site is really awsome!
loved the Jesus Dress Up, and the Normal
Bob Smith Revenge was even better!!
not you're typical Agnostic, nor Witch, nor the person you would
probably respect surfing your site. Lol. Only b/c of my age though.
Despite that, I thought I'd email you anyway.
really love your site, and what you've done w/ it. The "Satan's
Salvation" comic, your responses to hate mail, and everything
that is connected is awsome. Your site has great graphics, and works
well. Kudos to you, Bob!
I sent you a pic just for the hell of it. I'm the girl in the black.
Bob. A couple of months ago I started reading a page or two of your
site every morning over coffee in the moist dungeon that serves
as my work place. I'm a little sad that I'm nearly caught up on
the Hate Mail, and hopeful that you don't grow tired of it anytime
soon. I know I won't.
I discovered you when I was putting the e-moves on a cyber-cutie
that had you linked on her site. In an effort to gain some insight
into her pants, I intended to study those things that interested
her. Especially what she thought was funny, seeing as how I have
a face like a foot and funny is the only thing that gets me laid
on a semi-regular basis. Holding my breath against the reeking miasma
of regurgitated Creed fan pages and wacky joke lists, I was thrilled
to find a glint of intelligence nestled in the stinky web poop.
Thrusting elbow deep into the steaming pile, I plucked forth the
single piece of sweet corn that was your site.
Since then I have worshipped the Super
your art, prayed
for Satan's Salvation, and having been dumped recently,
commiserated with the Love
Diaries. I think I peaked at age 12. I truly enjoy the
Hate Mail, and I'm impressed that you are able to respond in different
and entertaining ways to what are essentially the same two emails
over and over. The letters from the slope headed potty mouths are
always good for a laugh, but you do your best work when responding
to the Soul Collectors. Has Christianity offered some sort of prize
to the constituent who brings you back into the fold? They already
have eternity in Paradise, why in hell would they need a set of
steak knives? But what I admire most is that with your site you
seem to have invented a method for sifting all of the open-minded
hot chicks from the rest of humanity. Bravo, Bob. Bravo.
If I may, I would like to share my experience with Jesus Dressup.
My father is atheist and my mother is Baptist. Growing up, both
of them answered our questions without pushing their beliefs on
us. As a result my sister goes to church, my brother can solve a
Rubik's Cube with his feet, and in my 28 years I've never doubted
for one minute that I'm atheist. Until Jesus Dressup dredged up
hidden feelings of shame and guild I never knew I carried. After
a month I was about halfway through your Hate Mail when I realized
I had been reading about Jesus Dressup and had never played it myself.
I had clicked on the links and smiled, but hadn't put so much as
a bunny slipper on him. Why was this? I've gone back time and again
to the Bob
Dressup. I've relished every method of torture and humiliation
you've so thoughtfully put at my disposal. My favorite is to place
the alien face-hugger over the cartoon Bob's crotch and then touch
his bad place so it looks like he's enjoying it. Making a chocolate
Jesus is equally funny to me, so why had I subconsciously
avoided it? Was I just worried that it might offend a pious coworker?
Was it possible that I actually feared a smiting? Could I be a closet
Christian? Being attracted to the occasional guy would be less disturbing
for me. I mean everybody fantasizes about Johnny Depp, right? I'm
not made of stone. With mild but embarrassing trepidation, I loaded
Jesus Dressup and began to play. Oh, how I played. Slowly at first,
as I nervously chose the Dr. Seuss hat to replace his thorny crown.
The urge to look over my shoulder was insistent and humiliating.
I began to dress Christ more quickly, as my anger prompted me to
try new and more ridiculous attire. I began to relax as I moved
to the Halloween
I'm doing better now. When I earn enough to see Jesus
in Hollywood I know I'll be cured. Maybe then I can stop
knocking on wood, look in the mirror proudly and say "Candyman"
P.S. any chance of a Johnny Depp Dressup?
my name is sandy and i have a cheerleading
web site but on the bottom of it i have links that lead
really think you're funny & entertaining. i have put yours there
and i have recieved
a few complaints on the 'jesus dress up' site but i still
like your site and if you could visit mine and leave a message,
read all the messages people have written to me, its quite funny.
but im sure it doesnt compare to your compalints, you have my okay!
it out all right...thanks
don't have a problem with you atheists at all.
I don't have a problem
with you atheists at all. Not your beliefs. What I have a problem
with is your methods of doing it.
You demonstrate remarkable
arrogance and act as if you have a monopoly on the truth. You seem
to think of yourselves as superior beings; as an intellectual-elite
who've adopted pure logical thought and rose above the silly superstitious
mindless nonsense that's plagued mankind for centuries, held back
science and so blight your fellow citizens. I'm an agnostic, and
I guess that means I haven't made up my mind, but I find atheists
like the people who run this site annoying, and I don't like christians
You atheists, and christians
both hate each other. And that's all that matters. You want to annihilate
christians and christians want to annihilate you. I have another
idea. Let it go. Sure there are many times I wanted to hit somebody
or hatch some form of revenge, and I didn't. Show some restraint.
The fact that you do
not appear to be physically capable of restraining yourself, combined
with the fact that you are intolerant to not only christianity,
but to all religions and all those who practice them, you appear
very similar to the fundamentalists you speak out against.
