a non believer, I have the same concern that so many other non believers
is going to happen to me after I die?
For so long now
Hell has been the only option for a non believer like me, and that has
always seemed to me to be totally unfair... and painful.
So it occurred to me!
If God has the powers to create
Heaven, Hell and the universe, then creating a tolerable 2nd class afterlife
for those who don't believe but don't deserve eternal suffering seemed
more than plausible.
I remembered the loophole.
Luke 18:27 What
is impossible with men is possible with God."
It was a long shot, but I decided
to ask God for another option.
Last night I prayed the prayer...
and the most amazing thing happened. My prayer was answered! I asked for
a sign, any sign from above that He was listening and willing. Then, seconds
after my "amen" I felt the most wonderful feeling come over me. It was
so warm, tender and peaceful, as if God were telling me,
"Do not worry. You're idea is genius, and I have made this third afterlife
available to all who don't believe in Me but haven't dedicated their life
to praising Satan."
I totally flipped out and started
calling all of my friends on the phone!
"God just made an alternative
to Heaven and Hell for those of us who are good but don't believe that
the Bible is true!" I screamed.
I am still completely overwhelmed
and I'm now on a mission to spread The NEW
Good News of God's limitless grace, love and understanding.
The details of my prayer requested
very simply a nice room with a comfortable bed and a view, basic cable
(not paradise). It'd be an afterlife free of evil (murder, rape, cannibalism,
etc.) but regular "sin" (white lies, cursing, porn, dirty jokes, etc.)
would have a blind eye turned on it. There'd be no super powers or flying
around, but you'd be allowed to have loved ones from Heaven come visit
you for the religious holidays.
I ask you now to join me in
spreading The NEW
Good News. It's all part of God's commitment to promoting
Share my story with all who
don't believe! There is a NEW
Good News... and once again we all have God to thank for
don't you just carry on with your life and believe what you
Although I do agree that
the bible is made by man and therefore it is flawed, I do believe
in god and Jesus. I think that it is so funny that you are preaching
"Jesus is bull" and that people should stop wasting their time believing.
But What I find is so funny is the fact that you yourself have dedicated
your life to proving it wrong. Why don't you just carry on with
your life and believe what you want. You are being as "bad" as any
religious group by preaching your bull.
I think that the old
saying goes " pot calling the kettle black" is that right? I think
so. Anyway, I think that you have lots of talent I mean you designed
your own web page. But why not use that talent doing something good
for you rather than proving in your head that your right. Its time
to loose the grudge against God and Jesus and carry on with your
please feel free to email
me and talk about this more. I enjoy religious conversations/arguments.
You asked me the question,
"Why don't you just carry on with your life and believe what you
Robert, I am carrying
on with my life believing what I want. That's the point of my whole
site! The reason that I'm doing this is because I enjoy it. I enjoy
it a great deal! I love talking about my beliefs and lack there
of. I think that it's all very very funny. There's loads of comedy
in this stuff and I am fascinated with the notions people come up
with to prove that the Bible is true.
Your "pot calling the
kettle black" quote would only be a valid observation if all I went
on about was how much I hate Christians talking about what they
believe. I don't feel that way at all. I encourage everyone to talk
about what they believe, examine it for all it's worth and defend
it to no end. It's a commendable act.
You yourself say that
you enjoy religious conversations / arguments. Why don't you just
go on with your life and not talk about it?
I'm sure that now you
see what I'm saying and how idiotic your email to me was.
By the way, do you really
think that I've got a grudge against God and Jesus and that I'm
knowingly preaching "bull" as you put it? Please explain if this
is just another flaw in your thinking or if you actually think I
don't believe all that I've written on my site.
NOW so you think there is a hell? What created it? is there
truly a heaven do you think?? just kinda curious.
Now you asked me in your
reply "do you really think that I've got a grudge against God
and Jesus and that I'm knowingly preaching "bull" as you put it?"
First you kinda combined
2 thoughts . 1. Yes I think you do have a grudge against God and
Jesus, Why else would you dedicate so much time to make fun. 2.
in allot of peoples opinions (so far 87 pages of hate mails worth)
You are preaching bull.
Also you asked "You
yourself say that you enjoy religious conversations / arguments.
Why don't you just go on with your life and not talk about it?".
Ok first I don't dedicate allot of time in discussing religion,
except to family because I feel as though everyone has a right to
believe what they want. However, When I see people whom bash other
peoples beliefs as you so successfully have I feel the need to step
in and add my 2 cents. I know that no email or letter will change
the way you feel and personally I to find it funny that people are
asking you to Pray and repent for your sins and save your self,
I mean don't they see that you cant change someone who has already
made up his mind?
I thought your side
ad about praying to god for an alternative in death for those who
don't believe kinda funny. I mean, you stated that you were concerned
about what's going to happen when your dead, and then you state
"For so long now Hell has been the only option for a non believer
like me". In that statement you basically stated you think there
is a hell. WELL NOW so you think there is a hell? What created it?
is there truly a heaven do you think?? just kinda curious.
