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Their letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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Hi Bob.

You should come to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, so we can play.

Tell me, if you will, have you ever visited South Louisiana? If so, you understand why your services are needed.

Do you see that face in the first attached photo? That's my face, Bob. My expression of sadness is due to being exiled from New Orleans to "Baton Rouge: A Drinking Town with a Football Problem."

*sigh* Do you see my plight?

Also attached, are photos of Pentecostals molesting "Free Speech Alley", which is an area hallowed by the gods of Louisiana State University to carry out all free speech... making. Unfortunately, people of this sort run rampant amongst the humid swampland that is South Louisiana.

but I digress, the point is, Keep up the good work...tiger.

Sincerely,
Erin Claire

 


Dear Bob,
 
    I must say you offend the Christians like none other my devilish friend. I applaud you for it. Un like my self I automatically offend them because I am a JEW!  But I don't have  much patience for them either. So i feel your pain when some Jesus Freak decides to try and be a missionary on the web.  I have become a fan of yours already. Keep the art goin, keep the hotties comin, and don't let those Jesus freaks keep you down.
 
Also I am an artist my self. I have loads of Ideas, some of which anti-jesus
 
much anti-Jesus Love
the little Jew that could
Sam Frankel


To the little jew that could,
As a Jew-lover, I was especially pleased to receive your fan letter. Just between you and me, I am often mistaken for a Jew. So, I relate to you and your wanting to take it out on Jesus. We are brothers in Jesus bashing!!! I will continue to deliver you the hotties and the christian hate. Keep going to my latest updates for more hate mail and super chics!
Your hero,
Bob

Jesus Christ really does love you and he has created you for a purpose, We’ll be praying for you as you seek that purpose.

Dear Bob,
My friends and I found your site both offensive and distasteful and we want you to know that we are praying for you. Seriously we are and we know that God does answer prayers so when the day comes that you believe we will welcome you in with open arms.
Have a wonderful Easter,
Maybe this Easter will be your time.
Jesus Christ really does love you and he has created you for a purpose, We’ll be praying for you as you seek that purpose.
Let us know if you have any questions.

Sara
Kirsten
Brad
sshamsho@calpoly.edu

 

I recognize you Satan, and I rebuke you in the name of Jesus, the name that is above every name, and I hand you over to His judgment.

I don't know who you are, but I want to tell you that the Bible is very clear about blasphemy against the Lord...there is no forgiveness...you may not care now, but I assure you that the day is coming when you are going to regret this piece of garbage that you posted...I recognize you Satan, and I rebuke you in the name of Jesus, the name that is above every name, and I hand you over to His judgment.

Grace, peace and much love...
Mitch Rose
wannatakeuhigher_higher@yahoo.com

Mitch,
Your rebuke totally didn't work. I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
Bob

 

Why... ?

Why are you doing this?

Nathan Erb
nerb.ny@gmail.com

Why, you ask?
That is a very interesting question. A question that I'd be more than happy to answer for you now.

Why? I'll tell you why. The reason why I am doing what I am doing is simple. Complete and utter annihilation of Jesus Christ, God and the Holy Spirit. Nothing less. No more written word, no more spirits in the heavens, no more heaven. No more Genesis. No more Revelation. Absolute dominance over all that is biblical, including Satan, Hell, Miraculous, Holy, God chosen, created and resurrected.

My game, the one that dresses up Jesus Christ, your God, I pray that it in itself brings all this and the Supreme Being to its knees before me, Normal Bob Smith.

I will succeed. There is no alternative. This fire has welled up inside of me for far too long and now He will pay. Him and His blessed Son will bow before me on Judgment day and declare me the absolute dominant force in the spanning Universe until the end of time.

Then, under my power, I will take over the leadership of the galaxies and make everyone bow before me, their new God. And host of JesusDressUp.com. Because I really think that'd bring a lot of traffic to the site.

Bob


 

I should remind you that Christianity is the only 'religion' where God makes the sacrifice on behalf of mankind.

Since it's Good Friday I thought I should remind you that Christianity is the only 'religion' where God makes the sacrifice on behalf of mankind. Just like when we were kids and we threw a rock through the neighbour's front window. Our Mom, Dad or both ended up paying the price for it.

Let Jesus pay for all of your broken windows Bob.

Art Burkart
aburkart@accesscomm.ca

Yes, but another interesting point to bring up is that Christianity is not the only religion that has turned out to be make-believe. That's a very important note to make when you're presenting the facts like that. In fact, it kinda changes the whole message in my opinion.

Bob

 

you fool - don't you know he's the one who created you and you should not mock him.

You should be ashamed of yourself - you fool - don't you know he's the one who created you and you should not mock him. I pray you will come to know him before you die.

Kwood1018@aol.com

Yes but the Frankenstein monster mocked Dr. Frankenstein and he was made by him.

 

are you even christian cause you can not call youre self one.

this website is horiible are you even christian cause you can not call youre self one.

Carissa Wahl
aviarahottie@yahoo.com

Carissa,
I officially call myself a Christian. I can do it.
Bob

 

You are the biggest gerk of alll!!!

You are the biggest gerk of alll!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!!!! Yuo are just so
meann You Jack to say and do something so rude about Jesus. You need respect for other peoples religon Butt Head

Steven Bays
sbyas1@cox.net

 

UNGODLY HUMOR... you will be accountable and stand before Him... He died for your sins... you take your life for granted.. you are in the prayers of many.

You mock Him now with your UNGODLY HUMOR....but be warned one day you will be accountable and stand before Him in judgement. He died for your sins as well as mine and you take your life for granted...you are in the prayers of many who care.

Karen A Murray
kamurray@charter.net

Karen,
Yes, I know. Thank you. Bye.

 

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