did it my way!
emails are in blue & mine
are in black and white.
off I'd like to thank everyone who came in to chat
with me last night.
often that a guy like me gets to talk about my personal shaving
habits with curious, inquisitive girls. Always a treat.
not entirely clear if chatting with me is a desirable aspect of
the site but I'll go ahead and schedule another one for later this
month. Perhaps by then I'll have found that red surgeon's costume
I've been looking for?
the chat my photographer and I went into Times Square to waste a
little time and churn out some more charming pictures of me.
to get a hold of that Jesus.com
fellow so that he and I could stage a fist fight there one day.
I'll get the rehearsal space, write the script for it and everything!
Something that'd make the papers... you know?
it gonna take to get a willing punked out Catholic school girl to
come pose with me? Contact
me yo! I've still got a lot to accomplish here in New York.
Patience Bob, patience.
I haven't been busy enough with these
magnets I've also had the great fortune of designing a front
page for TroubleGirls.co.uk,
along with a dress
up page for the things she sells there. I've got several other
projects in the works that I'll reveal to you when they're completed.
hesitate to contact me
about jobs you'd like me to work on. Despite my less than conventional
appearance I'm a delight to work with and I'm always game to promote
whatever I complete. Just email me the details of what you've got
in mind and we'll set up a chat.
Bob Smith Design
u think some guy made up the whole bible just for kicks?
you are stupid,
did God come to u personally and say he doesn't care? I didn't
think so. I am thinking you are a punk with a mohawk so I
say go cut yourself. I just say save yourself before you burn
in hell. You know you don't have to go making fun of God.
Even if he wasn't real do u see websites with people saying
who is Santa and why doesn't care? no because thati s stupid
and immature. Why dont u grow up. Do u think some guy made
up the whole bible just for kicks? You should delete yoru
website until you have total proof God is not real. Do they
have a bible of Santa, or the easter bunny, didnt think so.
So grow up.
It is always such
a treat for me when somebody reveals a fresh new train of
thought on how they personally validate the Bible.
right. If you line up Jesus with the Easter Bunny and Santa,
only one of them will be holding onto a Bible written about
themselves. But to me there is an even more fascinating explanation
for why you believe, and I just simply love this one.
I imagine you laying
on your bed staring at the ceiling dwelling deep into the
emptiest corners of your mind searching for any flaw the Bible
might be hiding. Then, in an unprecedented nirvana of total
synchronicity the answer to the question mankind has labored
over for millenniums hits you up side the head: "Do
I think some guy just made up the Bible for kicks?"
Then, out of sheer
exhaustion but utterly content, you roll on your side and
fall fast asleep.
These are the kinds
of things that make me smile really big.
to late for the devil but not 4 u buddy=)
know matter what
you do or say Jesus still loves you----and its to late for
the devil but not 4 u buddy=)
What about for
the angry troll who hides under the bridge, or perhaps the
looming warlock on the haunted castle tower? Is it too late
for them as well. Go on, check your Bible. I'll wait.
can't even imagine the peace that He has in store for
More than the best drugs, the best booz...
I am really sorry. Sorry for whatever happened in your life
to make you so full of vengence and hatred. If only you know
what you were missing.
If only you knew
how much the Lord Jesus Christ wants to forgive you. Wants
you to come back to Him. You can't even imagine the peace
that He has in store for you. It is more than anything or
anyone in this world could give you. More than the best drugs,
the best booz, anything in this world.
I hope you understand
that we are running out of time. It won't be long before you
won't be able to come to Him, but He will come to you, and
instead of flooding you with His mercy, he will have to send
His justice upon you.
I hope you are
ready to spend an eternity burning and suffering. Please think
about what you are doing. It is not too late yet.
It's so tragic
that basically the life God has set up for us is ‹ you're
born, you live, you die, you spend eternity burning and suffering.
I mean, that's what life is when you get down to the brass
What a shame God
keeps giving out that "gift" to everybody, especially now
with Satan contriving some of his most impressive deceptions
ever using our trust in science against us. I swear, sometimes
I'm shocked that anyone believes the Bible with all
the smoke and mirrors Satan comes up with.
