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Subject: Atheist Club in Minnesota

Hi Bob,
I am the president and founder of an atheist club in Minnesota, and I was introduced to your site by my lovely treasurer, Trista. We officially fucking love your site to death. I am finally glad to be an atheist and joke about all this bible bullshit.

I only have one question: What are your opinions of gay marriage and homosexuality? I do not think your site mentions your opinions of these two things.

You are one of the best human beings to ever live.
David

Hey David, I'm happy you found me too!
Well, obviously being an atheist I put no validity in the bible. And seeing as how the bible is really the only reason people have a problem with homosexuality, I am on the pro-homo end of that argument.

Actually, are there non believers who are against homosexuality and gay marriage? Now that I think about it I always just assumed that if you're a non believer you don't have any reason to disapprove of what two consenting adults do in their free time. But I could be wrong. There are probably are devout atheists who disapprove of the gay lifestyle simply just because of their own issues. Any take on this?

Did I answer the question? I think I did. I haven't any problem with people of the same sex falling in love and gratifying themselves sexually with each other, even if they're not in love. I do however have a problem with the concept of "marriage" for anyone. But that's another email.

Thank your treasurer for me.
Bob

Hello Bob, I have an assignment for sociology class concerning censorship in media (including Internet). Given your situation (particularly with dicks like the Laptop Lobbyists) I was wanting to know if I could get your opinion on the matter. If you have the time, of course! An interviewed source is a powerful one, and one from an intelligent person actually matters!

Thanks Bob,

Mark

Hey Mark,
Of course, I am against censorship. That's obvious. Censoring people's words and opinions is what leads to hate groups, intolerance, dictatorships and just basic stupidity.

One of the interesting things that I've learned first hand is that censorship promotes the wrong idea. It actually encourages the progression of the wrong way over the right way. How does this happen? It happens because censorship comes in most handy when you're arguing something that can be proved wrong, where the poison idea (the idea that if it were argued would be exposed for what it is) can move forward without question.

You see, good ideas don't need the weapon of censorship at their back to move forward. Facts, proof and logic are all the weapons needed to support the right idea. However, bad ideas can't use those weapons, because bad ideas are bad ideas because they don't work. Facts, proof and logic expose the bad ideas for what they are. Am I drilling this point into the ground? Good. Because I want people to see how important this topic is.

The Laptop Lobbyists shut me down. They harassed my host with faxes, phone calls and emails until they had no choice but to drop me. Then, when I wrote about what they did, they ran. They ripped their sites from the web and hid away like cowards. This is evidence enough as to how right they think they are. And this is another lesson taught as to the importance of free speech and the crooked act of censorship.

How's that?
Bob

this is just wrong!!!

even if you are a christian this is just wrong!!! you should not mock our Lord. God have mercy on you and may he give you some common sense.

Christy Myers

I don't think you understand the message I'm trying to give. I'm showing how Jesus died for everyone's sin, serial killers and homosexuals alike.

If you did not see the bottom text than you need not apologize. It's an easy mistake.
Bob

PLEASE DISPLAY YOUR MESSAGE MORE CLEARLY MY DAUGHTERS SEEN THAT AND THEY CANT READ ALL THEY SEEN WAS SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF JESUS.

DEAR BOB,
 I DID UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE YOU WERE TRYING TO SEND AT THE BOTTOM! PLEASE DISPLAY YOUR MESSAGE MORE CLEARLY MY DAUGHTERS SEEN THAT AND THEY CANT READ ALL THEY SEEN WAS SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF JESUS. I DO APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING HASTILY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

I AM GLAD YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN AND ARE SERVING THE LORD SO OPENLY AND CREATIVE BUT I AM AND OLD TIMELY CHRISTIAN AND I TEACH MY CLASS TO BE DISCREET AND CONSERVATIVE AND WORSHIP THE LORD IN PRAISE AND SONG. IT JUST CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE TO SEE OUR LORD IN THAT MANNER. PLEASE CONSIDER MAKING YOUR BOTTOM LINE TOP.

