Thank you, THANK YOU for your recent
spate of hate mails from Sarah, the mentally ill My Space Chick. The
longer I read that email (the one you didn't respond to) the more my
sides hurt from laughing. I haven't seen so much drooling, willful
ignorance since Kent Hovind, Dr Dino said that the bumble bee is proof
of God since it's body is too heavy to fly.
But when I wiped my eyes from laughing,
something bothered me. Nothing I hate worse than blatant disregard for
recorded history through MAKING UP YOUR OWN FUCKING HISTORY AND
PRETENDING NO ONE WILL NOTICE. Sarah, that sweetheart, so precious,
implied that the people in bible times were so primitive, they didn't
have science at all! Wow! Science was invented in 1492! Who knew! So
much for 10,000 YEARS OF AGRICULTURE! So much for ANCIENT EGYPT, GREECE
AND CHINA! (Sorry about the all-caps.)
A Greek named Eratosthenes the
librarian of that pesky Alexandrian library (no science in bible times!
No science in bible times!) , that was burned down by Christians,
discovered that the world was round, 250 fucking years before Jesus was
supposed to have been born. . He used some sticks. Perhaps Sarah's
confusion is that she thinks that you can't do science with sticks?
Sarah is right, though. So much
revealed in the bible about stars, like "we don't know how many lights
in the sky there are." Because the stars and the moon, even, are just
lights in the sky. I am a bit curious, and maybe Sarah can show me
where in the bible it defines what a star is? I'd appreciate it. You
know--science and all. Here's where, in the letter, she kind of freaks
me out by saying there were scientists "then" (when?) who thought there
were about a thousand stars. Sarah manages to give science a few more
years. Bless her. But unfortunately for the bible, there are about a
million billion billion sand grains on the beaches of Earth, while
there are probably only about ten thousand billion billion stars in the
Universe. But from what Sarah said, the bible tells us we can't count
either. There's science for you! "You can't ever find out." There's a
Physics credit right there.
Thanks for the hilarity,
Subject: The direct link to Bob
Wow. Allow me to
just remark that I love myspace for only one reason: It allows me a direct
link to bob. It's better than prayer!
I just read
those hate mails from that myspace chick, sarah on your site and was so
perturbed by what she was saying. "So, yahh, thanks dude, like, lol,
yah. I don't care what you say. I believe in talking bushes."
What a crock. She is precisely what is wrong with this country.
Jesus... I mean, for fuck's sake. Did that tatoo not give you shivers?
I daresay that she's one of those girls at school who's "waiting for
marriage" but has a boyfriend just so she can jerk his chain around to
make herself feel loved. She reminds me of so many of those types of
chicks, the type who regard their Christianity as some closely guarded
secret that sends undue persecution their way, and that they're somehow
fucking stronger for keeping it quiet. Makes me want to throw up.
Try being a
queer atheist in a small town, bitch, and then try and give some over
the goddamn rainbow explanation as to why "everyone hates you so much."
There's nothing worse than hearing Christians bitch about how hard it
is being Christian.
rant concluded, I just needed to let that out after that little gem.
I love you and want to have your babies.
Love from Everett
Subject: Sarah the
My Space Chick
I'm sure you can count this as email #1,232,232 about
Sarah the Myspace Chick. Just thought I'd share that she emailed me too
(and a handful of other people who count you as a friend). Her emails
are difficult to read, simply because of how horribly they are spelled
and written, but I think what I got out of it is that she is so happy
to be Christian she doesn't care who it affects negatively.
I recommended college, and a good
English course to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're". It
made my eyes bleed. Stupidity is a plague and if she put the bible down
and opened a textbook, maybe she would be more effective in her
crusade. However, making up her own historical events and claiming to
be so "put-upon" for being a Christian isn't really strengthening her
Thank you Bob for sharing this moron
with the rest of us. She has made my work day fly by! Plus, I always
get a kick out of chicks with too much make-up getting all
sanctimonious with me. Makes the heart warm.
Haha, please clarify. She emailed you first, finding you off my friends
list? That's funny if it's true. Let me know.
Thank you for keeping me in the loop,
and the funny email!
Thanks for the response Bob.
Sarah took issue with my comment to her "God Blog" (about her selfless
helping of the nation's homeless by bringing them to the
lord.....forget sandwiches and shelter!). She hit me with a barage of
blathering emails asking why I attack her faith. All I asked was
wouldn't she be better served helping these folks find food and
shelter, instead of invisible friends.
However, I was contacted by a few other
MySpace folks that asked if she emailed me "too"...apparantly she has
been contacting other folks. And
once she starts...she doesn't stop. With every email that I didn't
answer fast enough she claimed she was "stopping" as she had already
explained her "faith" on your site. I asked her why she left her God
Blogs open to free comment if that's not what she really wanted.
