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Subject:
Re: Sperm Boy
Huh...
Aaaaaaaalright dude. Whatīs up with all this Sperm Boy thing-a-ding
you have going on? I mean, itīs funny! But
that last one? That was creepy... Just say it man!! Admit
it! Youīre fucking in love with Sperm Boy! You think heīs Spermilicious!
tss tss You sick bastard...
Oh and
stop only choosing the moronic hate mail. Not that they arenīt all
morons, but iīm sure there are people who write hate mail to you
who donīt write their entire mail content in CAPS and with an abusive
use of!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ????????????? and write stuff like "wats
ur problem!!! pplz r religous n pplz dunt agree wut u@!!!!!!!!!!!
so if i were u id take dat off!!!!!!!!!!"
Iīm actually
almost certain this are mostly people who are taking a piss out
of all this. No. I refuse to believe that there are people as moronic
as that. So huh... bubye and huh punk sucks. *boing*
Nuno
Santana.
Fuck
you! You don't even know a goddamn thing about our relationship!
Fuck you! And don't you question my feelings for him! Fuck every
other part of your email.... you have no right to judge my feelings...
or Sperm Boy's!
You
know, it's people like you that know nothing of the true meaning
of existence and what's important in life. You want all of your
romances served up on a TV tray and your loveless lives drowned
out by that sonic light of a digitized screen. If you knew anything
about us you'd see quite plainly that there has never been a love
more pure than ours.... you fuck face!
And
who cares what you want? No one. That's who! You probably want some
boring relationship with some limbed person who wears regular hats
(or no hat at all, hahahahaha!) and speaks the same language as
you do! Such a pitiful bore you are. No wonder you've got complaints
about my site, it's got interesting content and cool things....
unlike YOUR LIFE!
You
will never see my secret basement. I am sorry. Even if you crawled
up to me on bloody stubs and begged to see it I would never let
you down there. I'd just let you bleed to death and I'd laugh at
you for even attempting to seek a perfection as pure as the boy
you know as Sperm. No one will ever take me away from him. Not even
any law enforcement agency... or the National Guard even!
You
have nothing... and without me you wouldn't even have air.
I
AM AIR.
Sincerely,
Air
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| “As
a Christian, it seems sort of derogatory to post Christ
up with a pair of briefs only to play "dress up".” |
Could you please
email me and explain how you got this idea. As a Christian,
it seems sort of derogatory to post Christ up with a pair
of briefs only to play "dress up". Maybe there is a deeper
meaning, and I am not knocking this website just yet. If possible,
could you please help me understand, because at this point
it seems as though you meant to be shamless in your portrayal
of Christ.
Dorin Keith
dorinkeith@hotmail.com
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Sure Dorin, I have
no problem with giving you a further explanation of my dress
up page.
You see, Christ
is not really God. Many people don't know that! They think
that Christ (who was a man) is the person who made the universe,
saved mankind from (get this) burning hell fire (he he), and
lives up in heaven where we will one day join Him and His
Almighty Father. Seriously! And I'm talkin', grown adults
who believe in His super powers, talking donkeys and even
the devil himself! It's crazy!
So, needless to
say, I just had to make a dress up page of this fellow (Jesus)
to show everybody that there are still a few sane members
of society out here who don't fall to their knees and start
licking the feet of the first person who everyone claims is
God.
So, yeah, that's
part of the reason I made the dress up page of Jesus Christ.
The other reason is because it's hilarious! Don't you think?
I mean, have you tried Him out in the tu tu yet? Fantastic.
Bob
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| “i
am a christian, and so what you said would of course offend
me” |
is it possible
that maybe He is real? and lets just say that this whole "thing"
about this "christ" man is real, then what do you suppose
can happen- anything. i am a christian, and so what you said
would of course offend me, and i dont really know if you meant
to or not, but in this world, you are at least partially responsible
for being respectful to others. i am not going to start those
silly protests and the like because i think it is totally
ridiculous, however, i think you should thoughtfully consider
the impact your page may have on others.
maybe your denial
of christ has to do with some fear of your own. and if you
dont believe in the existence of christ, then why would you
even pay enough attention to post a page to those who do kiss
his feet? just a questioin of thought, and feel free to email
me back.
Dorin Keith
dorinkeith@hotmail.com
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What if it's possibly
all for real? Well, good golly Dorin, then what a kooky, topsy-turvy
miracle-a-minute world we live in, huh? My favorite part is
when the donkey said: "Haven't I been a good donkey?"
Numbers 22:27
Hahahaha!
Wow, you're really
one of those people who believes all that stuff? What's it
like? I mean, do you think that there weren't any dinosaurs
and Adam and Eve had a conversation with a snake and they
lived to be 900 years old? Yeah, maybe it's all real Dorin!
Gosh, that could quite possibly be an option! No really, I
think that Jesus is looking down on us right now and crying
because we're doubting His really true stories! Honest!
Yes, I really fear
it, that's why mock it. That makes perfect sense. And my plan
is to try and defeat the God of the Universe with my web page
because I think that's a foreseeable conclusion.... Him being
God and me being a little man that he created.
Dorin, maybe you
should go back to the 3rd grade and listen a little harder
during science class. A donkey cannot talk. Did you know that?
