What more could
you ask for?
Their letters are in blue and mine
are in black and white.
where to start. LOVED Jesus dress up, had hours of fun dressing
him up and offending my friends. Hate mail? I haven't laughed
this hard over such irreverence since I saw Monty Python's
Life of Brian. Thank you for giving me hours of enjoyment.
I wanted to ask all these silly christians a couple burning
Why did a perfect god make us all sinners? makes no sense
2) Hmm how come someone had to "die" for our sins? I mean
come on?? A little meat on Friday and someone's gotta hang
for it? In the old testament god was vengeful and he took
our sins out on us. But then the SOB killed his own son, to
make us feel guilty for being the way he made us, and said
we were forgiven. *BOGGLE* again makes no sense.
anyway, just wanted to write a quick thank you. THANK YOU!
Attaching a picture for your amusement.
Bob of Normals. I really like your ate the fuck up site, it's
quality shit. And the ol' Jesus Dress Up pissed off quite
a few of my friends (which is always good). Maybe you should
have a section where we the fans send in different photos
of ourselves bashing our faces all over the computer keyboards,
drooling saliva and electrocuting our circuits of enlightment.
That would be a definite plus. Also, maybe a page on individuals
who lose important sentimental things in large piles of decaying
raccoons mixed with dead hooker gravy and buttermilk. That
would be a helpful section for us clumsy types. Brother, I'd
like nothing more than to write to you for 47 hours, but I
have a deer in the oven.
THE JESUS PAGE IS THE LAST SHIT I SAW!!!!!!!!!!!"
Subject: Shit mother
Fucker! Read this, your page is shit!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! THE JESUS
PAGE IS THE LAST SHIT I SAW!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT DOWN!!!! FUCK
YOU IN ASS!!!
Cloud the Ninja?
Are you the ninja or do you defeat ninjas (by clouding their
thoughts or something)? Oh wait, you signed off "CLOUD"! People
refer to you as Cloud... which makes YOU the ninja!
Was this line of
attack taught to you in your ninja training? What comes after
a complaint letter? Do you double up on exclamation points
next? Or is that when you get right to the ass fucking?
Wed, 9 Jan 2002
What is the point of your site? Are you a taliban. Is your
name Osama Bin Laden? You want me to send you $1 to say "thank
you bob." I didn't capitalize your name because I think you
are a BITCH!!! In case you don't know what a bitch is, it
is an insult to people like you. Jesus is not a doll. I bet
you play with dolls. Do you screw them? You should put up
a picture of yourself in your site. Let people make you look
like a loser.
are very normal. SHUT IT DOWN!!!"
Thu, 10 Jan
2002 15:34:58 EST
Why is Jesus Dress Up still on the web, Huh? Tell me Normal
Bob Smith. You are very normal. SHUT IT DOWN!!!
if you are normal, you will shut your site down. NOW!!!"
Thu, 10 Jan
2002 15:38:20 EST
Shut Down The Site!!! You are normal, right? Oh, your e-mail
adres is jesusdressup@normalbobsmith. So if you are normal,
you will shut your site down. NOW!!!
I have to admit,
I'll be sad when these sorts of letters stop coming in. I
know that Jesus Dress Up is going to get old sometime soon.
That's just how things go. It'll run its course and people
will just get used to it. Then I'll have to get by on talent
alone. I'll have to start "earning" the attention the old
fashioned way (posing nude). But for now, even a year and
a half later, people still care enough to tell me how little
they care about me. God bless 'em.
So Munchkin Pancha,
you hold onto that dollar. You keep it as a souvenir of how
much your opinion is worth... because
this one's on me.
you get rid of the 'Baby Fucking'..."
I think you get
rid of the 'Baby Fucking' part of the face
explanation on the page.
It's unnecessary and absolutely sick, I don't need to hear
that shit and I don't think anyone else wants to either. Find
something else to say, no Baby Fucking, that's just sick shit.
You can't tell
me what god to worship!! And Jesus Dress Up doesn't hurt anybody!
So you can go stick a...
Oh, hold on a second.
This isn't what I thought it was. Let me see... too much with
the "baby fucking" ya think? Of course it's sick and unnecessary.
Probably the most despicable act that humanity could inflict
onto itself. That's why it fits in so hilariously under the
"Touchy subject" category. There is no other subject that'd
be more "touchy"... and THEN I refer to it as "baby fucking"!
Don't you get it?
There ya go.
Hey, thank you!
Addressing my flippant "baby fucking" remark was a breath
of fresh air and really put a spring in my step this today.