Why on earth doesn't
God stop making life? Doesn't He do the math and realize that
the majority suffer eternally? It's like He doesn't give a
crap how many souls get damned forever! It's so utterly thoughtless
and inconsiderate that I can hardly stand it! But He's got
us totally backed into the corner... so yeah, I guess I'll
I'll tell you what
Rita, the first thing I'm going to pray for (now that I'm
one of you) is that God stops making human lives! I care for
people, and I don't want to see any more of them banished
into eternal hell fire simply because they were honestly mislead
is obvious from the opening of your email that you resent
being put upon this earth without your consent.
It is obvious from
the opening of your email that you resent being put upon this
earth without your consent. Yes, life is a gift. It is a journey
to be traveled to cleanse and purify one's soul. Even Christ
said it wouldn't be easy. and he took the hard way too - he
experienced all of the pains that we do in everyday live,
plus in his agony before his death, he took on the pain and
suffering of all humanity to conquer sin and death, and open
the door to eternal life. If you could just let go of your
human pride long enough to open your heart and ask him to
help you to understand. God gives us every opportunity to
do the right thing. maybe one of your opportunities is to
have some dweeb like me emailing you, and including you in
my prayers. but i am not giving up on you because i can tell
that you truly do care about people. But YOU are the one buying
the lies - satans lies. why are you selling your soul to him?
because it is too hard to do the right thing? sure it is easy
to give in. i know - i've been there and it stinks living
that way because every day your self-hatred grows along with
your hatred of god and your resentment of being put here to
"Smoke and mirrors"???
is that what you call your newest update to your website?
it is blatant sacrilege (sorry but i don't feel like checking
my spelling). and it is incredulous to me that someone could
so cruelly hurt someone (Jesus) who never does anything but
also, the reason
there is so much suffering in the world is because of the
sinfulness of man, it does not come from God. He gave us FREE-WILL,
which you are using to pull others into the ground with yourself.
if you are so bent on the destruction of your soul, please
keep it to yourself and stop dragging others with you. you
had the nerve to say the following...."I don't want to see
any more of them banished into eternal hell fire simply because
they were honestly mislead by Satan!" wow, you are a mixed
up hypocrit. i will still pray for you whether you like it
or not, but I lack your creativity of words and ability to
convince people of my point of view. actually, convincing
you of anything is not my concern, because i know and believe
the undeniable truth.
things are going
to change for you. you wait and see.
I don't resent
being put upon this earth! Where did you get that idea? In
fact, it's just the opposite! I am so happy that God didn't
just skip life here on earth and have us be born right into
the feces smeared pits of Hell. He at least gives us a small
taste of good things before our eternal suffering. It's kind
of like a death row inmate's last meal. A kind gesture even
though he's evil.
These last several
days since I've repented have been so tiresome. I've been
praying and praying night and day for God to stop making babies.
Every morning I get up, open the paper and see that nothing
has changed. The Bastard still doesn't even give a crap that
most of those precious baby souls are destined for hell. I
can hardly look a baby in the eyes anymore!
What a wonderful
day it will be when God sees the error of His ways and stops
producing souls for Satan... My god Rita, this just struck
me! Do you suppose there's a chance that Satan and God are
in on this together? God makes souls to worship Him and promises
Satan His leftovers? AND I JUST SOLD MY SOUL TO GOD!!!
I'm sorry Rita,
I'm in a total panic now! I can't believe I fell for it! For
the love of God Rita, how do I un-repent!?!
am sure that there are not a lot of people laughing.
I stumbled upon
your website while searching for a dress. I couldn't believe
my eyes when I saw the filth your site. You obviously have
no respect for Christians. It is very sad to see the moral
disintegration that is among the general populous. Jesus Christ
had nothing to do with Santa. Jesus' birth was a sacred and
wonderful time for all the people of the world. I am very
concerned for children that may see what you have done to
this very special holiday season. You may view this as a joke;
however, I am sure that there are not a lot of people laughing.
I suppose that
the fuel for my fire would be the repeated attempts people
make to suck me back into that world of madness you are in.
yourself that this magical neverland floats above your head.
Your faith is unwavering despite the proof against it, the
childish emotional issues of your god and the monkeys who
wrote His book for Him. I am thrilled that you've found your
salvation but there's nothing you can do to stop me from laughing
at your ignorance.
Did you find the
dress you were looking for?