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Subject: makin' fun of fundies

Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard at these! I just came here by chance. I love how you toy with these dumbass fundamentalists idiots! I HATE fundies! I'm no Atheist, I'm going the Catholic way, but I hate all the uneducated brainwashed dipshits. Catholics are sooo much smarter.

They actually understand that a lot of the stuff in the Bible is written in a symbolic way, not literally. Douche bag retard scrotelick fundamentalists with no schoolin' (maybe home schoolin') will take everything at face value and then you get The Creation Museum hahahahaha!! My husband is an atheist string theorist and that place would either piss him off to the point of a heart attack, or make him laugh himself to death. I'd join him. I think Noah's ark would set afloat from all the pee we would laugh so hard. I think it should be a big trend to go there and make fun of everything to the point where it becomes such a problem with the droves of people laughing and making sport that they close the retarded thing down. As if American kids aren't dumb enough.

I hope you put this up. While not very amusing I want one of the fundies to see it. By the way, don't you just love how those retarded half brained fundie retards act so cool and so smart, then you tease them a little and they automatically show themselves for what they are. STUPID 5 YEAR OLDS THAT FORGET THEY ARE CHRISTIANS AND CUSS YOU OUT IN ALL CAPS!! Keep teasing them. They are an embarrassment to God and intelligent religious people.

Mai Kogeisha

Mia,
Don't you think "going the Catholic way" is just as dumass? You believe in the magical man and paradise after you die?

Angels?
Giants?

C'mon.

Bob

“retard.”

Hi Bob. Way to go, retard.

Sarah Eakes
s_eakes@yahoo.com

Duh, garf! He rose from the dead and saved me from the devil! Bargle-derf!

Thank you for your email.
Bob

 

“I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!”

Subject: JESUS IS LORD!!!!

I PRAY 4 U EVERYNIGHT!!!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO CUSS U OUT
GOD STILL LOVES YOU
COME 2 JESUS AND REMEMBER
JESUS IS LORD!!!!

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

You haven't seen much of the world, have you?

Bob

i have been to about nine different countries, plan on going to about 2 more this year alone, i have been to 48 out of the 50 states

i have buddy
i have been to about nine different countries
plan on going to about 2 more this year alone
i have been to 48 out of the 50 states
and everywhere i go just shows me God's hand in every creation.

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Yes, but while you were in these many different places did you once stop to notice the people? The people who believe the exact same things you believe but attribute them to a different god? Vishnu, Allah, Krishna, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Sathya Sai Baba, or historically where the different gods number in the thousands?

With that much traveling you'd have to plug your ears and sheild your eyes not to notice the delusions we're capable of inducing onto ourselves. Or do you think that applies to everyone but you?

Bob

i have been to your website because i don't want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about

and you know what you have a point there
i am not going 2 be like the other "Christians" cussing you out forgetting that they are going against themselves acting that way....
No...
I want to hear your opinion...
I believe what i believe and you believe what you believe
i cant change you
but.... on the other hand i can try to get you 2 see my side better.
i have been to your website because i don't want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about
the only problem i have is the dress up Jesus i just find that disrespectful
but again...
i don't want to argue that would go against what i believe in...
i am only 17 and i have more sense than that
but oh well......
God bless
and have a good night.

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Why should I take any of your beliefs seriously or waste my time considering your complaints if you admit to having no clue what you're talking about?

i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed

no buddy
i said i did want to argue with you and i did not know what u believed
i know what my beliefs are
i dont want to argue with you not knowing what YOU are about
got me??

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

"i have been to your website because i don't want to argue with you and i have no clue what i am talking about"
Jordan Aytch
Oct 8, 2008 12:01 AM

Bob

 

“I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website”

Dear Sir,
You'll probably already be aware that the idea of dressing our saviour in Halloween costumes for the amusement of children and the like in your website is absolutely ridiculous. Not only is it very offensive, it's unnecessary. I wonder what reaction you'd get if it was the prophet Mohammad you were mocking? I can only prey that you withdraw this tasteless idea from your website and instead use your creativity to better means.

John Allen

Good question! I conducted this exact experiment when I made mohammeddressup.com
Some people FREAKED OUT! There's been threats on my life, and threats to rape my mother, I even had one guy threaten to cut off my monkey head and dress me in the skins of my children! Check it out. Once I was even told I was a military target by an Islamic organization in NYC!

But then I also considered the same people have also promised Jesus could talk when he was a baby, and Allah invented the internet before people did when he wirelessly transfers his thoughts into our brains. I discovered that their nonsensical threats did absolutely nothing to validate their nonsensical beliefs. Not in any way.

I'm curious why you reference their stupidity to defend yours? Do you see their radical faith-based fundamentalism somehow validates yours? Please explain your comparison. The fact that you used them to validate you interests me a great deal.

Thank you for your "preyers"
Bob

 

I would say I don't like it because I'm in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day

Subject: Halloween

Hello...

I'm not writing english so well but I hope that you will can understant me. I saw your creation for hallowen and I would say I don't like it because I'm in love of Jesus and I know Him, I speak with him every day...It is not deserved. I want to say you that Jesus follows loving you...in spide of you heat Him. You don't know Him...if you know, you don't capable of to do this creation. Did you try to look into the eyes of Jesus? Why do you heat Him? Has He damaged to you? There are more ways to get money than this. He loves you...if arrive the day that you discover this your live will change and your artist talent will be used to make the people life realy happy instead of to hurt the religious feelings of the people. I will pray for you; When I will go to the mass I will pray for the creator of the Jesus dreess in order that at the moment of your death you can to ask for pardon to the Love's God and will pray so much in order that God is taken pity on of you...live if very short and eternity is for ever. Think of it!

Dear,
Marta Fabregas
atram69@yahoo.es

Yeah, you were right to apologize. You sound really retarded.

Bob

 

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