The notion of not believing
in God is not exactly a hard-idea, but it's the fact that you're
in everyone's face about it. I saw a picture of a person shoving
a cross-up their ass "take this cross and...". Now, even I think
that's disrespectful. I can figure out many ways to express dislike,
or even outrage over things without depicting a person putting a
crucifix in their rectum. After all, you guys would be outraged
if someone drew a graphic of an atheist on a cross.
You wonder why you guys
are disliked by Americans? It's not because you don't believe in
God. In fact a recent poll said a large number of Americans had
no problem with people who didn't believe in God, but they did have
a problem with atheists. LOL, try and wrap your mind around that
one. When most Americans think "Atheist", they think of the kind
of atheists that go into a christian chatroom and yell out "THERE
IS NO FUCKING GOD!!!" You honestly strike me as those kind of people.
Although truth be told, the word Atheist comes from the A-Theos
which means "Without God".
Trash away if you want,
or do nothing, I don't care
For someone claiming
to have no problem with atheists you sure do have a long list of
problems you've got with atheists.
OK, as I've done countless
times before I am going to once again demonstrate how unbelievably
tolerant I am by responding to your accusations of intolerance.
The reason that I come
off so remarkably arrogant (as if I've got a monopoly on the truth;
an intellectual elite adopting pure logical thought, rising above
silly superstition and mindless nonsense that's plagued mankind
for centuries) is because that's how I am. Yes, I'm sure it can
be annoying at times.
Believe it or not, I
don't hate Christians and I don't want them annihilated. Jesus Dress
Up is cute and funny. It is not hate. Saying that it's disrespectful
for someone to shove a cross up their ass while telling Christians
to "go fuck themselves" deserves a heavy handed sarcastic clap pointed
in the direction of you. The difference is that mine is cute and
funny. Back in December of 2000 I only offended myself a tiny little
bit when I drew a
picture of an atheist on a cross.
I think it is so amusing
when I am accused of being "in people's faces" with my beliefs.
I imagine someone at their computer typing the words NAUGHTY JESUS
MOCKERY" into a search engine, looking over each shoulder before
clicking on the link to Jesus Dress Up, then gasping in horror as
they drop and drag the scuba mask to Jesus... then the yellow dress...
then the red pumps, and so forth. It's kinda like how you tell me
to "show some restraint" then write 6 paragraphs on everything you
hate about atheists.
The saddest thing of
all Sivar is the remarkable arrogance you've displayed here today
while saying absolutely nothing at all. OH! Except for the info
on the origins of the word "atheist". That was very impressive...
and consistent with your agnostic stand-for-nothing charm.
u r a SICK scumbag..i'll
be praying for you.
|Will you refer to me as
"Sick Scumbag" in your prayer? If so then I don't really want you
praying for me. You're liable to sway God into not liking me even
sorry i called u a sick scumbag
ok, im sorry i called
u a sick scumbag, but y in the world would u do that??? r u an atiest
|Nah, you were right the
first time. I'm a scumbag. You?
ok, if ur a scumbag,
im a scumbag, but really, y would u make that website???
|I made it because I think
it's funny, clever and harmless. By the way, yes I am an atheist.
did u become an atheist???
y did u become an atheist???
what in the world happened to u to where u became so disconsolate
to think that there is no God??
|Um, I thought it through...
logically... with my brain.
How in the heck were you sold on it?
what do u mean? sold
on it?....ok, well then how do u explain how we got here?
"Sold on it" as in; Why
did you so readily believe that Adam was created 4 working days
after the universe was made? Then God took one of his ribs and made
the woman you call Eve? What makes you think that really happened?
That's my question.
My explanation is that
we evolved over time, like all those cavemen you see in the museum.
Important people with high paying jobs and a lot of intelligence
have dug up artifacts, studied them and found that the Earth has
existed for millions and millions of years, not several thousand
like the Bible claims. And I don't think that a talking snake has
ever existed either.
I think you've got more
thinking to do.
HAS ALREADY BEEN DISPROVED.
well heres an intresting
thought for you: EVOLUTION HAS ALREADY BEEN DISPROVED. and
by the way, theres been plenty of intresting facts in the bible
that talked about stuff thata hapened right? and every single scientist
laughed it off....but then, what? could it be possible? every thing
that was laughed at, after actual research, WAS true. how do u evplain
i think U need to think
Evolution has not been
disproved. Whoever told you that is high, and I have no idea what
you're talking about when you say that scientists have proved that
the Bible is true. If when you say "scientists" you actually mean
"crackheads" then you may have a leg to stand on.
Look in the mirror. You
stand less chance of reproducing than a most people. This is evolution
working right before your very eyes Brinana!
evidence shows and proves that what the bible says IS TRUE
really. Evolution contradicts iitself IT HAS ALREADY OFFICIALLY
BEEN DISPROVED. even scientists will grudgingly admit that the historical
evidence shows and proves that what the bible says IS TRUE
Yes, and scientists also
begrudgingly admit that dinosaurs are a lie as well. You've really
got to poke and prod them but after a couple hours they'll tell
you they've scientifically proven that God exists.
By the way, if the person
is in a straight jacket, they're probably not a scientist. Does
the head nurse know you've been abusing your email privileges?