Finally you said
"I'm sure that now you see what I'm saying and how idiotic your
email to me was." I think that part of discussion is 2 different
opinions discussing point and each having the right to say what
they want but then you go and criticize me and say that my opinion
is idiotic. Well now your just playing no fair. That's another thing
that makes me laugh about your site you get defensive and you criticize
people just to make you feel better or something. In my email I
never said that you were wrong or stupid (hell I even complemented
you) and yet you though you should take cheap shots at me,
for shame Bob for shame.
email me back
It's clear to me that
what we've got here is an inability to get the joke. You've got
this limited train of thought that so many of my "Hate Mailers"
have and I enjoy exposing that very very much.
An Atheist worrying that
his lack of belief will damn him to hell is a funny concept. You
can't experience that joke because you think (like so many other
Christians) that atheists believe and just choose to go against
God and Christians. It's one of the biggest misconceptions that
Christians have about non Christians and I love toying with that.
It's the reason that I created the Pray For Satan's
Salvation Campaign and also the Ask
God section where you can email a prayer to God and get a reply
in 6 to 8 weeks!
Keep in mind Robert that
these emails from you that suggest I am spiting God are saying the
exact same thing that a previous 5,000+ emails have said. I'm aware
of this misconception. I expected it from the beginning. Instead
of getting annoyed by people telling me what I think I have chosen
to hand it to them on a platter... and make comedy out of it.
For example I find it
funny and entertaining that you felt it necessary to "step in" and
give your 2¢ as if you're not just another parrot rattling off all
you've been taught, and that I wasn't aware of how you might feel...
and perhaps I should.
I think that the reason
I started "playing just no fair" takin' cheap shots with you is
because I didn't want you to think that I was being friendly. I
don't want you to misinterpret all of this as an invitation to hang
Your first email to me
(like your second) shines with that limited train of thought I'd
mentioned earlier. Combine that with your assumption that I'm a
liar... and you're just another funny lookin' guy anyhow, I don't
want you to leave thinking that I respect your opinion.
I really hope you have the balls to publish this.
Alright, I have had a
few days to look over your site and what you wrote to me and I came
up with a different opinion of you. let me explain, sorry if it
gets a bit long. By the way, the reason I thought of this idea was
from your picture of you praying to god and the picture of you talking
on the phone on hatemail page 87
Ok, I see a young 12
year (or so) born again christian, that is unclear of his fate in
the future. So you go to a priest and ask him if its normal for
you to be having some homosexual thoughts of your best friend (Jason
I believe was his name) having oral intercoarse. Hearing this, the
priest then shows you techniques, style and speed of which you should
suck his little boy cock. He then procceds to show you and let you
show him what you learned. From then on you and Jason enjoy each
others sexuality using the priests ideas to help.
Then in highschool,
even though you and your friend are mocked and shunned away from
school and your comunity because of your open gayness you still
procced in homosexual acts. Till one day your poor "friend" dies
in a car crash (God rest his soul) NOW all of a sudden you have
this feeling of anger and sadness that lives in you, and it doesn't
go away with praying or going to "see" the priest. So you decide,
fuck it I hate god and I hate the world and everything it stands
for. Afterall, not only did your friend die and God did nothing
to save him, but anything that you do to try and get back in with
religion and your comunity, is turned away because society says
that its wrong to be gay. Poor soul.
I think I understand
why you hate god and christians and why you try to piss them off
like they did you, when they told you to stop sucking your friends
dick. Its ok you can admit it. we live in 2002 where you can be
openly gay and people (for the most part) should except you.
There, does that show
a different and unique prospective on Bob? I hope that you publish
this (if you were a man that is) and I encourage any other disappointed
reader to write other suggestions as to why Bob is the way he is.
You see Bob like most athiests, you mistakenly think that all people
who believe in God have no sense of humor. I found alot of stuff
on your site funny and with my last letter when I mentioned your
praying for God I was turning your words on you like you did to
me and others who have wrote you.
Please again feel free
to email me and tell me if I am right or wrong
P.S. I really hope you
have the balls to publish this.
Robert, are you flirting
I am so delighted that
you think accusing me of homosexual acts with my "dead friend Jason"
(a fictional character I created to make a point) is going to offend
me. I am also delighted that you're so obviously lying, and very
poorly I might add. You are clearly offended and lashing out at
me for pointing out your inability to get the joke. If you were
actually setting me up you'd be happy that I fell into your trap.
You would also have some funny material stored up to seal my fate.
But there was none.
Homosexual acts? Come
on Robert. Do you think I'm offended? Those are your issues, not
mine. I enjoy being accused of homosexual acts. My lust for the
opposite sex runs so rampant that I figure it kinda balances everything
out. Have you seen the newest
Super Chic? OUCH!
I don't think that you
have it in you to give a unique perspective. In fact, there is nothing
more stereotypical than an unfunny homophobic Christian telling
me that I take part in gay sex. You've no idea how transparent you
I received your email
today. I have posted it today, and it didn't even take one ball
to do it.