I responded to her simply: your:
ownership as in "your bible" or "your friend" and you're: contraction.
You are. As in "you're a moron". Hopefully the lesson stuck.
man on a website can not a raise a little child, but the members in her
My response was solely that 'those that hate us, have not witnessed
what we have'. I use the word witnessed over and over again to you,
because i have seen things ... supernatural things, that science can
not explain. Feel free to say i am mad, but when a room full of people
witness the same thing ... you clearly need much more to support your
argument then 'you are mad.'
First off, you say that I am giving wrong
anwers to children ... and yet the child your talking about is my
sister.. I think even you would agree that a man on a website can not a
raise a little child, but the members in her family.
As for my response to her question on why
atheists hate our faith so much, i did not respond with the idea that
the devil is in all of you ... i dont think that.
If you feel you need scientific facts, then I can
give you some... things that support the bible. But throughout all
this, I dont want to argue my faith, because there are no words that
anyone can say that can tear me away from it ... the only thing I am
doing through all this, is hopefully being the one person who has
written you and caused you to make you think. The person who actually
made you sit down and wonder, 'there is a chance I am wrong'. But
before you read the scientfic facts (which you feel is the only TRUE
evidence) first remember that the bible was written thousand of years
before science was used to support things, thousands of years before
theory's of the world started coming out and the fact that the bible
supports many findings of our world, TODAY ... is soo cool !! It makes
you think, how back then they had all the answers before they had the
tools to go about testing it. Even an atheist, whether they believe
whats IN the bible or not, knows that it is as old as it has been said
First off, in the bible it talks about how the
world is round ... "It is God who sits above the circle of the
earth..." (Isaiah 40:22). Yet for years and years everyone thought the
earth was a square, even up until the fifteenth century. Yet these
words were reavealed as early as 1000 B.c in the bible, 2500 years
earlier then men discovered so.
There is the argument of evolution ... The number
one argument that people use against the bible is that, we werent all
just created, but that we have all grown from small animals. If this
WAS true, then scientists would have to find thousands of fossils that
are considered the 'missing link'. But there is yet to be found
something that connects Ape's to humans ... only a theory that has no
(Though a scientist, did find something he considered the missing link,
when it was tested with the newest dating methods it turned out to be
only 50 years old, instead of the 50,000 he thought it was)
There is even evidence and bible scripture
speaking of dinosaurs before the world knew of their existence. I also
want to point out that the bible says that on the sixth day the Lord
spoke "Let the earth bring fourth every kind of animal", It does not go
into a list of each animal, and because it does not say dinosaur ...
you feel that the lack of mention is a flourish in evidence that the
Lord never created them?
There is a long piece of scripture in Job, where God speaks of an
animal that ... strongly resembles a dinosaur... feel free to think
otherwise, but it does support that there were dinosaurs, it even goes
as far as to explain why they died out ... which incase your not sure
of, is still a HUGE mystery!!
To sum up the scripture in, Job 40:15-24 (text in which God is speaking
about the Behemoth)
This was the Largest of all creatures He made.
It was plant-eating(the largest dinosaur was herbivorous)
It had its strength in its hips.
Its tail was like a large tree (a cedar).
It had very strong bones.
Its habitat was among the trees.
Drank massive amounts of water.
His nose pierced through snares.
And the verse SAYS ". . . He that made him can
make his sword approach to him." A.k.a, God caused this, the largest of
all the creatures He had made, to become extinct.
(Just to put as a note, in the new living
transalation, it translates the Behemoth, as a hippo, which when
reading over again you can see does not truly fit ... and that
translating it as a hippo, was just the closest living thing to its
There is SOOO much that the bible revealed before
science did, like the amount of stars "As the stars in heaven cannot be
numbered, neither can the sand of the sea measured."( Jer. 33:22)
Scientists knew only of 1,100 stars ... aka, the ones that can only be
seen by eye, and this was there thoughts for hundred and hunrdreds of
years. It was the bible that first spoke of the uncountable amount of
stars, by resembling it to the plentiful amount of sand grains in the
The bible speaks of the 'paths of the sea' which means currents, again
another thing that wasnt discovered till thousands of years after being
written by the followers of Jesus Christ.
There is so much and though you may believe that
there is scientific evidence that speaks against the bible, you have to
recognize that there is large amounts of evidence supporting the spoken
word in the bible, things that man could not have known back then
without the scientific tools they have today, unless spoken to them by
the creator .
The one thing I dont get about atheists is, where
do you think we all come from? I mean I KNOW where my belief lies ...
but where do atheists believe the world and its habitants came from?
