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Subject: im a stoner like you!!

Hey dude,

please put this on your website man.. you're a fucking mad chopper.. NOT!!!

grow up, you immature annal retentive bastard. but i guess that i cant talk im not all those things just immature drunken stoner that doesnt know when to stop having a good time.. you must be bored!! your reading fan mail like me but im not bored because i have a good laugh at all the fucking idiots that write to you, oh shit that makes me one too!!! haha i reckon i could be a comedian like you!!
Bob,

four Nuns die in a car accident and are waiting to get into the pearly gates of heaven.

St peter being the gate keeper asks if any have had anything to do with a males penis.

Yes says the first. I've seen one.

Goes wash out thine eyes in the holey fountain and yea may enter the gates of heaven.

Well, I've touched one says the second nun.

Go wash thine hands in the holey fountain and yea may enter the gates of heaven.

St Peter turns to see the last two nuns beating the absolute shit out of each other, runs over breaks them up and demands to know whats going on.

Well says the third nun I want to gargle before she washes out her arse.

Have a nice day normal bob smith NOTTTTTTTTTT>>>>>>

oh, bob do you like FROGS?
i do i have a friend that's a frog..
hey, do chicks dig you? i wouldn't go for you. your too sunburnt!! and you have horns {i dont like horns} sorry..
i smoke weed too bob its ok.. it's god's gift. if he is the creator of all things he would have created that, he smoked weed on the seventh day.. FUCKING STONER WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY.. HAHA that rhymes.. did you know in the ten commandments there is one saying, "thou shall smoke weed every day and drink alcohol everyday and part take in everything a fucking teenager does every day like living on the doll too.. only room for a few things to do in your life, i thrive on the thought that im irresponsible..
i have to go now, my friend who owns the computer has just come home and he is scary, cause he is giving me death stares.. sorry if you have passed out from lack of oxygen.. i need to save paper gotta breathe somehow.. haha it was a really lame joke that i found funny LMFAO

catch ya on the flip side Y.S.A
DR. Robyn - Yeasty Girl....

you are abnormalbobsmith!

Subject: you are ABBORMAL!

you are abnormalbobsmith! there are lots of people who can do such thing why our lord jesus??? you are out of your mind!  you do this "just for fun"??? you must be anti-christ for doing this thing!

Remove your website off the web!!!!

Ariel Deocareza

Abnormal? How dare you!!! I was going to do it before, but now I refuse to remove my web site!

Bob

...big piece of crap!

Yes how dare me! Coz your website is just a big piece of crap! 

Ariel Deocareza

Big piece of crap?!?!? I'm sorry, but where I am from being called a big piece of crap is a tremendous insult!
I expect you to apologize for the remark and take back what you said to me.
 
Thank you!
Bob

I DONT MIND INSULTING YOU GAZZILION TIMES AND I CAN GO ON FOREVER AND EVER IF YOU DONT TAKE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE!!! I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!

Do you expect people to get entertained with your dress up jesus flash??? That is an insult to Lord God Jesus Christ!   YES I DONT MIND INSULTING YOU GAZZILION TIMES AND I CAN GO ON FOREVER AND EVER IF YOU DONT TAKE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE!!! I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!

Ariel Deocareza

You will never apologize? Then I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm upset by your remarks. Maybe if you apologized it would have fixed everything, but now calling it a (and I'm quoting you word for word): "Piece of shit website" and then promising to NEVER apologize, well I am upset by this. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel. It's the truth.

I'm not sure what you hope to accomplish by hurting people, but I hope you're happy with what you've done.
I no longer consider you a friendly person.
Bob

 

i think its totally unappropriate

 i think its totally unappropriate to make a website that makes fun of jesus you should be ashamed of yourself, when i clicked on this website i was really shocked, im a big believer in Jesus Christ and that was just wrong, I'm twelve years old and I have real strong opinions about this website, ya i may be young but i have a right to express my opinion. Thats all I have to say. Hope u find the right path to god.

Allie Beale
abeale@sbcglobal.net

Unappropriate?
It's "inappropriate."
Sorry, but I couldn't get past the fifth word in your email due to this unsightly error.

Please try again.
Bob

 

faith, according to Merriam-Websters dictionary is:
(1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof
(2) : complete trust.
I don't know whether anyone has made this argument to you before...

Subject: Food for Thought

This isn't really hate mail, nor will I use the Bible for rationality. I guess all I have to say to you is that the definition for faith, according to Merriam-Websters dictionary is:
(1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof
(2) : complete trust.

I don't know whether anyone has made this argument to you before, but it is my rational for believing in God, not that I should need one. There is no proof for God, and I can accept that, I do know, however, that the largest single organization throughout the history of the world has been the Christain faith, and more specifically, the Catholic Church. Maybe all those people are wrong, but if they are, I don't want to be right. I don't care whether or not you take God seriously, that is your choice, and I am not going to say that all those who aren't Christain or Catholic or whatever will not make it into heaven, that is a naive view. Nor will I wish hell upon your soul, because I don't wish that on anybody, I don't know you, and don't have the power. Rather, I hope that you are the Paul of this day and age, and I hope you get "knocked off your horse" (figurative, not literal) and see the light.

Matthew James Benson
mbenson2@wisc.edu

Your argument is Webster's definition of faith? Doesn't the actual definition of the word expose how undependable your belief is? I mean, it's not like the it says, Faith: An extremely reliable method for concluding cold hard facts without any need for proof, research, or any further effort beyond a simple blind belief in something that makes no sense what-so-ever.

Christ, the dictionary's definition just shows how empty it all is. To me the definition says- Faith: An irresponsible, unquestioned, often careless method of belief based on nothing more than one's own selfish hopes and wishes. Exp: Joe closed his eyes and stepped off the roof of the building with total unwavering faith that he would not fall, but in fact float safely to the pavement, saving himself the time consuming 4 minute elevator trip to the first floor.

You know what you should do Matthew? You should test the results of faith. You should make a list of say, 10 things that seem like they wouldn't work. Things your logic tells you will fail, and in fact, all the existing proof says just the opposite of what you'll have faith in, like putting 2 cups of dirt in cake batter, or walking through a mirror to get to the 5th dimension, or breathing underwater. Then close your eyes and use all your faith to believe that the outcome will be a good one. Then tally the results of the 10 tests of faith and weigh them to see if faith makes things true or not.

Do it for yourself. Hell, do it for the people you're going to tell to use faith instead of their own common sense!
I'm really curious to see those results.

If you need help with your list I've got a million ideas.

Bob

 

You obviously have no empathy for those of us who are fortunate...

Dear sir,

I think your website "Jesus Dressup" is not only offensive, but grossly
distasteful. You obviously have no empathy for those of us who are fortunate
enough to have experienced God's love for us.

I ask that you remove this offensive image and find something more original.

Disgruntled
twil115@ec.auckland.ac.nz

Empathy for the fortunate?

Bob

 

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