A friend of the drummer who played for Ozzy at OzFest!

Another star-studded episode of Hate Mail...
just for you.

As usual the Hate Mail letters are in blue and mine are in black and white.

All right then. You're not going to include pictures? This is what you get!
Here's a picture of Hannah & her family to go along with a little story she sent.


I was looking around your site on the fanmail section, (thanks so much for posting mine!), Anyways, and I began reading this:

"hi again, well i e-mailed my uncle your web site, wrote Information on the Life of Jesus and linked it to your site. See my unle is extremly religion(christian) and believes in jesus and all that stuff. Well it certinly put his panties in a bundle. I **** out his e-mail address and his last name just so if he goes back to your site, he won't read his e-mail address, but you can put all of this on ur site or not. I think this is what you wanted me to do, and my uncle did call my parents but they don't like my uncle so i told them i never sent anything...hehehe i think that this reply from my uncle deserves to see the hollywood web site thanks-

"You've sent me such a disusting web site. I am truley upset with the actions you've taken on your faith and how you have disrespected me and my religion.

I am planning on contacting that web site and telling how unhuman that site is. Please don't ever e-mail me anything that is trash and dirty and disrespects myself and my faith. I hope you are truley ashamnet of yourself. Tell your parents that they will recieve a phone call from me."

Sincerley, Adam

And I thought, what a good idea! The day before I had received this forward:

"Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, "We can't keep Christians from going to church." "We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth." "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their savior. "Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken. "So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, but steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ. "This is what I want you to do", said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their Savior and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!", "How shall we do this?" his demons shouted. "Keep them busy in the nonessentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.

"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow. "Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles. "Keep them from spending time with their children." "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work! "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice. "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive. "To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non biblical music constantly. "This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ. "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers. "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day. "Invade their driving moments with billboards. "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes. "Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives. "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." "Give them headaches too! If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere. That will fragment their families quickly! Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas.

Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death. Even in their recreation, let them be excessive. Have them return from their recreation exhausted. Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead. Keep them busy, busy, busy! And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences. Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus. Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause." "It will work!" "It will work!" It was quite a plan!

The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get more busy and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives. I guess the question is, has the devil been successful at his scheme? You be the judge! Does "busy" mean:


Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY"

I got that from somebody I actually know and some of her friends, and other people I know, etc. Anyways, I decided to reply all and send them a link to dress up jesus, accept I titled the link "Click Here: Friends of Jesus!" .. Heres my personal favorite of the responses i got:

Hannah- what was that email?? whatever it was, my internet service, which is a Christian company, blocked it. it better have not been making fun of Jesus.

and why the heck did you send it to all my friends?? my grandpa who is a pastor is going to see it! please email me back saying what it was. i want to know. i will be very hurt if it was, in anyway, offensive to me or other Christians. it must have been pretty bad cuz my service blocked it.

This correspondence with Kevin Carey continued from previous page.
"A drummer I played with in NYC was Ozzy's drummer at Ozfest summer 2000"

Excellent counterpoint!!! Okay - obviously, you've got a brain - this is a good thing - but man, your cynicism... I don't know if that's such a good thing.

I totally understand where you're coming from as far as the friend, music, art, movie thing. In church yesterday our pastor advised that parents not take their kids to see the new Harry Potter movie - "it's witchcraft" he said.

Last night I saw an ad for the movie and I'm thinking "that looks pretty cool!" And Halloween is actually my favorite holiday, and Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult are two of my favorite bands. A drummer I played with in NYC was Ozzy's drummer at Ozfest summer 2000 - I went, hung out with him and Sharon and some of the backstage folk and it was cool -- except that Ozzy is just like a walking shell of his old self - kindof "lights are on, no one's home..."

I haven't thrown away my record collection (except for an old Mercyful Fate record which wasn't that great anyway), nor have I lost all my friends, or stopped hanging out with them. I haven't given up my "art" which is music - and I still see the occasional racy movie... and yes, I still drink a couple of beers from time to time.

