the conception of a higher power we have been eagerly anticipating
our utter demise at the hand of that higher power. Every
war, conflict, disastrous act of nature or hangnail, there
has been a cross section of religious excitables that raise
their ugly voices predicting Armageddon. Now, I haven't
researched the numbers , but I happen to know that only
a very small percentage of these predictions have ever been
correct. It's like under 3% or something.
where is all of this coming from? What is it that's making
these people sell all of their possessions, lock up in a
bunker and wait for their God to end mankind's survival
of the Death of us All
sure, it's a book written by someone with an early version
of the frontal lobe. And yes, the author knew nothing of
scientific research, a non Holy explanation behind a solar
eclipse, or the pictures that play in your head during sleep
mustn't be forgotten that plants, herbs, fungi and toads
were still being tested for edibility. It was a place and
time before people knew what mushroom to eat and what mushroom
to leave be.
yeah, keep in mind too that the guy writing this book had
now the scene is set. Let's dig in!
is the sci-fi tale of a seven headed, red dragon with ten
horns, his many beastly underlings, and their ultimate conquering
of planet Earth.
is George Orwell's "Animal Farm", only at a much
grander scale, double the melting flesh and a hard-core
begins with an extended introduction from God, His plan
and the distribution of this book of the bible (to Ephesus,
Smyrna, Pergamous, Thyatira, Sardis, Laodicea and Philadelphia-
The Cream Cheese State, Rev. 1:11)
author also reminds us that Jews are evil (Rev.2:9)
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse make an appearance (Rev
a gathering of the four beasts: one who is like a lion,
one like an ox, one like an eagle and one like a man. All
with wings, all worshipping God.
isn't until the 6th chapter that the "signs" start
revealing themselves. The very first indication of the Apocalypse
will be "a great Earth shock", like an explosion,
thunderbolt, volcano, Earthquake, asteroid, fireworks warehouse
mishap, something of that nature (he's really going out
on a limb with that prediction).
next sign will be something slightly less vague. It seems
that every star shall fall from the sky and every mountain
shall collapse into the sea (so when this happens it'll
probably be a safe bet that it's the Apocalypse).
chapter 11 the author starts getting a little greedy in
his philosophizing. He foretells the great rewards for the
prophets (like himself), and the destruction of those against
him and his God.
it is only after all of the poor and religious are locked
safely behind Heaven's gate that the true wrath of Almighty
God bears down on us all.
is now that the seven headed dragon comes from above and
eats a newborn baby who was supposed to rule the
world! Apparently that ain't-a-happenin'.
an army of angels swoop down from Heaven to do battle with
the baby eating monster. Let me tell you, if you're still
standin' around at this point it's gonna be one hell of
a show, and I wouldn't try to book any flights to anywhere
'cause I assure you this angel/ dragons war in the sky will
be tying up most of the available air space for sure.
And the angels of Heaven shall be defeated in this battle.
is now that the Dragon starts recruiting his buddies into positions
of great authority. One of them being the 2 horned beast that'll
eventually construct an image of the dragon. That image will then
breath life (Yeah, I don't know either. Possibly a Furby?).
after a lot of trouble making (666 tattooing, evil magic, shit
like that) God appears from the clouds backed by a full orchestra.
This kicks off the hour of judgment!
then it's a lot of cruel burning and pain for ever and ever.
exactly happily ever after, but an ending none the less. What
did you expect, the end of the world to sound less screwy than
the Bible's account of the beginning?
so often I get an email that's clearly from someone who hasn't been
I'm still expecting a response from
the last letter, so stay tuned.
usual the Hate Mail letters are in blue
and mine are in black and white.
purpose of jesus dress up is?"
was just wondering what you believe and what the purpose of
jesus dress up is?
Somethin' to do.
you should inform yourself"
thats really not the best way to honor Him. Maybe you should
inform yourself and then you'd realize why thats probably
not the best thing to do.
guess if you don't believe in Him then there is nothing that
I can really say, but one day you will meet Him and you'll
have to explain all that, and thats gonna suck (not to say
that I am any better). You should check out the Bible (I know
everyone says they have, but most are lying to themselves)
could learn a lot about whats going on in the Middle East
and that our government can never stop whats going to happen.
It is written whats to come and we're watching it happen right
now. Just be carefull, you don't want to be held accountable
for leading people away from Truth. Mail me back and tell
what you think
you sayin' that it's the end of the world happening? A friend
of mine said that same exact thing. He's an assistant to a
biology teacher and he said the Bible is predicting all of
this. He said that the book of Revolutions says word for word
about the Muslims crashing into the twin brothers and the
dates and everything! It's pretty scary.
