Lost in a world of sin.
emails are in blue, mine are in black
and white. Enjoy!
Please stop loving me to death!"
God should thank
you for uplifting him from the dregs of fundamentalist literalism.
While perusing your website, the only images of God that comes
to mind is a humorous and lighthearted caricature. I fail
to see what all the fuss is about. This, at least in my view,
is much better than the idea of a God who so loved the world
that he wiped out practically every living thing on it in
the flood of Genesis. Or, the (supposedly) very same god who
is supposed to fly down to Earth on a cloud and reel in his
beloved followers in the wake of the apocalypse of Revelation.
And, of course, the merciful God of Abraham, who just before
Abraham was about to sacrifice his son, Isaac ( as a demonstration
of loyalty), says "Wait a minute, wait a minute --only kidding!!!"
No, no, this God is one sick puppy, yet his followers seem
to think they need to defend him. This is the most remarkable
thing about these people. I mean, if the omnipotent Judeo-Christian
god really existed, would he really need to be defended by
something he created in one afternoon ? (please!) But, of
course, it is really your soul they are thinking about. After
all, if they could dupe you into believing this nonsense,
then they, too, might win an addition star for their crown
once they got to paradise.
Anyway, keep on
doing the good lord's work, there, brother Bob, and have a
would Jesus think about your website.
He has seen it you know!
My heart is saddened
to know someone could be so lost in the sin of the world they
would wish to make a mockery of their only path to heaven!
From before you were born Jesus has loved you and given you
nothing but his love.
He is our only
way and no demon, no person, not the devel, not even ourselves
can stop him from loving us. What we do on earth shall be
bound in Heaven. The only possessions we can take with us
when our body ceases to be is what we held in our hearts while
we were here on earth. Think about it.
What would Jesus
think about your website. He has seen it you know! Have a
I sit here lost in a world of sin (drawing funny pictures
of Jesus, swearing on occasion and being atheist) I consider
the feelings of Jesus as He gazes down from the next dimension
upon my very website.
"Heavenly times" of Christ's afterlife are no paradise. His
cursed eternity is overflowing with heartbreak and a pitiful
display of bellyaching only a supreme being could muster.
imagine a literal rainfall of tears threatening to break God's
rainbow promise here on Earth.
picture the saddest wails of hopelessness that make Hell seem
like Disney Land, and I see a large gathering of angels surrounding
Our Lord Jesus, patting Him on the back assuring Him that
everything's gonna be OK.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
you are not a Christian, perhaps even an Atheist but it
still does not make it at all acceptable to defile such
a man as Jesus Christ...
There are things
such as your website that make one wonder how civilization
could have possibly plummeted so far. Clearly you are not
a Christian, perhaps even an Atheist but it still does not
make it at all acceptable to defile such a man as Jesus Christ,
who even if you do not feel the same is the lord and savior
of millions upon millions of Christians everywhere. I think
that it would be a positive step for you that you remove this
page (which isn't funny even from a non-religious standpoint)
as soon as possible.
A Concerned Christian.
I have to correct
you here Concerned Christian. Being an atheist does in fact
make it acceptable for me to defile Jesus Christ in this way.
You see, as an atheist I do not believe that there is a God,
therefore Jesus is/was not the Son of God. This leaves us
with 3 options (as atheists).
#1- Jesus was a
fake, a liar and/or mistaken.
#2- The stories of Jesus are entirely contrived, exaggerated,
#3- Jesus WAS God, and when they killed Jesus they killed
God, leaving this universe godless.
(I couldn't think of a #3 so I threw that one in off the top
of my head.)
three options it seems to me that there is nothing wrong with
defiling His image... except for the "assassinating God" scenario.
Then that'd be pretty fucked up of me, but as I said, I just
threw that one in there.
hope Jesus laughs in your face if you ever ask him or
his father for guidence.
I can not believe
that there is actually a site like this, you should be ashamed
of yourself for encouraging people to make a joke out of Jesus,
his life and his death. This is just wrong and I hope you
I hope Jesus laughs
in your face if you ever ask him or his father for guidence.
Your a terrible person and may God have mercy on your obviously
really not sure if your letter is real or fake, but I love
the "Jesus laughing in my face if I ever ask Him for guidance."
imagine my prayer going something like this... "Dear Jesus,
I know that I've done some semi blasphemous acts in the past,
but I ask You to give me guidance through this very difficult
time right now."
(Insert 3 1/2 hours of silence here)
it! Thanks Mel!
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