You get a lot of hate mail but I wanted to e-mail you to say thank you.
I was a Christian who never wavered in faith, untill this year when a
friend showed me your site.
When I read God
Ate My Balls a lot of things you said made sense. Of course at
first what you said made me angry, but after reading it again and again
I started seeing more and more truth in what you've written. After
almost a year after visiting your site I quit going to church and
declared my self an atheist.
After I became and atheist I've gotten better grades, made more
friends, and got involved in alot of after school programs that I
really enjoy. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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You've probably heard this before, but the abbreviation you sometimes
use for your name (NoBS) could also mean No Bullshit. You could use
>your ads if you wanted. Or you could say something like "NoBS
stands for Normal Bob Smith, but it also stand for No Bullshit because
everything I say is true."
It's just a suggestion.
-Ness, the devout atheist
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what gmac thinks (or doesn't) about your site...
I am a customer service rep for GMAC and have recently
discovered your pages while doing random searches on google for
"jesus". Needless to say my job is riDICulously boring at
times... ('...yes ,sir/mam, you owe us money, no sir/mam you don't...)
so I surf a lot and get paid for doing so.
giant, seething corporation that it is, there are many sites that are
'restricted' from viewing through their system (one being
coasttocoastam.com -- "ooh, those dirty dirty aliens and bigfeet... how
OFFENSIVE!) I digress... My point here is that your site
is NOT restricted by gmac... but mancow's IS!Â Hahaha!
Hohoho ... HEE! As you can tell, I get a GREAT big chuckle
I am a Subgenious and discordian in my beliefs (spiced HEAVILY by
quantum theory), so I really enjoy your site. This is the 3rd or 4th
day I've gleaned what I consider head-feeding entertainment from it. I
especially like the 3 celebs endorsing your JDU (Who Would Jesus Dress-
up?) Two of my favorite directors and one of my favorite comediens (too
bad Bill Hicks was offed before he could see it).
So... 'Keep up the good work!'... etc. I now have an X-mas present idea.
aka: 'Dr. Nothing'
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Subject: Hate Mail? Fan Mail?.. Defense Mail?.. I dunno what this is.. :o\
I guess this is hate
mail...?? Your haters annoyed me. I had to get a word out.
To Bob's Haters: All of
you people are ridiculous. No, I have not particularly been "saved"
yet, but I have not completely turned my back on "God".
If you Christians are as
faithful, loving and "FORGIVING" as you are
SUPPOSED to be, you will believe and love Bob. For all that he is, and
forgive his sins. And no I don't agree with the Dress Up Jesus, I find
it very offensive. But guess what. It IS a free country. He has the
freedom of speech, and if you don't like it, then don't view his page.
Props to Bob, I think his
responses to his hate mail are very amusing. And You'd think if you
were going to post hate mail, you'd at least do it with some dignity,
know what you're talking about (not saying that I disagree with all of
the haters, even think some of them are correct), but you're the ones
making it easy for him to make fun of. It is funny. And YOU are the
ones telling him to go to Hell afterall. You are the one starting the
drama. YOU are the one not forgiving him. You should run your little
Christian butt straight to a priest so you can declare your terrible
sins, of not forgiving him, as Jesus WOULD. You are the ones who are
writing to him, saying mean and rude things to him. What is he supposed
to do, take it in, and smile happily? You know good and well, you would
NOT just sit and take someone insulting you. He is minding his
business, and you insult him. Who cares if he does something? It's none
of your concern.
And the other haters. The
ones not really writing hate mail. But praying for Bob.. Give it up.
Stop PREACHING. I'm sick of you damn people. If people believe, they
believe. If they don't believe, they MAY come around and start to
believe, but not because you said so. Because they want to. YOU can do
NOTHING to make them think otherwise.Â So you are doing
NOTHING to help the situation. You are just PISSING PEOPLE OFF. SO SHUT
UP. Thank you :oD
P.S. Rancid is HOTT. I want to fuck her lol. The best Super Chic ever! <3 lol.
