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If
there was a God, I'd thank Him for the steady flow of complaint letters
I receive.
Some of my best ideas have been sparked from hate mail.
Dress
Up Bob Revenge was a direct request "How would you
like it if someone did this to you?". Satan's
Salvation comic & campaign were sparked by an email professing
that "anything
is possible through God", and Ask
God was the result of me being asked the question "Who
do you think you are?!?"
So
even when the fan mail dwindles into single digits, my brainstorming haters
keep me going with fresh ideas. That is why....
I
dedicate Hate Mail page 71 to them, the disgruntled.
Their
emails are in blue, mine are in black
and white. Enjoy!
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The
big news this week
is from NASA. A
collection of astounding photographs has been taken by the Hubble Space
Telescope. The pictures are of Cone Nebula; a massive
pillar of gas and dust 2,500 light-years away containing more than 6,000
galaxies within it.

Cone
Nebula
Big deal.
What's supposed
to be so incredible about this latest discovery is that many of the galaxies
inside this structure are a "youthful" one billion years old
(considered extremely young for a galaxy by most astronomers and scientists).
I have put the word "youthful" in quotations because there is
nothing youthful about these galaxies in comparison to our very own Milky
Way.
I have recently
finished reading a Truth
For Youth publication titled "Evolution".
It clearly
states that our planet is a sprightly 10,000 years old, made the SAME
DAY as our galaxy.

This is dating back to day 1 of a 7 day creation spree. The first 4 days
included our galaxy, light, planet Earth, the birth/extinction of all
dinosaurs, and finally all of the animals (Genesis
1:1). The following day (day 5) the very first man was
invented... and his name was Adam.

Scientists
insist that these 1 billion year old galaxies are a spectacular early
glimpse into a 13 billion year old universe, this all thanks to a $75
million telescope orbiting 360 miles above Earth.
ONE BILLION YEARS OLD? WHO CARES?! We're standing atop a planet
that's a mere 10,000 years from the beginning of everything (that's
8,000 BC to you and me).
I would bet
that NASA didn't even give a second thought to the documented proof written
by those who actually talked to God Himself. It's called "a Bible"
Mr. Nasa, and I know where you can get one for considerably less than
75 billion dollars. It's all just another disgusting example of our government's
frivolous spending habits and blatant disregard of the obvious.
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| ...there
are 100 times more hate mail then fan mail, then why the heck
dont you relize that you are screwed? |
hey
i have one thing to say, what the hell is wrong with you?
Honestly after seeing
that like there are 100 times more hate mail then fan mail, then
why the heck dont you relize that you are screwed?
Your are one sick person
i dont know how you can go on the internet and create a webpage
like this is should be illegal, i mean faire enough that you believe
in everything of wot you put on your webpage, but why would you
put it on the web site when there are so many people who do believe
in christ? and i do! I dont think that you could get any dumber,
and if you like this guy, smarten up!!!!! all this hate mail cant
make you feel good bout yourself
Sarah Logan
-a christian-
sexycanadian_00@hotmail.com
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Sarah, this is going
to astound you. Hate mail actually makes me feel better than fan
mail! What the?!? Don't get me wrong, I love getting fan letters
(especially from girls), but the hate mail is so much more thought
provoking, encouraging and entertaining.
For instance, the fact
that someone out there thinks that an idea, drawing or writing should
be illegal is fascinating! And you not being able to understand
why anyone would post beliefs so many disagree with, well Sarah,
the answer lies within the very question.
What's there to say if
everyone agrees? Is there satisfaction in saying "I think drowning
innocent children is wrong!", and everyone pats you one the back
saying how right they think you are?
Sarah, you think it's
dumb to say things that people disagree with, THIS is why I like
hate mail.
Bob
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For
he is your Lord, and we are living in the end times.
LuvDanceChick@hotmail.com |
Hey Bob Smith,
Turn your heart to Christ, not against Him. He came to save you,
and now you corrupt his image to others who could potentially be
saved by Him. Please try to understand you will be judged by the
fruit you produce. This fruit is black and rotten. He loves you;
try and love Him. For he is your Lord, and we are living in the
end times.
In Christ Always,
luvdancechick@hotmail.com
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The biggest hurdle most
Christians still haven't overcome is understanding that nonbelievers
aren't refusing God's love. This narrow-minded misconception wastes
so much of everyone's time, AND it insults the intelligence of those
you're trying to convert. Nonbelievers aren't refusing love or going
against God, nonbelievers simply don't believe God exists. That's
it!
I totally understand
that the Christian god loves me. Hell, the story book on God states
that "love" is what God is! It couldn't be any clearer... BUT
He doesn't exist! Therein lies the problem with the "He loves you;
try and love Him" offensive.
Spread the word of this
LuvDanceChick, you'll be doing everyone a favor.
Bob
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by all means, post this and mock me publicly, it would be an
honor to be tormented for my God. |
I'd like to say Christians
are a lot more bold than people make them out to be. Secular people
think they are "out there" because they dress sexually, cuss and
generally let themselves "be free." But Christians defy the worlds
standards without fear of persecution and redicule. Look at the
media. Sex everywhere- secular, and if a Christian says something
against it we are made fun of, accused of being to uptight, and
I take that criticism kindly. Thank you for thinking I am uptight.
It helps me realize I am speaking the truth which disguits you so
much that you can't stand to hear it. But non-Christians...they
are only following the crowd, doing what their best friend has influences
them to do, and becoming a part of the world.
Christians are called
to be seperate from the world...but also remember we are all God's
people, even more secular folks...they just ignore the message.
People refuse to live
by God's rules because of their "independence." It's crap. I am
not weak because I realize I depend on God, I am wise because of
that. I pray for you guys...and by all means, post this and mock
me publicly, it would be an honor to be tormented for my God.
MissWave14@aol.com
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Everyone wants to be
a hero. Gee, I can't believe you're willing to stick your neck out
and put your e-name & e-reputation on the line like this MissWave14.
That takes a lot of e-guts.
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