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Dear Bob,
 
Okay, this is me with one of my three happy atheist hooligans.  I know you want pictures, but sorry, I don't have any hottie pics 'cause I'm sort of a geek... and I'm old...and I've had three kids...and I don't work out...and, yeah, I'm wearing a christmas turtleneck.  We do christmas because I like to get presents.  And good food cooked by someone besides me.
 
 
I'm a new fan and recently ordered all of your jesusdressup magnets for the kids (and me) to play with.  They will have no idea who he is, since, of course, kids are born atheist, and mine haven't been subjected to any brainwashing yet.  They say the pledge at preschool, but they're only four, so it sounds like this:
 
"Apple engines! Inna bag!  Uppa ninety states America! Doonapublic.  Itchy sands.  One Nathan, Underdog! Bibbity usstiss firall."
 
I've been encouraging it, especially the "Underdog" part.
 
At any rate, Bob, I wanted to let you know that your most recent Hate Mail, from Ricardo Salgado, about the "fiendish plot to ridicularize the Christianity" has had me rolling in the floor laughing so much I haven't eaten in two days and have been neglecting my kids.  I have decided to make it my personal mission to spend as much time as possible RIDICULARIZING THE CHRISTIANITY.  Thanks to Ricardo for bringing this fiendish plot to my attention, and thanks to you, Bob, for cracking me up on such a regular basis.
 
Hope you had fun in AZ.  Too bad you couldn't drop by Albuquerque on your way home.
 
Sincerely,
Supermiddleagedchic,
Rebekah Dekker
...SHOULDNT BE PUT WITH INNOCENT CHILDRENS SITES.

Subject: Re: SICK

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HOW HORRIFIED I WAS WHEN MY FIVE YEAR OLD FOUND YOUR SITE. I THINK IT IS DISRESPECTFUL OF PEOPLES BELEIFS AND SHOULDNT BE PUT WITH INNOCENT CHILDRENS SITES.

Nigel Watkins
nigel340@btinternet.com

I had no idea it was put with innocent children's sites! Are you sure that's where your innocent child found the site (on an innocent children's site)? Because I am not aware of the innocent children's site that it is belonging to if this is all so.

So I ask you to please direct me to this innocent children's site that your innocent child found my game which is supposed to be more directed to the guilty children.
Bob

 

Don't return this e-mail... Why did you do this?

Subject: Re: mocking Jesus

Don't return this e-mail, but I just want to say I think "dressing up Jesus" is mocking the sacrafice he made and hurt he felt so we could have a relationship with God forever if we beleive what he did for us and and give your heart to him. I don't think the REAL Jesus would like that.Why did you do this?

Patti Osman
ubaxntulsa@sbcglobal.net

Wait. You're telling me not to reply to your email, then you're asking me why I made the site? Which is it? You come to me with questions and then tell me not to answer them?!?! Please explain which one of your requests I'm supposed to obey, and any other demands you have of me so that I can humbly grant each one appropriately.

Bob

 

I hope you go to hell when you DIE!!!!!

I think you are taking the mic out of Jesus the son of GOD!! He's a wonderful chap that died to save our lives and there you are taking the mic outm of him I am ashamed of you and I hope you go to hell when you DIE!!!!!

Dan
danieleatssausages@hotmail.com

What's a "mic?" I'm sorry, but here in the United States a "mic" is short for "microphone." Like that ice cream cone shaped thing that rock stars sing into. And it sounds pretty funny to hear you saying that I'm "taking the microphone out of Jesus!"
Haha! I mean, that's probably not what you meant, but it's still hilarious that you said it! Hahaha!

Bob

 

your sick


your sick

Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com

It's "you're" sick, Dumbo.

Bob

you might want to revise how about a white horse and a white suit

well im sure i'll be forgiven for spelling your ( you're) but why on earth would anybody want to dress our Lord on the cross...especially with satan's suit? something you might want to revise how about a white horse and a white suit not trying to fight bubby just letting you know im a bit offended. I'll pray for you bob

Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com

Oh you're so silly. You actually believe that Jesus is going to ride in on a white
horse wearing a white suit?
he will be on a white horse and he will have a sword too

it is written and he will be on a white horse and he will have a sword too and he will slay the wicked and take those who been hoping on him
so yes if that makes me silly ...so be it
rather be silly in heaven the suffering in hell

Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com

Yes, that makes you silly, and so it shall be.

Bob

"Any man who enjoys heaven's paradise while others suffer eternally is a gloating villain at heart."
Normal Bob Smith, 2006

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