Hey Bob, it's me Katrina.
Long time no talk huh? I see how it is, ::sniff::. Guess what!
I made ya something!
perfect, but hey, it's something.
I simply adore your page. Someone sent me the link and I spent
the rest of the night looking through it until my eyes hurt and
I was wondering why the birds were singing, it turned out the
sun had come out and I had just been so caught up in your page
that I didn't notice, that I had spent all night looking at it.
I think you are
a very talented artist and I love your sense of humour. I live
in Denmark so I don't really have any first hand experience with
very religious people, but I find those who write you hatemail
wear a tutu you faggot motherfucker! Love Carl" It never
stops being funny that they will insult you and then sign it
with "love" another loving detail is when they insult
you poor mother who has nothing to do with making the page. How
very Christian of them.
I have spent many
hours playing with Dress up Jesus. I even find myself drawing
little costumes for him on my computer. I am sending you my Marie Antoinette
Jesus and hope you enjoy it. I've also done Pippi Longstocking Jesus,
Jesus, Jesus with
Jesus, hairy drunk
in a corset and Robin Jesus!
To all the mad Christians
who hate you Bob I would like to point out that they will not
go to Heaven behaving like that. There is no Heaven there is
only Valhalla where you will be greated by Odin and Thor. There
you will have fun fighting all day. When the battle is over the
chopped of parts will magicly grow back and you will spend all
night drinking beer from a bottemless cup and eating as much
pork as you desire. But please remember Christians that you can't
go if you die in the bed straw like a cow. You will need to die
in battle like a real man. :)
Sorry to almost spam you at the moment, but I've just dicovered
something great that you maybe don't wanna miss.
First I enjoyed
listening to that radio-interview,
which is great fun btw, and then I went to mankow.html to play
around a little--- the outcome: by using mankows head and a dogcatcherjacket you can
turn Jesus into a girl, heeheeeee. If mankow knew that!! *g*
It's not perfect, but I don't think the doctors could do a better
job with turning a man
into a woman!
I hope you somehow like it.
Shroud Dress Up.
Did for cheap laughs on a message board, and figured i'd forward
I remember having "Colorforms" toys when I was little,
and your site is like an online version of that. Where you got
the inspiration to have Jesus as the subject of it I don't know,
but it works for me. I also used it as the Normal Bob Dress Up
site (see attached). Thanks for a good laugh on an otherwise
it up; I'm sure there are hundreds of other people who, like
me, instead of taking offence to your site, just laugh at it.
Your hurt feelings are not my problem. Be a man. It's a God damn
email. Your God-talk was boring me and I do not appreciate your
attempts to convert me. I do not love people like my grandmother
loves Hummels. You've missed my point entirely."
This is a reply
you made to some hate mail. I was amused when you replied, 'I
do not appreciate your attempts to convert me.' When I read through
'God ate my balls' I had the feeling you were trying to convince
me that God doesn't exist. 'Your God talk was boring me' I'll
be honest; your Anti God talk was boring me. I just found the
hate mail section funny, because
you get so worked up. Keep it up; I'm sure there are hundreds
of other people who, like me, instead of taking offence to your
site, just laugh at it.
I suppose you're right. That is kind of a double standard on
my part. I guess I'm not annoyed by my own God-talk. Go figure.
please, tell me that you don't like haveing this stupid race
Hello BoB, still
leading people astray........Excellent! keep it up I wanna watch
this race die.
I could very well
have a website for unembodied beasts in human form, but why don't
I? Because I do not need the reasurence. LIKE you DO. What I
am not right.....Oh please, tell me that you don't like haveing
this stupid race worship you. Some of those braindead bimbos
do think that way about you and you love it.
Kind of think of
yourself as the Jesus Christ of ignorance.....speaking of course
on an eternal level, I am sure you are quite smart on an earthly
level...WHO GIVES A SHIT. Anyone can get a book and learn useless
junk....Anyone who can read that is.
Hooray for you BoB,
HOORAY for you and the downfall of man.
What is the use
of living for eternity if you don't have your true self.
fun supporting shit and believing lies.
I really did not
think you were going to put that in the hate mail section. Oh
well, I was really looking forward to your reply, or how you
would respond to this type of mail. Why did you not reply......COME
ON it is something that is alot different then your typical save
your soul shit right?
am very fucked up by the standards of this type of reality, but
it does not matter...I guess this is just what happens when an
entity has the wrong form. So what are your desires BoB? Everyone
has thier own wishes no matter how fucked up it may seem, everyone
has that wonderfull DARKSIDE.......
I just can't support
the idea that you are completely happy with this boring lame
as world but if you are then I guess I am wrong...But I don't
think I am. I can just imagine how horrid it must be to think
that all you are is a brain and nothing more, and when you die
..UHOH no more BoB...but he was a good mound of brain..HAHAHAHAHAHHA
HA AHHAHA how fucking stupid.
Well have fun supporting
shit and believing lies.
I can look
semi normal see
Oh yeah one more
thing, again I AM NOT YOUR ENEMy, I just don't want people thinking
I am a hardcore christian because they are slaves as well. As
for me, I have no master.
But it is your site
so do what ever. Again...FUNNY FUCKING DRAWING love it!! ------
Oh Christ, you want
a reply so badly? I think that I answered the way I did before
because that's precisely what I was thinking. At least in this
last email you've asked me answerable questions and it doesn't
look like you're trying to put on a show for me.
I am content enough
right now. I've actually got a number of projects keeping me
busy. My move to New York is also a very nice change. I get a
lot of satisfaction leaving places that I'm sick of.
I'm not sure what
you want me to pinpoint in regards to a "dark side".
I don't think you're talking about my freak drawings or how I shit all over Jesus
Christ. Are you wanting to hear my most perverted thoughts? The
things that I do when I'm alone in the dark? Everything I don't
tell about myself on this silly web site? Okay... you go first.
I keep my brain
busy enough to keep me from useless worrying. And all of the
things that you're probably stewing over about the human race
are what I enjoy dissecting, toying with and making fun of. It's
a lot better than getting angry and letting it ruin a day.
I wasn't sure where
to post your letter. I knew that it didn't belong in Fan Mail
and our exchange just fit so perfectly with the Thanksgiving
theme of the hate Mail page. In the end I didn't think you'd
I find it interesting
that you've accused me of "supporting shit and believing
lies". Tell me what it is you're referring to. And you must
tell me what you're buying into and why it's the truth. It only
I would like to tell you of my true exsistance, but do not know
if I should.......It might make me look crazier then you already
think I am.
Well I guess I could
learn to not let the stupid things of humanity get to me...BUT
THEY ARE SO STUPID....you know what I mean. I guess I just have
not reached that maturity level yet, oh well at least I know
how I am a fuck-up....something to work on I suppose. No I do
not want to know about your sexual perversions(if you have any)
I was mostly pointing out how everyone has bizzare thinking.
I don't really need to know about your personal life, sometimes
I just get on a roll and start typing without constructive thinking.
I am a little jelious
how you can particapate in the world. Unfortunately my haterd
of this reality, race ..whatever has stopped me cold, and led
me to a standstill as far as interaction with the race. I could
be that much more powerfull in my desired influance, very powerfull
if I could just get the motivation. I do not know if haveing
a high intellegence feeds this hatered or not, I am not even
really convinced that this race can correctly measure I.Q.
Well I would like
to tell you of my true exsistance, but do not know if I should.......It
might make me look crazier then you already think I am.
Good day BoB, Dragon