is a letter that I received from
a fan someone:
As I begin my descent
down this wonderfully spiralling website I have just one question.
made you hate Jesus?
This is neither hate
mail nor fan mail, yet something more like curiousity mail. From
what I have seen so far I must admit that this is one of the more
well layed out websites I have managed to stumble upon.
The way I see it, there
must be something that must have triggered such a grand disgust
for christianity. I know that the whole idea in itself can be quite
unsettling but to go out and put forth so much effort towards it's
much deserved damnation makes me ponder the question as to what
is the reason behind it all.
Perhaps you have one,
perhaps you are in it just for the popularity, regardless I am just
curious as to why. Maybe you have all ready unvailed your reasons
out here on your website and I haven't found it yet. anyway I was
just curious., but this will not be the last you hear from me. I
have other subjects which I would like to discuss with you.
That's quite an accusation,
and it reeks of agenda. It isn't like I've riddled my pages with "Fuck
Jesus, that son of a bitch! I hope He and His disciples are rotting in
HELL!" and drawn pictures of me stabbing him in the heart with
a butter knife. What I have done however is constructed some extremely
witty religious satire and a clever Dress Up style game (that could have
very easily been more offensive & violent).
Would you have thought I was
filled with hate and disgust if it'd been, let's say Kiefer Sutherland
Dress Up? Would you have written me saying; "I have a question for
you. Why do you hate Kiefer Sutherland so much? The way I see it, something
must have triggered such a grand disgust for Mr. Sutherland. Perhaps you're
just trying to do it to be popular."
My opinion is that if it weren't
funny then you'd have reason to say "why?" You'd have reason enough to
ask yourself "What could have sparked such a nightmare?" But it
is funny and and the reason is staring you right in the face. The reason
that it IS Jesus and not someone else is because it is the funniest
possible execution (pun intended) of the joke. No one else would have
There you go. There's your
Oh yes, and it's the God
Ate My Balls section that you're looking for.
will you explain your action. ?????
One day Sr. you will
have to answer to your creator God the Almighty, King of King, and
Lord of Lord. Keep this in mind. How will you explain your action.
Juanita, I think that
it'll go something like this:
"Heh heh, uh, hi Jesus.
I sure didn't expect to see You here! Heh heh. An explanation? For
what? Oh, Jesus Dress Up! Well um, it was just kind of a playful
spitting on your sacrifice... a lark! You know! Um wait, it's kinda
my way of showing how You (Jesus Christ) are continually being crucified
again and again... even today! Like how your suffering is ongoing
therefore adding value to your death. It's actually a pro-God statement!
Sure I believe! Look, I'll pray right now! What? It's too late for
Ya know, I thought sure that the Bible said something about this
particular kind of mockery being OK. Seriously. If You get me a
Bible I'll show You where it said that."
Then I'd slowly leaf
through the Bible page by page until I saw just the right moment
to turn and RUN!
That Juanita is how I
think the explaining of Jesus Dress Up to Jesus will go.
Any other questions?
i know that everything
i say has already been said by my fellow HUMANS! don't mock me,
mark my words u will go 2 hell! r u afraid? prob not cuz u don't
bleeve in it. if you did u would be afraid. u r not funny...u just
piss ppl off. i bet ur just a sad man fat and old in his chair,
fucking lil sheep and gurls while makin this webpage! well shame
on u. i don't care if u mock me..go ahead. that's all u ever do
to any one and gets boring. new material is not a sin!
i am just a JESus lover
cuz he lives for us
Fine. I may have a bit
of a weight problem, but just because someone's HUSKY (5'4",
348 lbs.) does not necessarily mean that the only thing that will
have sex with them are sheep (such a lucky guess).
In my 54 years of life
I have yet to understand why there's such a stigma attached to obesity...
and excessive body hair. We're human too!
I am not going to give
you the honor of being mocked by me. You're not worth it!
Proud to be me,
Normal Bob Smith
WEB SITE IS SICK AND UNRESPECTFUL
I THINK THIS WEB SITE
IS SICK AND UNRESPECTFUL, IT SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED
|Unrespectful? I don't
think that word is allowed.
some christian kid came in and was told to look for a web site
oh yeah? well say some
christian kid came in and was told to look for a web site about
jesus! he would get well done by his | her parents. are u christian?
thought not. im only giving u my opinion, oh and by the way, its
.co.uk not .com u peenarse.
i am only a kid u know!
OK OK, you're just a
kid. My apologies. I suppose that I can allow "unrespectful" this
once... but I don't want everyone thinking they can go on a dis/un
flip-flop free-for-all. Now for future reference, I am being disrespectful:
Having or exhibiting a lack of respect; rude and discourteous.
So you presented the
scenario "say some christian kid came in and was told to look for
a web site about jesus". I don't think that there's anything wrong
with a child stumbling across JesusDressUp.com. It's cute, whimsical
AND it's reality. It is reality because not everyone has the same
opinion about Jesus, reality because it's OK to question it, and
reality because there's humor in it.
I think that a kid who's
doing research on Jesus and comes across my site will think more
about Jesus than a kid who goes to only pro Jesus web sites. One
opinion requires no thought. Ya know, I think we've both proven
my theory here today. No need to thank me. Anything for the children.