Just look at our world, houses are created by an architect, tables are
created by a carpentor, movies are created by a director ... I can not
think of things in this world that just happened, and have provided
useful to our world. I truly believe that something as complex and
beutiful as the trees, the earth, the humans and animals ... were all
created by an amazing creator, God. This world is too perfect to be put
down to chance ...
P.C.W Davies estimated that if the strength of gravity ... were changed
by only one part in ten, followed by a hundred zeroes, life could never
have developed. Michael Behe has said the probability of linking
together just one hundred amino acids to create one protein molecule by
chance, would be the same as a blindfolded man finding one marked grain
of sand somewhere in the vastness of the Sahara Dessert and doing it,
not just once ... but three time.
How can the creation of this world be put down to
chance, when even scientific and mathetmatical discoveries, prove it
would be pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to do so. Sir Dredrick Hoyle put it
colorfully when he said that this scenario is about as likely as a
tornado whirling through a junkyard and accidentally assembling a fully
functional Boeing 747.
Where do you think we come from ... I would truly
like to know.
dont feel your the type who will put anything that TRULY supports God
on your website, anything that might ACTUALLY prove you wrong.”
okay so first off, thanks a-ton for putting my pictures on your
website... just felt like putting a face to the offense? COOL,
whatever... The reason I used myspace was so that my emails wouldnt
appear on your website... I wanted to talk to YOU, not your world of
followers. But you know whatever, its totally cool, because through
your website i have had some messages from people who are supporting
me, and thats awsome... i definetly needed to hear words of support
through all this. I wasnt sure if emailing you was a smart move or not.
HOWEVER, i do feel that our conversation was mal-represented on your
website, seeing as how ... i did infact send you an email that you
refused to reply to because it gave some fairly good juicy stuff, if i
may so so myself, so in turn you had to pass it off to your friend.
So NORMALLY i would ask for you to put the last email up that i sent
you, and in your response area you could put 'I didnt know what to say'
... But i dont feel your the type who will put anything that TRULY
supports God on your website, anything that might ACTUALLY prove you
It's been great talking to you, i actually enjoyed
getting your emails ... it was a test, i LOVED it. Can't say finding my
pictures on your website was the same feeling though ... ! Anyway maybe
we will touch base sometime in the future
God Bless :)
First off, the main reason I didn't reply to your last letter was
because it was dumb. It said dumb things that were a waste of my time
to read, let alone answer. Things that you've copied off of other
websites and forwarded along to me. Things I've addressed hundreds of
times before this. But I will answer them for you now since you're
complaining about it.
Those crazy things you've witnessed that science
cannot explain. Well, I bet it could. I bet if you told me about the
crazy things you and other people witnessed there'd be a very
logical explanation. I wish you would have explained them. It would
have at least been something in your own words. Your own feelings on
the matter, and not so much regurgitated hogwash from the web. But
you're not telling me about it so there's really little I can respond
Sarah, the bible saying the world is a circle
hardly shows the "great wisdom" of their time. A circle is flat. They
thought the world was flat, Sarah. Jesus stood on the highest mountain
and saw all the Kingdoms of the world! Matthew 4:8. This can only be
done on a flat planet. A round planet couldn't have a mountain tall
enough to see around to the other side. There are many other examples
in the bible of them thinking the world is flat, with four corners even.
Scientists have found thousands of links in the
chain of evolution. And they continue to fill in the gaps daily with
new findings and missing links. Do
you ever read the paper?
How can you
look at other animals and not see we're all made of the same
stuff? We all have feelings, and emotions, feel pain, breath, eat and
sleep. You haven't studied science much I'm guessing. Have you seen a
dog feel shame? A cat look emotionally hurt? Who died for their sins,
Sarah? Where is their heaven?
Sarah, if there were dinosaurs living with people,
what happened to them? Did your great flood kill all the dinosaurs? Did
the flood kill the underwater dinosaurs and the flying dinosaurs too?
And why doesn't the bible speak more about these 7 story tall creatures
eating people up and stomping around crushing buildings and such? One
mention of a large beast that drinks a lot of water and Christians go
crazy saying "it proves where dinosaurs were!" It should also be
noted that the bible reports talking animals, giants, unicorns,
dragons, and satyrs (hoofed boys-goats).
Where do I, an atheist, think we all came
from? This topic fascinates me, Sarah. I love to read up on this
subject, and study its reasons. Evolution shows how life started
millions of years ago with the simple combining of water, carbon
dioxide and methane, knitted together by lightning and sunlight on the
water's surface. All that had to happen was for these 3 substances to
come together and something would have been formed that could duplicate
itself. This is life in its infancy. That's all life really is. A
something that can duplicate itself over and over and over again. Then,
these things, fighting for space and food evolve naturally. The better
operating things move on, while the weaker ones fail. This is
evolution, and science uses these same laws to make better cows,
tastier fruits and vegetables, and even build a better selling pet that
you and I may one day purchase. Evolution is a scientific fact. It's as
real as you inheriting the features of your parents, and passing those
traits down to your children.
