Spreading the Good News of "God is Fake!"
I thought I'd drop you another note of appreciation. That
hate mail never gets old!
found a way to better spread the Word of Bob! I get credit
card applications almost daily, even some for cards I already
have! I'm an avid conservationist, so the process of sorting,
tearing out fake cards and plastic windows, shredding, bagging
and recycling is a daily annoyance. Now
I save every business reply envelope and stuff them with your
tracts and dress
up flyers! The thought of these companies paying 37 cents
over and over to hear God is Fake makes it all worth while!
included this photo of my latest batch, ready to be mailed
and applied against the companies postage accounts!
letters will be in blue while mine
are in black and white.
and I just LOVE your site! Some of the fan mail and movie
reviews had us laughing, literally, to TEARS! There is nothing
like the feeling one gets watching the brainwashed masses get proverbially
slapped up aside the head with a healthy dose of REALITY!
to the fan mail rules, I have included pics of myself...do you think
I can be an honorary member of the
unholy army of catholic school girls? I am always up for a good
spanking, and to top it off, I am a RAVING bisexual! (Oh damn, I
will probably burn in hell for that too, won't I?).
Jesus Christ! Thank you Jane! wow... too bad you got a husband.
I'd like to slap that ass!
I'm gonna have Unholy Army t-shirts soon. Then you'll be a memeber.
pix. Love that ass in that skirt. Sigh*
Ha! I just may need a good spanking...I just re-read my email to
you; apparently I didn't proof-read close enough and stated your
FAN MAIL had us laughing our asses off, instead of HATE MAIL...whoops!
have my hubby take me over his knee in your honor! Although he may
just let you take me over your knee anyways...
way, I thought "Normal Bob" already has a girlfriend...is that not
Fw: Creationists shoot themselves in the foot again
read every page on your site, and continue to do so--let us say
'religiously'--and you do great work. I thought you'd find the irony
noted below amusing.. At
find details and photos of the progress of a reconstruction of Noah's
Ark, which is "being constructed to the original specifications"
in Frostburg, Maryland.
such wonderfully biblical details as:
over 3000 tons of cement have been poured to support this structure"
cement pillars, 34 sway-brace pillars..."
reinforcement rod was needed..."
next step of construction involves the outside shell or steel superstructure..."
was made of gopherwood, nor how they expect that this was done with
crude hand tools and carpentry. Presumably, Noah was a dab hand
at whipping up steel reinforcement rods. Oh, wait-- I guess that
should be bronze. Unmentioned in the Bible are the five bulldozers
used to dig the foundations, which, since this Ark, like the original,
must have to support itself on land, where it was built.
think that maybe they're only using heavy equipment because they
lack the time to do it the way Noah did, one might note that ground
was broken on the project in 1976.
no word on how they're going to get all those animals inside, but
based on this, it may involve freeze-drying...
Jesus died lik he did so u didnt hav 2...it is not a game
not a joke nothing 2 b playin around with jesus (the man u
made fun of here) loves you no matter how much u make fun
of him he is disappointed in you...when u die u will hav 2
face HIM and tell him wat u did 2 him on earth until then
ill b prayin for you a chirstian TEENAGER!
Gee, you're a teenager?
I never would have guessed from such a well written complaint
letter. I figured you to be some kind of grammar scholar or
brain surgeon or something. Teenager? Wow. I better listen
to what you got to say because you sound very intelligent.
Now what were you
you want me to get the government involed because I WILL!!
wat i was sayin
praytel was u sir are making fun of someone who does nothing
but love you! I can not believe someone would have the nerve
to do something like making such a tragic DEATH a joke! Please
please take that part of your website off or I WILL start
a potition! if we can not display our 10 commandments publicly
YOU will not be able to make fun of my lord and savior!! now
do you want me to get the government involed because I WILL!!
I am sorry about my "over reacting" but i feel strongly about
this issue now god bless you and hav a good day
Well Daddy's Baby,
you're probably not going to be too happy with what I'm about
to say but, there's no way in hell I'm taking my site down
just 'cause some teenage girl told me to. Can you imagine
how pathetic that'd make me?
In fact, I have
to tell you, I want the Federal Government to get involved.
I beg you to start your "potition" and do everything in your
power to bring me down. May I suggest something else? Call
the news! I promise you, if they did a story on my site, millions
would rise up and get me shut down. No question about it.
Here is their contact info: http://www.cnn.com/feedback/
Tell them you're
a disgruntled teenage girl.
That should do it.
not mean 4 u 2 get mad man i not no how 2 get the news
involved it ok.....
ha u thought i
was serious i jkin u im sry i not mean 4 u 2 get mad man i
not no how 2 get the news involved it ok.....
Did I sound mad?
I actually wanted you to get the government involved. I wasn't
mad at all, I was hopeful and excited!
Rats. Now I'm disappointed.
You suck, DaddysBaby.
got my "click" count by going to your website
Subject: Just want
to say how sorry I am that I checked out your website.
I didn't want you
to think that just because you got my "click" count by going
to your website that I found it amusing.
to me. It's the "click counts" that I care about! Thanks!
Bitch azz white
Is that slang for
cant handlee the fac t that jesus wuz black, so you make
fun of him.
You iz a dumb
white bastard making fun of God & jesus. You cant handlee
the fac t that jesus wuz black, so you make fun of him.