Jesus is cool. I didn't make my page to honor him. I just
thought it'd be a crack-up. Like a Bin Laden page, or Sissy
Spacek! She's a total Garfield!
had another guy email me telling me to fix my page and not
to make it be from what kind of point of view it is coming
from 'cause of Jesus and stuff. He said that it's God and
God will send me to Hell and crazy stuff like that. I said
to him, "Why does God care? He's God!" It cracked me up! I'm
buyin' the new PlayStation Spy Hunter off him!
can't pick and choose which parts to believe, you either
take it as a whole and believe everything or dont believe
in any of it."
not saying its the end of the world because only God knows
when thats gonna come (the Bible says He will come like a
"thief in the night" and no one knows the day or hour). However,
there are several verses in the Bible that apply to whats
happening. Check out Zechariah 12:3 in the Old Testament and
Revelation 18:9 in the New Testament. I don't know if you
have ever read the Bible or what you believe, but your site
portrays the Son of God as a foolish character at our disposal
to dress up in silly costumes in celebration of a pagan/witchcraft
holiday. Know what I mean? Thats pretty scary. Osama, Sissy
Spacek, or even the Pope would be funny, but not Jesus Christ.
His suffering on the cross was not for our amusement or to
be laughed at. I know you didnt make the page to honor Him,
but if you knew the Truth about His sacrifice and His love
for us, then you would realize what to joke about and what
embraces atheists (who believe we shouldn't be held accountable
for sin), evolutionists (who originally theorized evolution
to justify slavery), and all other forms of religion (each
of which can be traced to men seeking to glorify themselves)
but persecutes Christians and the Bible. Ironically, the Bible
is our main source of ancient history, but out of "political
correctness" the schools that you and I are educated in will
never tell us that. You can't pick and choose which parts
to believe, you either take it as a whole and believe everything
or dont believe in any of it.
out those versus and tell me what you think.
how's it goin'! I still don't know your name!
I went and looked at Zechariah 12:3 "And it will come about
in that day that I will make Jerusalem a stone of great weight
for all the peoples; all those who take it up will be badly
wounded; and all the nations of the earth will come together
And that's what's happening in the news! And even though we're
all defending Jerusalem right now, a friend of mine who's
got a brother in the coast guard says that Bush is plannin'
on nukin' Jerusalem and getting Europe and everyone else to
back us up!
went to Revelation 18:9 like you said. "And the kings of
the earth, who made themselves unclean with her, and in her
company gave themselves up to evil, will be weeping and crying
That's so funny! It's totally Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski!
And the traders that it talks about are the guys sending out
Anthrax in the mail who live here in the U.S!
Thanks for these quotes. I'm gonna show my friends that.
I agree with what you're sayin'. You hit it right on the nose.
So many Christians just pick and choose whatever they want
to out of the Bible and then they make lame excuses for the
stuff that they don't want to believe. Some of them are such
hypocrites. Like, I'm just flippin' through a Bible now, and
they'll totally tell people that being a gay is wrong (Leviticus
18:22) and then ignore the part in the next chapter, like
here: Leviticus 19:19, "Don't wear clothes made of 2 kinds
of cloth." There's a guy I know who calls himself a Christian
and he totally does that! And I seen him shave off his beard
and sideburns like it says not to do in Lev
19:27! To me it's no different than how Bin Laden rewrites
the Muslim bible to suit his needs. He's so bogus!
then like in Exodus where God says, "Don't put any gods before
Everyone says that all the time to me about TV and rock-n-roll
and PlayStation and stuff like that. And those same people
have pictures of Jesus everywhere like the Bible forbids in
the next Chapter (Exodus 20:4). And you wouldn't believe how
much of that stuff is in church! I seen a church with carved
out crosses on the walls and everything! It's like major blasphemy.
But I suppose that God forgives all that stuff so they can
get away with anything they want.
think that dinosaurs are so cool. I got a T-Rex on my door
to my bathroom and it says "T-REX ROCKS!". I'm lookin' at
the start of the Bible and it says in Genesis 1:23-27 that
God made man on the fifth day? That's Adam right? He made
Adam just a few days after He made the Earth? What about all
those cavemen from 10 million years ago that I seen in the
museum? Why did God bury all those dinosaur bones for us to
find then? I think those parts are so obviously just stories
'cause now we can prove that things existed before those seven
then everyone just says that some things can't be explained
in the Bible and it's back to makin' up your own rules again.
I dunno, I just say it's all too confusing to live that way.
And I just end up thinking that no one cares if any of it
makes any sense just as long as the Heaven part is true. I
guess that's why I don't believe that Jesus is God either.
I'm sendin' you
a picture of me and Brian and Amy.
You should send me your pic. Do you chat?
to my dismay, Charm was never heard from again.
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