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A message that was forwarded to me by Nathan Hayes.

Those who mocked God...

Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end..
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): " Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Here are some men and women who mocked God:

Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."
He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus"
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, wow the highway to hell."
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.

In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU",

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.

The police said there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

Who does it benefit?

I was just curious to know if your Dress up Jesus was supposed to be funny. I’m sure you probably get many emails telling you this and that. I just want to know what your purpose is behind this. Who does it benefit? Thanks for your time.

Phil McDowell

The benefit is both laughs and money.

And yes, for some reason I get many people who ask that question then never write back after I tell them those two benefits of Jesus Dress Up for myself. I don't really understand why. It's such a strange question everyone seems to be asking.

I like finding out what people are thinking and their reasoning behind things that’s all.

Well I think some might ask that question because Jesus is more than a dress up figure. I mean some of those outfits you have to put on Him are, shall we say, a little less that honoring. Especially for a man who is said to have died for the sins of the world. It’s just offensive and that’s that. Now am I saying this in hopes that you’ll stop doing this kind of thing? I guess ultimately, yes. But, I don’t see that happening.

I like finding out what people are thinking and their reasoning behind things that’s all. As far as another source of income goes, there are hundreds of people that you could choose from to Dress Up if that’s the road you have to go down. You could at least pick someone that is not held in such high regard by so many, ex. Hitler, Manson, Sadam, the list is massive. Well I guess that’s all for now. If you want to write back I wouldn’t mind, as long as we can have civilized discussion I’m all for it. Thanks again for your time.

Phil McDowell

You're still of the belief someone else can die for everyone else's wrong doings? That's where your problem is.

C'mon! Drag yourself out of the 17th century! Only you, and you alone, are responsible for the things you do. Period! And no matter how much you'd like it to be that someone else somewhere back in history can pay the price for all the bad things you do, or have yet to do, it ain't so! I don't care how many people believe it!

Jeesh! People will believe anything to get out of takin' the blame.


PS. I am also already making money off of your Hitler, Manson, etc. idea. But thanks anyhow.


Maybe you should really read this...

Subject: Maybe you should really read this...

Dear  bob,
 I don't understand how you can KNOW about what Jesus did for us on the cross and make a page about dressing Him up on the cross. I just don't get it....He loves us so much...I mean He SUFFERED ALL OF THAT FOR YOU AND ME! Does that not mean ANYTHING to you? THink about what He CHOSE to go through....

Sincerly, Sarah

Yeah, I know. He chose to go through it. His father set it up, and Jesus chose to do it. And not only that but He went through it and He died, but then He came back to life again. He chose to die and resurrect and go to Heaven. Wow! Tough choice! And then, you wanna know what else He did? He did all of this expecting everyone to owe him. Now we all owe Him for going to Heaven. We're supposed to worship him for this gift He gave us. He expects our lives, and our worship in return for His gift.

I don't know about you, but when I give a gift I expect NOTHING in return. That's the whole POINT of gift giving! Jesus Christ!
Jesus is a horrible gift-giver.


I, myself am a practicing Christian, and I would like to think of myself as a liberal Christian, but once I got to your home site I was totally repulsed by your thoughts.

Although I found some humor in your game "dress up Jesus", I found myself even more disgusted with your ill-fated attempt to chastise Jesus and those who follow him. I, myself am a practicing Christian, and I would like to think of myself as a liberal Christian, but once I got to your home site I was totally repulsed by your thoughts. I hope you do not find happiness in your actions. I believe that maybe you should consider the thoughts, beliefs, and feelings of others. maybe through this email and the others that I am sure are being sent to you you will be able to find fault in your actions, and may god be with you.

Shannon Kowalski

Please, for the love of God, stop this practice of believing things without question, or proof, or evidence! It's the epitome of human ignorance, and it's the wrong life lesson to be passing down to the next generation! It's horrible and revolting and you are going to be the one who is to blame when human life is extinguished in the name of ANY God that's been imagined in the minds of men.

You, the cornerstone of the fall of civilization. Will you stand proud at the sidelines of the apocalypse; your child, born of faith? Or will this be the instant you realize all intelligent life was brought to its knees and buried in a shallow grave because of this one selfish ignorance?




my question for you is why you needed to express yourself in such a manner as to offend people who've done nothing wrong.

Hello Bob,
I have a question for you. I'm a Christian just so you know and yes, this site did offend me quite a bit, but my question for you is why you needed to express yourself in such a manner as to offend people who've done nothing wrong. Jesus never threw anything at you or spit on you or called you names or mocked you. I'm not going to sit here and get all heated up about it, I just don't quite understand how you could be so cold and rude and unkind to someone you don't know and who would never do anything wrong to you.
Thank you for you time and peace be with you


I believe you have indeed done something wrong! I believe having unwarranted faith is not only the wrong way to go about finding the truth, but faith is the welcome mat for any and all lies. Faith needs nothing to back it up, no proof, evidence, logic or even a positive outcome. All it needs is an imagination and immunity to any line of questioning or skepticism. It is the height of human ignorance, and worst of all, it is common practice for a majority of the human race, and to some it's reason enough to crash planes into large buildings. It will be our downfall. We are going to destroy each other all because of our unwarranted faiths.

And you're promoting it.
That seems to me to be reason enough.
Now stop it! You're going to get us all killed!


u immasile

Subject: u freak
u r such a freak u immasile


What the hell is an "immasile?" Did you mean to say "I'm a missile?" Or "I'm a silo?"

Oh... my... god.... you meant to call ME an imbecile! HAHAHAHAHA! And you wrote "u r such a freak u immasile!" HAHAHAHAH!! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen! Being too stupid to spell the word "imbecile!" Fuckin' funny! You call other people "stupid" using words you're not smart enough to spell!

Thank you Sarah.



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