|“you know how hot hell is put you hand in fire and
2000000Xs that heat but the thing is you will never die you will live
like that for eternity”
Subject: you will stand before
GOD one day and u will regret what you have
this web site about JESUS.........you know how hot hell is put you hand
in fire and 2000000Xs that heat but the thing is you will never die you
will live like that for eternity....you still have a chance to sent
yourself to heaven see GOD does not sent anybody to hell you send
yourself and He gives you a choice you choose where u will go. repent
ask for forgiveness and ask our savior JESUS to come into your
life...once hes does you will change this web site and live for him see
he changes us on the inside out. if you decided not to change GOD will
bring this e mail u to you and show u where u had a chance to change
and you were told about JESUS and u turn your back on HIM. He saids
that if you turn your back on me i will turn my back on u..thats bad
its not to late now you may die in the next 5 minutes and u will stand
before your creator where will u go then?????
|Yeah, and giant snaggle-toothed gremlins will tear me limb from limb, and
steamrollers will run over me every day for a thousand years, and I'll be force fed
porcupines for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and 3000 ton towers of fire will be
pushed onto my head made of gasoline on a hot summer day, with the heat
turned on high in a fur coat!
Suzi, no matter how much you let your imagination run wild with all the
horrible things that are going to happen to me in the afterlife, it's not going
to affect me. I'm impenetrable to superstitious make-believe hogwash.
Sorry. I'm just amazing that way. Like a super hero.
|“you seem to buy evolution
This is from your own writings.
"The medicine a doctor prescribes has been tested
This is my response:
Evolution has not.
This is from your writings.
"But I won't simply buy it unquestioned"
This is my response:
Yet you seem to buy evolution unquestioned... Hmmmm... Now there's
something to be questioned.
Um, do you read ever? Science is constantly making
discoveries regarding evolution. These are just in the last couple
weeks. Yahoo News, Guardian UK
And evolution also makes sense. It's as obvious as inheriting the
traits of your parents. Even when I was a Christian I knew that
evolution made sense, I just considered it a work of God back then.
And I never bought evolution unquestioned. I question it even today,
but it always comes back with answers that make sense. Christians never
|“Fossils unearth proof of human
evolution... why hasn't it been plastered on every news station and
every newspaper across the world?”
Um, do you read ever? For every website you send
me I can send you dozen
more proving evolution does not exist.
(A notable specimen of the newly found fossil's descendant species
Australopithecus afarensis, a three-million-year old fossil nicknamed
Lucy, was discovered in 1974.
Better go read the whole story on Lucy before you buy into that story.
(Fossils unearth proof of human evolution) then why hasn't it been
plastered on every news station and every newspaper across the world? Keep
your eyes on this story and see what happens to it.
You just need to get saved and all your doubts would go away.
1st Corinthians 2:14
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for
they are foolishness unto hi
James, news of the discoveries of evolution are
indeed plastered all over the news. CNN, Yahoo, papers, television, UK, America, everywhere.
And it seems the only sorce you have for your
"news" is Christian news sites to support Christian beliefs. What kind
of news is that?
You need to find an article better than the one
you sent me, because that one you sent me gives no answers. It just
explains how there are still things we've yet to know for sure. Uh,
yeah. Duh. We don't know everything yet. But somehow that rule doesn't
apply to whether or not God wrote the bible. Because even though we're
too dumb to know anything, we know that. You just don't make sense.
|“if Jesus would've had a sense of humor he would've
why are you doing this? 'if Jesus would've had a
sense of humor he would've
bought 12'?? look, i'm not going to start preaching to you, but can you
tell me why you think it's funny to make fun Jesus?
Don't you get it? 12! One for each of His
Apparently I do find it funny.
|“Lord... He does not know what
he is doing”
Have mercy on this man Lord for He does not know
what he is doing
You are a very merciful and caring person for
sending your prayer to me.
|“do you not believe in God at
all, or just not Jesus?”
im just wondering, do you not believe in God at
all, or just not Jesus?
|“do you believe the hokey pokey
is really what its all about?”
1.) do you believe in all the miracles?
2.) do you believe the hokey pokey is really what its all about?
I don't believe the miracles in the Bible anymore
than I'd believe the miracles in The Wizard of Oz.
|“its good we agree on wizard of
Oz, i think its nonscense as well”
i ment genuine miracles in modern day life,
because i know ya dont believe in Bible. but its good we agree on
wizard of Oz, i think its nonscense as well
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