very stupid people email me every day. Unfortunately they rarely
include photos of themselves. So I am left with my own mental picture
that I will try to translate to you. I think I'm pretty damn close.
reccomend getting into anoyher type of site, occult
people suck ass all they do is follow evil(satan) why
not be good oh yeah thats right you will go to heaven.
Evil is everywhere thats why satans followers feel so
strong , but when GOD arives they all will be begging
for forgiveness and of course GOD will forgive if you
are truly sorry. I know he is real and I also know that
SATAN is the great deciever and he is more real than
cancer, so dont let him win. Even though secret societies
are so powerfull and have satans help and torture,abduct
kids sacrafice and all that other occult evil stuff
we should not throw fuel to the fire and just have a
little FAITH because satan wants you to believe there
is no life after death so you will indulge your evil
side and he will get you but god doesnt need to give
you supernatural powers to believe, you would have to
be braindead to think there is no life after death if
you have common sense I could go into detail but I dont
type that fast so your probably thinking o god another
religious idiot, but I think religion is only another
one of satans tool to divide GOD'S people these religious
leaders are mostly crooks like politicians! But a few
hold the true meaning and the others are scared to bring
foward the truth about the OCCULT!
are wrong? Hellooooo. What kind of an atheist are
you? What do you do when you get sick, pray? God help
you. There is nothing wrong with CHOOSING to avoid
certain drugs, but saying that they are wrong...well
not only implies that there is a "right" and a "wrong,"
and forfeiting your own autonomy; but it's like telling
someone that their beliefs are sins. Please rethink
your biased hypothesis.
now I see where you got that. That 1st reply on page
46 is a sarcastic one. You'll notice that I also said:
"If I do do those things (robbing people) it's only to big business
or to people who owe me. But mostly I NEVER do those things. PERIOD!"
you think that I rob big business' and people who "owe" me? It's
subtle... but it's humor none the less.
And I proudly
introduce to you the stupidest person in the world...
you make a girl on screean i cant dress jesus its bad u can
have him on screean or why dont u put maskes on screean i
hope you read this because i am a fenced by this?
put a woman on screean
if u put a woman on screean i would love to play this but
i dont like playing something that has jesus nail to a board
. i mean would u.
boooooooo you suck
stomach in the pitcher bad huhhh thats how it is
did u get my last message huhh
You write silly things... hehe.
write me come on what did i do to you huhh.
me u tourp who do u think you r talkin to . im very sencetive
and you .well your a peble and should . im gonna ask you when
you were a babby witch you still r did your mommy hit in the
head with a you big fat brat
its me i can see u mad no changes
better be careful with my spelling around you, eh? I actually
wanted to write you a hate letter so you can point out my
typos and stuff. Hilarious.
do you have something against all religions or just Christianity?
Are you an atheist? When did you start making this site and
how? Did you get an email from a priest yet? That would have
been fun, no? Anyway, I guess I'll see you in hell, since
we both don't allow Jesus in our hearts. You like the heat?
I think it would be kind of like Florida.
still, I feel bad for the christians out there because you
just made fun of something they believed their whole lives
in. I don't know how I'd feel if there was A Moses dress-up
page somewhere. But maybe there already is? Can you make a
George W. Bush dress-up? That would be fun. Are you going
to make fun of other religions as well? And what made you
pick christianity? Is it because you're angry that once you
believed in Jesus? You seem to know quite a lot about religion
hate mail is fun to read. You get too much though, right?
So, just be cool for now.
NEVER said those things about Christians! And just because
I don't allow Jesus into my heart doesn't... Hey, I mean I
don't think there is a Jesus! You're twisting my words around!
one for you! How do you explain God letting bad things happen
to good people? And the only reason I'm so angry at Jesus
is... I ah, that's not what I meant to say. What I'm trying
to tell you is that I refuse to believe
I mean, in God!
don't sound like a non Christian! What are ya doin'? Messin'
with my head? That's not nice. I'm not even going to dignify
your email with a response.
Hey, I just did respond! Quit toying with my conscience!
tell you what's not nice: your response."
I'll tell you what's not nice: your response. I was giving
you a compliment and you just couldn't take it? Sheesh. Don't
be so angry all the time, I hear it's bad for your health.
And I'm not Christian.
