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Subject: Fighting the Good Fight

Bob,
I'm exactly twice your age, and one of the fortunate ones who retained an ability to think despite a Catholic upbringing. The indoctrination included 12 years of Catholic schools, including four in college with the dreaded Jesuits.

I contribute to the battle by writing the occasional "rave" for godlessbastard.com (Dave's Raves) and fstdt.com. Much fun, and far cheaper than professional therapy. And, as a resident in a retirement community situated in the land of the religious Nazis, I enjoy agitating believers by responding to their moronic letters in the local paper.

The Darwin fish is on the back of my car, of course. And I have a wardrobe of smallish magnetic signs for the car intended to puzzle and provoke ... "Geez If You Love Honkus," and "Celebrate Punctuated Equilibria." (Others are political ..."I Support Patrio-Fascist Groupthink," or whimsical ... "Stop Continental Drift."

I've never been challenged over the signs, primarily, I think, because most observers probably know that they're being put down in some way, but they're not sure how. I like to think of it as subtle sadism. Childish, but strangely satisfying.

Over the past few evenings I've read the Hate Mail and responses from 200 to 304. These people sadden me. Most have obviously never read a book and are, at best, semi-literate. Others display their intelligence (and Christian love) by the exclusive use of obscenities. And even those who can express a thought simply parrot the same tired old crap. It's tragic to waste a life without once employing the ability to reason. Your responses are hilarious, by the way, particularly those in which you tell a writer how twisted and inhuman his beliefs are.

Thanks for a great site. I'm sure you'll continue to fight the good fight, quixotic though it may be. Always keep in mind that there are lots of us out here cheering you on.

Regards,
Dave Hanson

 


When you don't include a photo that means I get to pick it for you.

Subject: Bob We I love your site

Ive visited your site off and on for a few years now. It still makes me giggle. For the first time I read your hate mail today. Christ I cant believe in this day and age the people still believe the Jesus was the son of god and take offence by your site. Well done for being a realist and making me smile each time I have visited your site.

Karl

From the Isle of Man, in the British Isles (UK)

YOU ARE FILLING YOUNG INASENT KIDS WITH THOUTS OF DRUGS , SEX , AND ALL HORABLE KINDS OF THING.

DEAR BOB
YOUR SO CALLED GAMES ARE DISRESPECTFULL . THEY ARE FULL OF LIES . YOU ARE FILLING YOUNG INASENT KIDS WITH THOUTS OF DRUGS , SEX , AND ALL HORABLE KINDS OF THING . I SAW YOUR FAN OR HATE MAIL WEBSITE AND THE GIRL WHO SAID THAT SHE RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND WAS PROUD OF IT. THAT IS WRONG!

I KNOW GOD LOVES YOU AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT! GOD IS VERY VERY POWERFUL AND HE CAN MAKE YOU GO TO HELL. BUT GOD SENT HIS ONE AND ONLY SON TO DIE FOR YOU ON THE CROSS AND SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO HELL. IF YOU ACCEPT JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN INSTEAD OF HELL.

Dan Atkeson
atkeson8@cox.net

 

I'm not even some militant old person. I'm 17 years old and think that whoever created that website should be feeling like a right little dick head right now.

Hey...
The website NormalBobSmith is an absolute disgrace!...and to be honest from my point-of-view (not even being a Christian) it disgusted me. Literally I felt sick when i saw the 'dress up' Jesus thing. I'm not even some militant old person. I'm 17 years old and think that whoever created that website should be feeling like a right little dick head right now. If the creator of the website is a satanist...I hope there is a Hell so he can rot in it. Your entire website is a complete disgrace, a joke, I hope you regret making it, no one visits it, and its shut down as soon as possible!!

Not Impressed at all.

Matt

 

An eternity in hell is no place to be

Your dress up Jesus website to be very offensive. Have you no reverence for God? Why would you mock Jesus? Who damaged you as a child? I pray that someday your eyes will be opened. An eternity in hell is no place to be ...........
 
God help you,
 
John Robert
www.wasJesusreal.org

 

HE WAS NOT WEARING ANY OF THAT STUFF WHEN HE DIED ON THE CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF JESUS! BECAUSE HE WAS NOT WEARING ANY OF THAT STUFF WHEN HE DIED ON THE CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Pastor Tina

 

One Question why?? you heartless bastard bitch

Subject: WHY???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would u do something like this goddamit you bitch you will burn in hell for all eternity for this website and you shall never rest. One Question why?? you heartless bastard bitch

James H. Carter
james_h_carter@yahoo.com

 

the guy in your picture is your judge! I hope he has a sence of humor?

Subject: cartoon

Hello
I guess to begin with I want to say how upset I was to see such out right disrespect. No, sir you do not have to believe that Jesus is God but it would be nice if you didn't discard our faith with your cartoon. Everyone has a right to free speech, but this is not free speech, it is a total disregard for the feelings of the majority in the country. One thing more sir... the last laugh will be on you when you close you eyes in death and find out that the guy in your picture is your judge! I hope he has a sence of humor?  
 
Thank you for your time
Shirley Scurlock

sms2003@localnet.com

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