Hate Mail "I've contacted MANY Muslims, some in NYC and they're pretty pissed bob!! Why don't you just paint a big bulls-eye on your ass and get it over with?? Haha!!"
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At last

At last my faith (yes, there is that word again) in humanity has been somewhat restored.

After stumbling onto your site, and after having it result in some industrial grade procrastination at work, I am at last able to finally state that I have had some of my hopes for humanity restored. Truly there are americans who are reasonable, sensible and above all, not afraid of their inherent intelligence nor of using it. You are not all fundamentalist christians pining for the rapture whilst secretly (or not so secretly) hoping for a nuclear holocaust to speed things up a bit. That Bill Hicks skit comes to mind; "tell me when lord, tell me when" .
We do not have many of this flavour over here thankfully. They do exist, but are not given much time of day and has thankfully a tendency to ridicule themselves. Sadly it makes being an outspoken atheist somewhat boring, which is why I love stumbling onto sites such as yours - it is refreshing in a world that seems to tend more and more towards religious insanity. Though I do believe the beacon of reason and logic shines everpresent amindst the turmoil and the looming threat of the return of the dark ages which the zealots seem to cream their panties over. And I'm having immense difficulty understanding how anyone can take ancient stories written by camel-defiling-bronze-age-goat-herders more seriously than modern science - it is unfathomable.
 
I have yet to make it all the way through the 400-something pages of hate mail you have chosen to publish, but I enjoy them immensely, and I have, on more than one occassion, been tempted to write a response of my own. I am also tempted to build a page of my own, though I do believe you do the job sufficiently well not to require any help from this side of the pond. I will however carry my camera with me more often in the hopes of contributing to your amazing strangers section - I truly have trouble believing such people exist!
 
Anyhow, love the work you're doing, and I love the satan outfit. I also love the fact that you're able to make a living doing it. Kudos to you.
 
Sincerely,
 
Yann A

[Continued from page 434; Jay the Mountain Framer files]
“I've just found out that googling my name returns a directory to your very sick website Bob. I'm asking you to remove it!”

I've just found out that googling my name returns a directory to your very sick website Bob. I'm asking you to remove it! Even though it is well within your constitutional rights to do so, such postings are the work of the lowest form of human garbage!

Whether you remove it or not, please know that in Jesus name, I forgive you Bob. You and all the poor mis-guided souls who are your "fans" have no idea what's waiting for you the second after your heart stops! I hope you will realize it before its eternally too late!!

Jay

"I hope you rot in hell and burn burn burn suffering unfathomable torment for a hundred-billion years for being such a faggot with your kiddy porn and animal mutilation videos!!
...Oh, by the way, could I ask you to do me a favor and take my emails down?"

That's, of course, you being hilarious.

You're my website's wet dream, Jay.
I suggest you simply find a way to be proud of the things you say & do because you're going to find out the hard way it's virtually impossible to avoid yourself. I suggest getting hooked on sleeping pills. They'll be your best friend during this life.

Bob

Taken from a Jan 19, 2011 comment here...
“Ive sent a similar message to the email of an islamic gentleman with the NY Times!! He may help you become even more famous!!”

And I'm going to help!! You sooo enjoy prancing around NYC in your ridiculous little devil attire and I'm so glad that you're bright red in it Bob!! An unmistakable target!! Ever heard of Lars Vilks? He's the guy in Sweden who drew a cartoon portraying the Prophet Muhammed as a dog. Now half of Islam has a contract on his life and he's in hiding!!!

Well, I spent most of today hooking you up with my new Muslim friends (many in NYC)!! I know that you're so proud of your shitty little website, so I gave them all your addy and invited them to go DRESS UP MOHAMMED... as a PIG!! I've received replies graciously thanking me for the info but they couldn't call you anything nicer than a "mother fucker!!"(Sorry Bob) To give you even more noteriety, Ive sent a similar message to the email of an islamic gentleman with the NY Times!! He may help you become even more famous!!

Now..let's just see if you have the balls to leave "dress up Mohammed" on your website!! No use in pulling.it now, its probably already too late!! You may want to make your peace with Jesus before you head back out Bob!But then again, youve blasphemed the Holy Spirit?? tsk tsk!! Oh..by the way? My Muslim friends in NYC know that you hang out in Grant Park and they know what you look like!! ;~).         As one Union General noted after his first Civil War battle: "I think that we've vastly underestimated these southerners" Good Luck you Shmuck!! Hahahahhahahahaha!!

Jay

“As you probably know by now, I've contacted MANY Muslims and they're pretty pissed bob!! They know that you walk around the city in your ridiculous BRIGHT RED devil attire and that you frequent Grant Park.”

As you probably know by now, I've contacted MANY Muslims, some in NYC and they're pretty pissed bob!! I gave them your website address and they're checking you out on you-tube as well. They know that you walk around the city in your ridiculous BRIGHT RED devil attire and that you frequent Grant Park. Why don't you just paint a big bulls-eye on your ass and get it over with?? Haha!!