I do have an answer to your question: why does G-d allow bad
things happen to good people...
answer is that those things look bad to us because we only
see very small parts of the picture. Our life in this world
is only a small part of a long jurney, starting from creation.
What looks to us very bad, could really be a small necessary
inconvinience on the jurney to perfection. Perfection is the
World to Come.
Do you even have a conscience? It would certainly amaze me.
"Your "... ate my balls" section
and your reply to my email really pissed me off "
fact of G-d's existence is accepted almost without question.
Proof is not needed, and is rarely offered. The Torah begins
by stating "In the beginning, G-d created..." It does not
tell who G-d is or how He was created.
general, Judaism views the existence of G-d as a necessary
prerequisite for the existence of the universe. The existence
of the universe is sufficient proof of the existence of G-d."
"... ate my balls" section and your reply to my email really
pissed me off so there. I don't expect you to change your
mind about anything but wouldn't it be nice to see my point
of view? Anyway, this is just for your general knowledge.
My letter to you was a lighthearted response to your sarcasm.
I didn't realize that I was expected to be nice when replying
to you. Oh lordy. Nice is so boring, but I'll give it a shot.
you for your email and your compliments Stella. I'm pleased
that you found my typo hunting hilarious. You seem to have
zeroed in on what I consider a strong selling point of my
humor. That, and anger.
obviously quite familiar with my beliefs. That leads me to
wonder why you've asked so many questions (in all seriousness)
which I've answered many many times before?
Do I have something against Christianity?
Am I an atheist?
When did I start making the site?
Did I get an email from a priest yet?
Was it fun?
Do I like heat? (I haven't heard that one before)
oh, I think that the "nice" is wearing off. I've decided that
I'm willing to accept your label of "not nice". As much as
I want to be considered "nice" by everyone, it just gets in
the way of being funny.
difficult for me to tell the difference between you being
funny and serious. But I think that you're being serious when
you say that you feel sorry for Christians because I've made
fun of something that they've believed their whole lives.
So this is what I'm going to respond to.
you're going to believe in something your whole life, it better
be able to stand up to being made fun of. If it cannot, then
the belief is worthless. The other option is that we can no
longer make any jokes about anything that could hurt somebody
somewhere. If I am angry about anything it would be that there
are people who don't see the humor AND want it sanitized because
it might offend someone.
this person you? From how funny you are I'd say that it is.
whole website is based on hate."
whole website is based on hate. Your hate towards christianity
and the christians' hate towards you. See, you need people
to send you hate mail because no one would look at your art
otherwise. But it's not a very good way to attract people.
all about respect. It doesn't matter if Christianity makes
sense to you or not. They may be as well going to The Church
of Britney Spears. Behind all the silliness and the humor,
you are forgetting that you are hurting people.
extreme of every belief/faith is bad. You are one example
you remember what happened the last time people made fun of
a religion? Go back about 60 years.
that a fire can't start without a spark.
I am a very opinionated
fellow. I think that I am right about a great many things.
Along with thinking I'm right I am also willing to explain
myself, clearly and concisely. I hold back neither bluntness
nor personal beliefs and feelings. Anyone who contacts me
with an opinion should expect to hear a response.
If somebody contacts
me and they can not express their opinions clearly, have jumbled
nonsensical beliefs or simply choose to have a knee-jerk reaction,
my reply will reflect it (notice that this is how I responded
to your emails).
If someone is hurt
by a retort (um, can you say " boo-fucking-hoo"?), then they
haven't been properly prepared for LIFE. I get at least one
letter a week from someone with a strong belief in God who
appreciates the humor and the insight. Yes, even priests and
pastors. It is humor Stella, not hate. If you see hate in
what I'm doing then your eye for humor is blind.
The only reasonable
explanation someone could have for being hurt by my site would
be because they thought that God was hurt by it. Sticking
to this theory leaves very little else to joke about and is
clinically insane like a mental patient who rolls in feces.
You'd better learn
how to laugh at yourself, otherwise you're going to stay as
unfunny as you've shown yourself to be.
PS. 60 years ago? 1941? What the Hell are you talking about?
P.S Look it up.
She's talkin' about PEARL-FUCKING-HARBOR
SHUT OFF YOUR COMPUTERS!
I mean Bob