For more on the reasons why Catholics are
going to Hell I suggest skipping ahead to page
43 of Hate Mail)
Sorry folks, John Merrick the Elephant Man was not a Christian and
he had to go to hell. God can be such a pisser sometimes.
No, it can't
be! Yes it's true. Gandhi was not a Christian, he was a Hindu. God
doesn't care, and now he must pay!
No, not Screamin Jay Hawkins! Sorry folks, Screamin' Jay had no
religious beliefs, thus another burning cinder in hell's oven.
did you know
everyone who died before Christ died went to hell? (This is all
merely speculation on my part.) This includes Mary's parents and
their parents and so on!
goes all the way back to Adam and Eve and their kids! It's all really
astounding if you think about it. I'm guessing that anyone who died
while Jesus lived went to hell as well. If there is any Christian
out there who can explain to me what happens in this scenario I
am keen for answers.
there is one loophole for anyone who dies after Jesus. What is that
you ask? Well, if you accept Christ into your heart while you lay
on your death bed, no matter how bad you've been, God has to let
you into heaven! It's a fact. You can spend your whole life raping
babies and pissen' in collection plates, then if you confess your
sins and accept Jesus as your savior, he has to let you into heaven!
Dahmer accepted Jesus into his heart before he died. God must hate
This is the route that you take if you have any brains at all. Of
course there is the risk that you might die unexpectedly. That's
the chance you take. Like Tony Mangan
says, you only go around once then you're worm food. You'd better
enjoy yourself 'cause you ain't commin' back and that's all part
of God's great plan. Make sense?
shocked to see this profanous material."
Here's a question from a man which saw your site.
I'm shocked to see this profanous material.
Do you know, Jesus is the saver from al lot of people in the
Do you know, Jesus can also save your soul?
Do you know, an unsaved sinner will burn in the eternal hell?
Do you that Jesus wants to forgive you, because He gave his
blood at Golgotha?
You want to be a hero to make a joke about Jesus? It's foolish!
When you want to be a hero and a comic, you should make a
site about Allah and Mohammed in the English and Arabic language.
Please, send me the link when you're ready with it.
I suppose that you don't do it, because it's dangerous for
your life. But what you did about Jesus is dangerous for your
Hartelijke groeten, Albert-Jan den Butter
Here is a reply from a man who designed the site.
I am aware of this "Jesus" that you speak of: The saver
from al lot of people in the world. I've said it a hundred times
that I don't need Jesus to be my saver from the people!
never liked the term "Hero". Just because I've done heroic
acts (inventing JesusDressUp.com) does not make me a hero. However,
I do consider myself a comic, and your idea of an Allah and Mohammed
Dress Up page is pretty goddamn funny, and the Arabic versions of
each is cherry indeed!
For your disintegration of the English language, I think that we
are now even. I found it most profanous, as do al lot of people
in the world.
you are not important enough to offend Jesus Christ..."
you are not important enough to offend Jesus Christ or me
for that matter. I thought however that I would take this
opportunity to remind you that Jesus went to the Cross for
you as well as all mankind.
Your attempt to offend Christ's memory is a mild excercise
in disgusting behavior favored by todays media and degenerate
I would challenge you to do a simarlarly offensive depiction
of Mohammed. Just to show that you are an equal opportunity
offender. Lets see what kind of convictions you actually have.
I will pray for you often that you may experience conversion
and know Christ.
May God have mercy on you.
are the second person to request a Mohammed Dress Up site. Unfortunately,
I was not raised to believe that Mohammed is the saver of souls.
My years were wasted being taught that Jesus ruled my life. Although,
I was considering doing a Santa Dress Up page. Him and Christ are
in the same boat. They both were created by man to bring wonderful
gifts to those who believe their incredible stories. Flying reindeer,
feeding nations with a fish, elves that part the seas to save the
Jews. Is that right? I always get those two mixed up.
as for you, my experience has shown me that the people who think
like you do tend to be out of touch with reality. You don't have
to believe everything you read. I suggest that you direct your life
in some other direction instead of a book written by man.
The number of misspellings in your email: 2
See if you can spot them. It's fun!
do you waste what you believe to be wonderful talents
in particular your ability to find typos in people's e-mail
and point them out, as opposed to spending your time screwing
over your friends and family for whatever you can get
(The 44 word
sentence that made no sense)
first blush I felt sorry for you and thought you were just
a poor soul who knew nothing of Jesus and were simply trying
to be cute. Now I realize that you do know and therefore you
blaspheme, may the Lord have mercy on your poor soul. How
can you live thinking that when you die it's over and there
is nothing? Why do you waste what you believe to be wonderful
talents in particular your ability to find typos in people's
e-mail and point them out, as opposed to spending your time
screwing over your friends and family for whatever you can
get away with? After all there is only one time around and
then you become worm food, so everyone you are kind to, is
a liability, while in fact they should be of value to you
to use and dispose of, before they need to be repaid in some
will continue to pray for you and your ultimate salvation.
reason it has been suggested that you hold up Mohammed for
ridicule is that most people know that if you dared to do
it, some Moslem group would let you know what anger really
is. Not the kind that you are showing because you didn't get
something from Santa that you asked for or that Jesus didn't
pave your way to get everything you've asked for, but real
anger and retribution. I guess going to the Cross having done
nothing wrong, so that you could be saved is not enough for
you. May God have mercy on you
your emails I would guess you to be 12 or 13 years old, and
it's not just your spelling. It is also your sentence structure
and jumbled thoughts that make it very hard to understand what
you're trying to communicate to me. In one sentence you asked
me why I waste my talents as opposed to screwing over my friends
and family. I know what you mean but that's really a bad sentence
structure. It's hard for me to take anything you say seriously
when you seem to have little or no education. Am I supposed
to worship the god of a slack-jawed dimwit? I picture you skipping
around your home, waving your arms in the air, shouting "BLASPHEME!
BLASPHEME!" ...and that makes me giggle. I also imagine that
you do this sort of thing every time you catch someone "sinning".
I sent this picture as an attachment.
the things that always bothered me when I was a "church goer"
was the excessive judging that went on (I will also include
pre-judging since you have done a lot of that with me). Already
you've assumed that I must have screwed over my friends and
family, that I am not kind to people and that I think that
it's all over when I die. This is one of the worst attributes
of a Christian, and it cannot be avoided if you become one.
That "witch hunt" mentality has been there since the beginning.
the MohammedDressUp.com site that you've requested, I am not
a one trick pony. If I think of some hilarious Moslem web
prank I will not hesitate to build it. For now, however, it
is only the Christians that I choose to offend.
haired guy with his eyes poking out of socket..."
the idea? Irreverence for it's own sake, or a personal problem
with Jesus? Cooler than thou or what? Here's one for ya, how
about the little green haired guy with his eyes poking out
of socket when he realizes that Christ is alive and reigns
supreme over all creation?
didn't bother going to Revelation and looking up your quote. I assume
that when Christ spoke of "Poking eyes out of socket for all
ye who realize that Christ is alive and reigns supreme over all
creation" that he meant it in the spirit of love. 'Cause that's
what he is, right? Love?
like that who needs enemies?
In answer to your first question, I do have a personal problem with
Jesus. I spent half my life listening to Jesus' stories and now
that I'm all grown up I realize what a schmuck I was. I mean, damning
every soul for eternity in burning hell fire for not believing his
tall tales? His dad's the one who supposedly made our brains think
logically, and he wants me to buy this shit?
If there's one thing I've learned over the years it is to beware
of anyone claiming to be the messiah, and be especially wary if
his only source of proof is a book he wrote.