Yes, it is pretty much impossible for life to come
about. Pretty much. But all there needs to be is just the slightest
chance of a possibility, and in an infinite universe and an infinite
amount of time (each of which there is) it will happen. It has to
happen! It may take millions and billions of years (which it did), but eventually
something will happen. It's just the law of averages. It's a bigger
picture than you're imagining. Your simple outlook sees a landscape and
says "Someone made it" and sees the moon and says "Someone made it."
Things can form on their own over time, Sarah! And I'm not talking
about a junkyard exploding and coming down forming a 747. We're talking
about billions of years, living forms, and survival of the fittest.
Science explains things Sarah. And to deny this is
to deny your little sister an education. And that's not a man on a
website trying to raise your child. That's just common sense.
|“being challenged by you has only STRENGTHENED my
relationship with God sooo much ... So yah thanks dude!!”
heey heey heey ;
Okay man, I am soo done talking to you, I have grown so much in my
faith in these last two days dude, WOW i cant even decribe it ... and I
totally know that talking to you in the beggining was worth it, cause
it taught me to dive further into my bible, look up scripture that
supported things I had to say ... and even just look deep in myself, so
dude thankyou for the test in faith, it has in turn just streched me
and grown me in soo many ways.
The funny thing, is that ... You believe all your facts as true, and
believe anything I give as false, which in all fairness is cool,
because like if you believed anything I said, then where would you
stand ?! But I just find it interesting as to how easy you are to blow
off what ANY christian says ... Like have you read 'Case for Christ',
if you havent ... I challenge you to read it, cause the things that
they talk about... like the facts they give, the archeological
information, the undeniable support ... I would love to see what you
think on all of that.
Anyway I dont want to argue my faith, and as for my testimony, you say
you would love to hear it. I dont want to give it. Because something so
close and dear to a Christians heart, has no place to be mocked in the
world of atheism.
So if you think this is me bowing out, then all I
can do is laugh and say thankyou, Because being challenged by you has
only STRENGTHENED my relationship with God sooo much ... So yah thanks
Oh one last thing that I find is funny, is just that I have such a
heart to reach out to you ... I dont think ANY sin is unforgiveable (it
says blaspheming is the unforgivable sin, not the past tense... when
you pray and ask for forgivness it will be blessed upon you, it is when
you die blaspheming God's name, that the sin is unforgivable, cause you
never asked for the redemption of it). I dont think one person is less
in the eyes of God then another ... and by no means do I condemn you.
I think it is tough in the world of the church
these days, cause their are soo many people that have the wrong type of
ideas about the church, hypocritical views, its like they dont want to
reach out , and just that they JUDGE like crazy !! But thats where it
is funny, cause your very much like the typical church person ... you
dont want to reach out, and try and help people into a better life
through atheism, a 'free' life.. as I am sure you would put it, but
your totally just about cutting people off, and like judging them and
having a closed heart on certain faiths.
I just find how similar you are in that way, the only difference is the
Spirit behind it. It's crazy !!
ANYWHO thanks, great talking to you ... but dont
write back, unless you feel you need to argue something because i have
caused any doubt in you. There is nothing you can say that can tear me
away from God, which is really cool to say ... and I know it true now,
so thanks !!
May God Bless you, and I guess ill see you around on this stupid old
myspace website, which for some reason i just cant get rid of, LoL ...
its very addictive !!
ttyl, peace out
However you may have taken my past emails, all I really want you to do
is question stuff. Don't just bury yourself up over your head in the
Bible's teachings. If you have unanswered questions, pursue them. And
if there are things that make no sense in the explanations, find out
why. I'm not trying to convert people to atheism. I've been doing this
long enough to know there's nothing I or anyone else can say
that'd steer you on any other path than the one that leads to Jesus. My
quest isn't to sway you. My purpose is to show that I make good points.
I have my reasons, and they're all logical. And I publicly present
these emails to show that there aren't logical answers from believers.
It always just comes back to: "I believe no matter what." To me that
means "I believe whether it's true or not." And that's all I want to
There are a lot of kids/teens/people out there who
have these same unanswered questions. The same questions I just asked
you that you don't care about. And they're told they're bad for asking
them. I want those people to know they're not bad for wanting logical
answers. They should want to know the truth if it's there to be known.
And I also want to show how even though we have
perfectly good reasons for believing what we do, we will still go
to your hell for doubting. Therein lies the ugliness of your beliefs
which punish people eternally for the crime of being misled. And here
you smile even though your precious loved ones burn forever in your
God's hell. How do you do it?
It's the horrible truth you'll have to figure
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