But as I continue growing "closer to God" [ in the book of James it says "come closer to God and he will come closer to you" ] I have more and more been lacking the desire to go out and get shitfaced, or see an R-rated movie that really isn't that great anyway (seen Reindeer Games?), or to hook up with some big bosomed redhead at the bar and go check out her apartment and what's underneath her skirt afterward. Some people NEVER lose their desire for these things, no matter how much it is destroying their marriage, relationships, life.

And I think musical tastes for most people tend to shift as you get older anyway. I've pretty much worn out those Sabbath albums- and I listen to them less and less. I'm a better guitar player now than when I was a non-Christian - I believe it can be a God-given thing.

Basically - what is happening to me is what Paul said in Romans happened to him - you accept Christ, and slowly, these things start to fall away ... it's not an overnight thing, but you lose your desire for the "less Holy things." I would say a good 80% of my friends are not Christian - but they're still my friends and I love them. And no, I don't try to grill the gospel into them - but I do try to plant a seed... and I know a seed has been planted with you.

You can fight it and rationalize and use "logic" (the Bible I know - is very illogical - and subject to intrepretation - and yeah, it was translated and things get lost in translation), but that seed is there. Might blossom, might not... but ah... well... I'm running on here -

I just hope it changes you.
Even just a little.
KC in MN

Kevin Carey

Whoa, sorry about jumpin' on ya! You're obviously a pretty cool guy. You almost had me goin' with that ignorant, hypocritical B.S. you were shovelin' in that first letter. Christ, I thought you were one of THEM!

And yes, the seed has been planted! I've had my doubts in the past but I hadn't considered goin' halfway like you're doing. It sounds like a hella lot easier way to be a Christian! I mean until I get into it deep.

You know, it's weird. You and me are a lot alike. I totally love Halloween! B.O.C. rocks! And shit, I HATED Reindeer Games! What's up with that guy?! And that fucker in the car! HA HA!... He totally sucked! LOL!

But seriously, I suppose that I could buy into the illogical parts of the Bible (it'd be like playin' a game of D&D). It's just all the stuff I ain't ready to give up... gettin' drunk all the time, fuckin' around under some hot chick's skirt, R-rated movies and shit like that. That shit is FUN! I'm just not ready to stop partying!

I appreciate you stickin' to it and gettin' through to me. I can be pretty stubborn sometimes. Like you said, maybe I'll blossom, maybe I won't. We'll just have to wait and see : )


"I'm not one of those old grannies who go round saying 'oh you horrible horrible people..."

I'm not one of those old grannies who go round saying 'oh you horrible horrible people" in a paranoid sort of way, but in this case I'm willing to make an exemption. You are sick people and I for one am horrified that such a web sight could be put on the internet. Do you know how much pain he would have been in when he died?! well I wish you could understand how angry and upset I am.

you are sick!!!!


I've had your email in my mail box for some time now. I've been trying to find a way to explain myself to you. I don't see what I'm doing as any different than if I were making fun of somebody who's been killed painlessly or a criminal who's executed for his crimes. They all have the same outcome and they're all sinners who'll be judged by God in the end. It's the suffering part that I'm turning into a joke. Like how you might tease someone that's been run over by a car or something.

I hope that you can see where I'm coming from. Maybe we just have different senses of humor.


" I would'nt want to be you when you stand befor God to be judged."

I am a christian.I came across your site and read a little bit of what you had to say.... I would'nt want to be you when you stand befor God to be judged.

Anthony Hays

Oh, but being Anthony Hays shall be a triumphant awards ceremony, where God is Host, the audience is angels and the guest of honor is you, winning the Best Male Lead in the star studded production of Life.

You'll be the envy of us all Anthony, as we're presented with a 2nd place standing in the fiery pits of eternal damnation.

And what a show it will be!

"...perverted creation."

Words fail me...I am not Christian but my heart is heavy for all those that are.. if they perchance to see your perverted creation.

Dia bella niocre

Are you sorry for them because it might sadden them,
or because I defeated God?


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