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"...womens clothes on a mans body... kids have it hard enough these days with out getting confused..."

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I have some terrific fans! Look at how gorgeous & tough they are!

Hey there, Senor Bob!

I am emailing you to say that I find your site to be one of the most amusing and imaginative ones I've ever had the luck to come across! As a "budding" atheist myself (typical forced-through-churchy-ness during childhood situation.. >_>), I found it to be pretty enlightening. Not to mention that it was pretty fun explaining to my parents who the big red devil man on my screen was. =P

Anyway, yeah, I just thought I'd do the typical fan email. It seems to be a customary gesture araaand these here parts, mmmyep. *spits into an invisible spitoon*

So yeah! There you have it. (Oh my god, she has it! EVERYBODY RUN! SHE HAS IT!)

-- Katie-Lou

 


I'm the geezer on the far left, in the striped jersey.Sorry about the lameness of the pic, my face is kinda muffled aswell.

Alrite Son, my name's Dennis Dennehy. I live in London, England, I've been a fan of your work for a LONG time, and I thought the flier campain was a Joker idea.

So I printed off the flier, then handed them out to some of my mates. We decided to give them out at this place called "Speakers Corner", which is in Central London. Speakers Corner is where people go up on these little stands, and express their views.

So when we got down there, I went up on the box. And started preaching Your word, the "Bob-Word", which is what me and my mates have come to call it. It just so happened I was standing next to one of those Religous nuts, he was going on about how fucking Great Jesus was.

So I started shouting over him, "God Is Fake!", "Worship Satan While You Can!".
I fucking tell you, this fucking nutter didn't like what I was fucking saying. So he turned to me and started going on about how I was gonna "Burn In Hell", and he'd "Kill My Cousins" fuck knows why...

Well i'm not one to take thearts of any kind, let alone against my family. So I clouted him, which got me in a heap of shit! Had to fucking spend a night in a bloddy cell. Oh well I got off pretty much Scott-Fucking-Free, it's a right laugh handing out your leaflets.

If you get around to reading this, I like it a hell of alot if you'd e-mail me your thoughts on this. Plus if you want me to send you pics of our over-seas campaign....

Cheers mate.
Dennis

I know Bob will never read this....

I know Bob will never read this. If you do you are one twisted freak.Teenagers look up to you and what do you think they will think that is right. As a mom of a teen your sick. All these kids look up to you and you and you are probably an old fart sitting at home doing not a damn thing. I will fight you to the death

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

Tell me this, what is it that I promote that you think is so wrong?

Bob

you would put womens clothes on a mans body ... kids have it hard enough these days with out  getting confused...

ok i saw the sight where you would put womens clothes on a mans body ... kids have it hard enough these days with out  getting confused... media tells them its ok to sleep with the members of their own sex... they shouldnt even be thinking about sleeping with anyone at a young age... i am not getting on to you really i just want you to think about what others might think and you put out there for everyone to see

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

you think this would be good for a 7 year old

Subject: Check out NormalBobSmith.com

NormalBobSmith.com .... and you think this would be good for a 7 year old to look at

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

i really dont think you live like this or dress like this from day to day

NormalBobSmith.com ............... that god ate your balls........ i really dont think you live like this or dress like this from day to day and you are looking for a normal friend.....you make money with this and for for goodness sake think about it

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

Whoa whoa whoa! In the beginning you said "teenagers" and now you're saying "7 year old?" What 7 year old is surfing the net unattended? And I have to admit that even if a 7 year old snuck in and discovered my site I don't think it'd stunt their growth or put them in a mental hospital!

Are you serious about teenagers being confused when they see a man in a woman's dress? Seriously!?!? You think they can't handle that? My god! Can you imagine sending a teenager out into today's world who couldn't handle seeing a man dressed like a woman? And it's a joke anyhow! I really can't believe that you're saying what you're saying.

I don't even know where to start with what you're suggesting!

Bob

this way of thinking is why kids and teens are so messed up.

this way of thinking is why kids and teens are so messed up. if we would all work together and be responsible they might have a chance..

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

What? Huh?!?! You think that our kids don't stand a chance because they get so confused when they see a man in women's clothes?

i am a single mom who works 2 jobs that one day i dont want to walk in and find him crazy

what the hell does that mean... ? your satan right lol........ you are saying this is the jerry falwell bible belt.... huh?. really thats not me i am just trying to raise a teen son the best way i know how. give me your im adress so we can chat now. and if you were not interested in what i had to say you would never write me back......... i am not a holy roller. i am a single mom who works 2 jobs that one day i dont want to walk in and find him crazy

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

i guess u dont need me as a friend

well thats good . all i was trying to get you to do was see my point of view    i guess u dont need me as a friend

Ilvmydoggies@aol.com

Listen, if your kid is so on the edge that seeing a drawing of a man dressed as a woman is what finally breaks him and makes him turn gay, or into a drug addict, or a weirdo, or whatever the hell you're talking about, then believe me, it wasn't the man in the dress that did it.

You know what you should do? If you're so worried about your son my suggestion is listening to what he has to say. Listen to his opinions and beliefs without telling him he's wrong or looking at him like he's a creep. And if it's as it sounds (that your son is raising himself) just make it abundantly clear that you love him and you're there for him no matter what. But trust me, the second he finds out that you won't love him if he's gay, weird or crazy, that's the blow that'll ruin him. Not my site.

And just between you and me I don't dress as Satan all the time. I do it for laughs. It's fun for me. I have pictures of me dressed normal on the site too. I just do the Satan thing to freak out wacky, superstitious Jesus-freaks in the South.

And last but not least. I have a great relationship with my folks, they love me and I'm making a good living on my own. And look here! A cowboy who loves me! But don't look at the top picture! It'll make you go coo-coo!

Bob

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