I want you to un-google me and remove my comments from your website NOW or I'll go even further and expose you on you-tube. You can pull "dress up mohammed" from your site if you want, but I've printed a copy and will scan it for email!! Ask Lars Vilks how it feels. He's now hole up in his booby trapped home, scared shitless !! Soon you will be too. I plan to continue sending out your website addy until I see some results!! So far, I've sent it out to some very scary looking folk!!
Good luck Boob!        

 ~ Jay the mountain framer
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone

Jay, one thing you've not counted on, an aspect of your plan that you've yet to calculate, something you've completely overlooked... my ability to hide! You and all your new Muslim friends can search high and low but it's near impossible to find someone who's living out the rest of his life behind thick, windowless brick walls!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

Oh how foolish your roving gang of blood-thirsty, drooling-mad Islamic Fundamentalists will feel when they search for me up and down the streets of NYC and I am nowhere!! The joke's on you Jay. I have no problem whatsoever spending the remainder of my life locked behind iron gates and locked doors with the curtains drawn and the phone off the hook, my only window to the world a cheap untraceable transistor radio.

My god, how I'm laughing at you in this dimly lit room. I am wondering how well you planned ahead, because I'm also thinking after a few years scouring the streets for me night and day, day and night to no avail those serial killers we call Muslims might consider turning their jagged gut stained broadswords on YOU!
THAT'S RIGHT, JAY! SOON THEY'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU, A MILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY ON THE MAN WHO SENT THEM ON A POINTLESS HUNT OF AN INVISIBLE PHANTOM CALLED NORMAL BOB OF GRANT PARK!!!

Looking forward to more from you,
Bob

“By the way..it occured to me that you look just like Pee Wee Herman in your devil drag! Maybe you two should hook up in a movie theater somewhere and jerk each other off!! Have fun Bob!!”

I'm laughing at you Bob!!! You couldn't be out of the public eye for an entire day!! No. 1..you're too much of show-off and No 2...you're too freakin stupid!! LMAO!! Anyone who would openly blaspheme the Creator of the universe then do something really dumb that would deliberately piss of a large muslim community in the same city that you live in??? I surprised that you've made it this far. We Christians, for the most part are a passive lot (except for some of us who want to be "redneck for Jesus" haha), but you go blaspheming Allah or Mohammed to someone of the muslim faith, well, that's a death warrant!! By the way..it occured to me that you look just like Pee Wee Herman in your devil drag! Maybe you two should hook up in a movie theater somewhere and jerk each other off!!

Have fun Bob!!
Jay

“I cannot believe that there are athiest parents out there who actually use your site as a training tool for their children, teaching them to hate Jesus!!”

[This letter sent via Facebook]

Ive tried leaving you alone and not sending you anymore nasty messages, but you just couldn't be satisfied. You had to post me so I could be googled!

Well that's ok because you can't post anything about me thats not already a matter of public record anyway, besides, who cares??


What really sickens me is your lack of respect for others and their beliefs, like harrassing kids in coffee shops or unplugging concerts just because you don't like them in YOUR park!! I'm going to ask God to reveal Himself to you in a mighty and terrible way and I'm going to do everything that I can to bring about destruction to your blasphemous website. I cannot believe that there are athiest parents out there who actually use your site as a training tool for their children, teaching them to hate Jesus!! Hopefully someday you'll see the light as the Apostle Paul did. He was a Jesus hater too!! You're toast Bob!!

Jay

[Sent via Facebook]

Please Jay, I know I joke on the website, but here on Facebook it's different. Could you please stop sending out my info to mosques and Muslim organizations? I'm not sure if you're serious or not but I could really be hurt and my life made very unprivate. Those games on my site weren't meant to insight violence onto myself. I'm sure if you really think it through you'll see you've pushed the joke too far.

Let's call a truce, but the pages stay on the site. Okay?
Bob

Jan 20, 2011 at 12:44 PM
“DEAD SERIOUS!!”

I got your FB message Bob and you can take me as DEAD SERIOUS!! This no joke!!! You've got 24 hrs to remove the google link to your website with my name on it!!! I don't care what you leave on your web pages. I just don't want anyone here to google my name and be connected to your sick website, kapish?? I have compiled a list of every mosque and islamic org in NYC. Take that link down by this time tomorrow or I will contact everyone one of them!!!

Do it and you'll never hear from me again!!
Thanks!
Jay
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone

4:02p - I've got the contact info for the NYC islamic culture center Bob and I'm still seeing that google link with my name on it...my trigger finger is getting very ichy!!

4:08p - I've just pictured in my mind, you running down 3rd Ave in your devil suit with about 100 pissed of jihadists dead on your ass!! Hope it makes the evening news so I can see it!! Hahahahahahah

5:13p - Whoaaa Bob!! I've just discovered a new FB page: "young muslims of NYC"!!! Boy you know that there are some radical hot-heads in there!! Youde better get your ass in gear and pull that link!!

Listen Jay, here's the problem. I JUST got that new Mohammed Dressup URL a couple months ago, so I'm locked into it for the better part of a year. I've probably put over $20 into getting that stationed where it is. I can't just throw it away. I'm sure you see where I'm coming from, so that's totally out of the question. It looks like we're both married to that jerky thing 'til 2012 *Sigh!* But we can't say we didn't give it the ol' college try, huh? Hah.

