Hey everybody! I know it's been a long while since I've updated.
I went to see my family for a week, and I just got the new iMac
G5! It's both INCREDIBLE, and a bit of a pain in the ass. One of
the reasons I haven't updated is because I don't have the newest
version of Dreamweaver (MX) and I've been having trouble making
updates to the site because of it. Soon it'll all be back to normal
though. Please be patient.
people came through in record numbers the day after Thanksgiving
to buy your fridge
magnets! Thank you! Now's the time to get them if you want to
give them as gifts for Christmas!
see the new
shirts?!? Goddamn they're so fucking hot! And if you click on
the image at the top of this you'll see the newest one I'm about
to post up for sale. The Pray
for Satan's Salvation T. It's my favorite one so far. But I
love them all! The GOD IS FAKE one is gorgeous. Have you seen it?
promise you you won't find anything like it anywhere else. And they're
high quality shirts with a high quality screen print done directly
from my art files.
the Crucified Satan shirt is cool too. I hope you like them.
But these last several days have been madness. I'm just trying to
catch up on everything. I had to build this page of hate mail using
a previously written page, with an old version of Dreamweaver because
the new comp isn't letting me open Dreamweaver, and blah blah blah.
and the new computer lets me get back onto Yahoo Messenger, sn =
"NormalBobSmith" of course!
So if you're around and you see me I may take your IM if the motivation
is there. But I also reserve the right to save and post the chat
you might throw at me, so be prepared.
I just can't wait until it's all back to normal here. I've got a
lot of stuff to post. More Satan's Salvation, Amazing Strangers,
Love Diaries, and yes, more hate mail. Lots and lots of hate mail.
Thank God they never quit!
yeah, I think I'm coming down with Carpal Tunnel. Fuck.
reason I am writing is to explain why this site offends
Mr. Bob Smith,
I am not writing
you to tell what a bad person you are, or how that this site
will send you to hell. The reason I am writing is to explain
why this site offends me. And, I understand that you may
not care that I am offended. But, at least heard me out.
First of all the
site trivializes something that I find to be anything but,
trivial. It takes the crucifixion of Christ and makes it
"fun". To me the cross is anything but fun. The cross to
me is a horrible thing. Yes, I believe that through Jesus'
death on the cross I am able to find forgiveness and redemption,
and, I rejoice in that fact. But, the cross itself was an
instrument of pain. It is with solemn respect that I view
Second, it ridicules
the person of the cross. Jesus is someone that I love. He
is to me the reason for everything. I love Him, because He
loves me. He loves me so much He gave Himself for me. If
I were to design a website that featured pictures of your
mother or someone else you dearly love in such a way that
debases them I think you would be offended. And, you¹d have
the right to be. You love, or if your mother has passed away,
loved your mother. You would have the right tell me of your
feelings and ask me to take the site down. Mr. Smith that
is what I ask of you now. I understand this site is meant
to be humorous, but, to Christians it's not. So, considering
the feelings of those who find this offensive, please take
this site down.
Pastor Tad Mills
Grace Community Church
of course do not think that you're crazy, but you are. Blindly
accepting the idea that you're an eternal ghost inside of
a human body which can or cannot commit "sins" unto God, therefore
God had His human Son sacrificed to forgive those sins in
place of the baby sheep that were sacrificed before Him is
crazy. But that's just the groundwork for your craziness.
up is all the stories that follow in the bible. You know the
ones I speak of (the crazy ones). Stories that you say are
true because of a gut feeling or something. Stories that don't
make sense, and can easily be disproved by science or some
of the most basic logic.
this is not yet enough to make you totally crazy, in my opinion.
The thing that makes you so crazy is that you've dedicated
your life to this enormous fairy tale. A fairy tale as make-believe
as any wacky superstition, nursery rhyme or children's puppet
show. And you want to know what? Right now I can prove to
you that you're in fact this crazy person that I've just described
by asking you one simple question. A question that has both
a logically sane answer and a logically insane answer. Are
you ready? I hope so because here I go.
what you believe turned out to be a gargantuan hoax, an elaborate
fictional legend constructed centuries ago by superstitious
cavemen would you want to know? Would you want to know it
you have it, THE question. I'd love for you to elaborate on
whatever your answer my be.
Thank you in advance.
FOR HIS RESPONSE)