AGAIN SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME BACK AT ANYTIME HE IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT TO DISCUSS.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS,
CHRISTY MYERS

You know what? I'm sick of this! If you were a good Christian you would not have judged me as you did for something I did not do! You would have done as Jesus would do, falling to your knees washing my feet with your tears and hair! If you were a proper Christian you would have treated me as you would Jesus Himself! Every Christian knows that!

But no. Christy, you chose to slap me in the face and point at me as I huddle up into a ball in the corner. You decided it would be best to single me out and judge ME so that you would not have to judge YOURSELF! Oh, it is so easy to point that old, timely Christian finger and thrust the worst sins of man into the face of another! But when your back was up against the wall did you do as our God commands and follow Christ's lead? No. No you did not, Christy. You failed. You tried to bring me down with you into the slime and filth you slither and slink in like a lone mud-wrestler grappling with her own guilt and self hatred. Look at you. I can't even stand to have my words on the same page as you. You repulse me.

And besides, I found that I can't put the writing at the top because on some people's monitors the text comes up bigger and goes down into the images and it jumbles up everything. I had it that way once but it was all icky.

Bob

 

you are going to hell because of this you are an asshole!

Subject: Your a idiot!!!!

Your the meanest mother fucker!
you are going to hell because of this you are an asshole!
I LOVE JESUS you bastard!

Stacey Ayers

You know, you don't come off as much of a dream-date either.

Bob

 

why would you put JESUS on a cross and have someone try and dress him up like hitler.

my name is joshua, and i'm a Christian. while searching for Christian songs i came across your site.

i just wanted to tell you that your website deeply offends me. i think that it's one thing to criticize someone's religion, fine. but why would you put JESUS on a cross and have someone try and dress him up like hitler. i mean seriously. this is an extremely horrible mockery of CHRIST. just think about it for a second, i mean without a GOD there's absolutely no way we could have been here. i mean i know people use evolution. but think about it this way, if you took apart a car and set it's parts in a room like with an engine in one corner and various pieces in various places. like totally took it apart and spread the pieces out. and you let that thing sit there for years and years, millions of years and gave it all the time and all space. in the end would you have a car? no, not at all. scientist have concluded this about evolution: Successful production of a 200-component functioning organism requires at least 200 beneficial mutations. The odds of getting that many successive beneficial mutations is r 200, where r is the rate of beneficial mutations. Even if r is 0.5 (and it is really
much smaller), that makes the odds worse than 1 in 10, which is impossibly small.

so you can see, we didn't get here by chance. and if you would like to talk more about this subject feel free
to email you. you know, i dont want to get into some heated argument, but i would like to ask you this one question. would you please remove your site off of the internet? it is extremely offensive. extremely. i would like to hear your comments to all of this. i would appreciate it if you would take the time to email me back.
thankyou.

in CHRIST,
Joshua White

Joshua,
First of all, you're a moron. We're not talking about eight pieces of metal putting themselves together over a million years to form a jet engine or something. We're talking about living organisms that move and reproduce creating mutations of themselves, some that succeed and some that fail. Living cells that multiply in water and sunlight operate entirely different than a muffler and a sparkplug sitting in an empty room. Whoever told you that analogy is not only as big a nimrod as you are, but is clearly keeping information from you so that you'll believe whatever bullshit he's shovlein'. You should go kick him in the teeth for that alone.

Beyond this I see no reason to waste any of my time debating with you, as it looks like you have some alone time you need to spend in the corner with your dunce cap and cross eyes.

And no, the site won't be removed as a result of your genius theory. It will remain up and in tact to confuse more people just like yourself.

I'm pleased you're offended by it.
Bob

 

MY DOG IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND SHE ASKED IF YOU CAN COME OVER SUMTIME AND GIV HER A SHAGG!

YO BOB A WANNA ASK U A QUESTION? MY NAME IS MELLISA AND I JUST WANNA ASK A FAVOUR U SEE MY DOG IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND SHE ASKED IF YOU CAN COME OVER SUMTIME AND GIV HER A SHAGG!

HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON FUCKER!!!

Mellisa
kiss@blueyonder.co.uk

You know what, Melisa? I am seriously contemplating coming there and screwing your dog just to teach you a lesson!

And it'll teach your dog a serious lesson too I might add!!

Bob

 

 

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