Honestly the LAST thing I meant for that Mohammed page is to get passed around and get all sorts of negative attention, especially at the hands of one of my detractors. So I'm asking you, politely, man to man, please do the honorable thing and stop emailing it to those nasty Muslims. Okay? And for the ones you've already contacted, would you email each of them back and tell 'em you didn't mean it and ask them not to be angry? That will square away your end of the deal and I can stop losing sleep over it. I'm such a worrier! I totally got into the wrong line of business, huh?

Okay now, as for my end of the deal, ungoogling you, clearing your name and all, that's seriously a TON of work. It's not as simple as it sounds. Rewriting Google's search pages, editing the site itself, and probably a whole mess of other things, I need a nap just thinking about it! Haha. I wouldn't even know where to begin. But rest assured it's on the tippy-top of my todo list, and I promise, SUPER promise I'll sort all that out at least by the time the Mohammed page comes set to renew in a year or so. I've got you covered there. It's just down the road a spell.

As you can see your cooperation on these requests is greatly appreciated. We all just have to band together, agree to disagree, and for Christ's sake you need to learn your "please & thank yous!" Haha! But I'm sure I'm not the first one to suggest that, huh?

Anyhow, now that that's all behind us, can you give me a quote for getting a frame made? I have this poster of my balls I want to hang above your bed. It's part of an apology bouquet I'm putting together to make up for the awful things I've said and done, all completely unprovoked.

You're a champ.
Bob

Jan 20, 2011 at 11:37 PM
“I'm one pissed off redneck!!!”

A year to get me ungoogled huh Bob? What am I supposed to do? I don't even know how long that link has been there. God only knows how many of my customers, family and friends has seen it. Its probably cost me hundreds of dollars and I gotta just live with it for another year?? You've got one helluva nerve telling me its too hard to fix but I'm supposed to get in touch and apologize to all of those Muslims??? ROFLMAO!!! What were you thinking when you set up a link to connect me to your site???

Your email today made it sound like we were all joking around, right??? Hooking me up to your site is was no joke Bob and I'm one pissed off redneck!!! No wonder that I've been getting hate mail for the last year.!! What was said on your site should have stayed on your site!!! Emailing all of those Muslims wouldn't work anyway. A lot of those folk are pretty radical so its probably spread like wildfire throughout their community. I'd think twice about stepping outside in your devil suit for a while, if I were you and what kind of an idiot would post something on the net that he was afraid for the world to see anyway?? Honestly, I'm all set to contact the NYC Islamic Culture Center to solicit their help in getting you shut down all together and I'm a pretty good salesman too! I'll sleep on it. Anymore tricks or shinanagins outta you and Ill bounce you and your website all around the world!! As for framing a picture of your balls? I don't make frames that small so glue it to a postage stamp and stick it on the wall!! Gnite Bob.

Jay

Oh jeesh, I thought you were just kiddin around this whole time. All you want is your full name removed? No problem. But in return you have to promise you'll still email the game to the jihadists and mosques and shit.
I'll post it right back up again if I find out you didn't. Haha!

You're the greatest Jay.
Bob

“You take my name off your link and I will never bother you again..I promise.”

I don't want to see my name linking me to your website !!
You take my name off your link and I will never bother you again..I promise.

Jay
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone

Where did you ever get the idea I didn't want you to bother me? It's the fuel to my engine and the content of how I make a living. I make money off of your ignorance and effort. You'd have to be a complete idiot not to have figured that out already.

You've got no bargaining tools. You're a pathetic individual and I savor making an example of you in front of everyone on both sides of the fence.
Despite all of that your name has already been removed. It just takes time for the search engines to catch up.
Bob
“I want you OUT OF BUSINESS!!”

I need no bargaining tools!! I'm not bargaining with you, you asshole. I want you OUT OF BUSINESS!!

Wow Bob...I found a group there in NYC that calls themselves the "Third Jihad". They are scary!!! I gotta decide if I'm that pissed off!! Didnt you say that I was idiotic in your last email???

Jay
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone


“I was seriously on the edge of contacting as many NYC Islamic organizations as I could lay hold on to destroy you!”

Bob, I was seriously on the edge of contacting as many NYC Islamic organizations as I could lay hold on to destroy you! However, I don't want your blood on my hands. With your blatant stupidity, arrogance and ignorance, it will happen soon anyway!! If you haven't done so, please remove my name from your link. I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks, Jay
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone


The very next day...
Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 12:31 PM
“You won't take me off that link so I have to do what I can to get the whole damn thing shut down!”

You were bullshittin me last nite!! You don't intend to remove me from that link do you?? You think that all of us southern folk are just a bunch of stupid nose picking inbreeds!! You're about to find out!! You won't take me off that link so I have to do what I can to get the whole damn thing shut down!! Here's some advice for you Bob...don't wear your devil drag out on the street!! Good luck..you're gonna need it!!!!

Jay
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone

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