Wow, you've got
to be the worst speller I've ever seen. Did you ever get any
kind of education? Is that why you believe in bible stories?
Because you're stupid?
worry about ma spellin biotch... you iz racist
dun worry about
ma spellin biotch, worry about yo azz when you go to hell
you white devil bitch, you make fun of jesus cuz you know
he wuz really a black man and you cant take it. you iz racist
jesus was black
makin fun of jesus
on tha cross is racist, jesus was black
Everyone who worships
a white Jesus is a racist?
when people say egyptians was not black....cos they racist
and cant handle tha truth
Everyone kno jesus
waz black, he born in jerusalem an that is africa, itz like
when people say egyptians was not black....cos they racist
and cant handle tha truth
Yeah, I hear what
you're sain'. But what I'm asking is if every person who worships
the white Jesus, are they racists too? Please tell.
die die die die
die white muthafucka
Now who's the racist?
I'm looking in your direction, Darren.
jesus wuz black
and santa wuz black, you white biotch, white people are scum,
they hav done or gav e nothin to this world.
Yay! Santa was
black! You must be proud. What about the Easter Bunny? Was
he black too?
White people gave
you da tooth fairy you racist beeotch! An im gonna make a
mint wen I hand him all yor teeth pussy face!
greek learnt everythin from africa, so did da romans.
Blacks are superior
Black people are
tha best race on earth, first civiliazations, tha greek learnt
everythin from africa, so did da romans. Blacks are superior
And you called
me the racist?
Personally I think it's fun how dumb you're being.
one good thing tha white race has dun fo this world
name one good thing
tha white race has dun fo this world, blacks did everythin,
you bitch you need crucifyin so you can feel how black
jesus felt on tha cross.
i hate thiz place. Full of racists, and then they peoples
who say america is da best country in tha world, when it was
built on black slavery, george washington waz a slave owner
an he woud'nt of won tha so called "revolution" if it wazn't
fo black slaves fightin for him, oh yea an tha french. and
what did blacks get for it? nothin till 70 years. even afta
da civil war blacks was treated like shyt, even 2day. fuck
you bitch you need crucifyin so you can feel how black jesus
felt on tha cross.
Is this really
all about Jesus being black? Are you telling me that if I
made the Jesus on Jesus Dress Up black you'd be happier? It
seems to me like you should be pleased; all of us whites fighting
over our white god on the cross. I mean, why do you even care
who we're worshipping? You should be so happy we're worshipping
the the wrong color god 'cause then we'll go to hell for worshipping
the false god.
"Wah wah wah
wah! My god's skin is black! I'm black! I'm so smart because
I put importance on skin color just like white people do!
Wah wah wah!" (lot's of crying sounds).
think you made all this death threat bullshit up.
I think you
made all this death threat bullshit up.
I read that Chick's info on that link you posted. She seems
way to dumb to even be real. I must say bob, I am dissappointed.
I have always enjoyed reading your site. The way you like
to play with people's heads is fascinating to me. But Faking
a death threat? Bob, I believe you've reached a new low.
Wait, now I'm confused.
You've always enjoyed my site, but you describe my latest
actions as reaching a new low? So you're saying you've always
enjoyed the other lows I've reached, but this new one is too
Yes, I made it
up. Everyone knows that no Christian would ever send out a
bogus death threat out to a stranger anonymously. I had to
make it up. Why did I fake a death threat and then make it
so it was a bogus death threat? I'm not sure, seeing as how
I'd get more attention if I kept it real and pretended that
I really was being hunted. Now THAT would have gotten me attention!
Drat. I should
have done that.
Hey, how did you figure out it was fake?
faith, then there's bieng illogical, then there's just
plain bieng a retard.
The info on the
girl you posted just made her sound way to dumb to ever be
real, also is http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
another one of your creations. I was looking at the links
at the bottom of your page, and this one just seemed a little......
um.... familiar. It some of the arguments presented on that
page were in the same tone as some of the arguments posted
on your page. Only in reverse. Does that make any sense?
Not trying to be
an asshole, I just can't tell if that site is a joke or if
people are actually dumb enough to think the world is only
4,000 years old, or that neanderthals were just really old
people. Speaking to that point. If the world is only four
thousand years old and people used to live well into their
eight-hundreds, as stated by biblical creationists on that
site. then how do you account for the hundreds of generations
painstakingly written out in their precious old testament.
It just dosen't add up. There's faith, then there's bieng
illogical, then there's just plain bieng a retard.
Parker, I promise
you that there really are people who believe all that stuff.
For real. That's why I leave their email addresses at the
bottom of each letter. Then you can email them yourself and
see that they are for real (I promise you that I have never
made up any letter in the hate mail section and pretended
it was real. That wouldn't be any fun for me at all.
I enjoy doing my
site because it's all real. I also can assure you that I did
not make or have anything to do with objective.jesussave.us
site. That's someone else's site whom I do not know and they
wrote all that stuff about me of their own free will, believe
it or not.
You can believe
whatever you want to believe but I promise that I've never
posted a letter that I knew to be bogus. Those death threat
letters were posted as they came into me from a stranger and
posted as they happened.
the sake of mankind, Parker, they are just plain being retarded.
just wanted to ask if you are a religous man
I just wanted to
ask if you are a religous man, like catholics or christians.
You're asking if
I'm Catholics or Christians? I'm neither. I'm Atheists.