Well, it's true. No donkey has ever spoken a word of English
(or Hebrew). And if it hurts people's feelings when I say
that then maybe they need to grow up too? Don't ya think?
"Is it possible
that maybe He is real?"
Hahaha! That's the best one yet Dorin! Hahahahaha!
Are you emailing me from a mental facility?
Bob
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| “the
idea of a god, is not just a belief that donkeys talk” |
actually, lots
of christians believe lots of things based on whatever their
story is. i believe that there were dinasours, and the theory
of evolution, i dont dispute. i really believe in all that
"stuff", and dont take me for trying to proselytze. i really
want to know what goes on in a true unbelievers head, and
at least give good facts.
the wonder of religion,
is faith. that faith that is unseen and trust in something
that knows more than our puny human brains can contain. the
idea of a god, is not just a belief that donkeys talk, but
the understanding that there is something out there which
knows more than all the smartest humans have discovered. from
what i can gather, you are a very literal person, who takes
the facts for face value, and nothing that you can feel or
see or hear cant be real. for the most part, i am in agreeance
with you- that which cant be sensed, cannot be real. i guess
the experience of Christ has to be personal. if god is god,
he can use anything, be it a donkey or a bush. that is the
point of a creator. logistically speaking, if something is
made by a specific maker, could it not do anything it wants
with its product?
and no, i havent
written from a mental facility!:) write back if you have the
time.
Dorin Keith
dorinkeith@hotmail.com
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Wow! You ARE serious!
Unbelievable! Talking donkeys and the works! Yeah, I suppose
when you're dealing with the creator of the universe anything
is possible!
You seem to believe
in everything! That must be exciting! But it really doesn't
say much for your beliefs now does it? I mean, saying that
you believe in everything. How does anyone take you seriously
about anything?
And you believe
in Adam and Eve, AND the dinosaurs? Did they live side by
side together on earth or did God just fit the dinosaurs (invention
to extinction) in between the third and fifth day right before
He made man? I'm always fascinated by how you people work
it all out in your head so that it makes any kind of sense.
But I am also feeling
a bit guilty. Before I was just joking about you being in
a mental institution. I didn't realize that you were probably
just a little kid. I picked up on that because of the talking
donkeys. If you're like 7 years old it's still okay to believe
in all that Bible junk. It's kinda cute actually.
My apologies about
the name calling. I thought you were a grown up.
Thank you for the email.
Jesus still loves you Dorin.
Buh bye sweetie.
Bob
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| “Are
you rejecting the existence of Jesus Christ entirely?
Or do you just despise this man?” |
Subject: hahahaha
hilarious..
I was just wondering..
Are you rejecting the existence of Jesus Christ entirely?
Or do you just despise this man? It is clear that sometime
in the course of history, a man who was of royal descent(from
the House of David) called Jesus had lived on this earth and
had preached about love and forgiveness.
Although it is
very true that the folly of the Roman Catholic Church had
distorted the historical truth and made a good man a "God"
and thus, an object of worship, I do not think it is very
appropriate to degrade an immensely influential historical
figure in such a way you do on your website. This, in my opinion,
is just like degrading Mahatma Ghandi for no apparent reason.
I think it would
be wiser and more apropos to poke fun out of the Catholic
Church for their "creation" of the Bible...(in the Council
of Niceas)...and wielding so much power unto people... and
also of course, Protestant churches for their stupidity to
take it as granted and distorting it even more..(read Luther
and Calvin) Leave the poor Jesus Christ alone. What you are
doing is very unconvincing..and childlike.. Gather some more
historical background..
and please do keep
in mind that Christians refer to both Catholics and Protestants..
and what you call "Christians" are termed Protestants.. and
more specifically, the followers of the Lutheran Church who
had emphasis on faith alone..and not of works.. In other words,
I appreciate your skills in playing with HTML, but I think
you're just as fucking dumb as those blind Christians.. sigh..the
ignorance..
TJ
krsoneone@hotmail.com .
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I'm gathering here
that you're trying to separate Jesus Christ from religion,
and somehow suggesting that this is what people are supposed
to do? Sure, Jesus was portrayed as heroic, pure, good, influential
and, quite honestly, perfect. But that does not mean that
the stories are true. Now, I would not jump to such a conclusion
if they hadn't also included magical powers, "Son of God"
label and an ability to rise from the dead and float upwards
into the sky without wings or any hoisting mechanism to speak
of.
TJ, you do not
have to respect every perfect fictional character thought
up by man, especially if in return you're also expected to
worship Him and follow the rules written in a book about Him.
Fuck the Catholic church. Anybody claiming to have a God for
you to worship is a fool, and it's the gods that need to be
brought back down to earth, where they've always been.
I am sure Jesus
Christ would be more than happy to see His image brought back
down to reality and torn to shreds in a public forum. He hates
lies as much as you do TJ. You'd better get your shit together
and realize that these men never wanted this to happen to
them, but it has... and it is not respectful to their names
to support a lie. That's exactly what you'd be doing if you
pussy-foot around the miracles and outdated commandments.
Your ignorance
is feeding on a sympathy for someone who was a really nice
guy.
It's a religion now.
Be very afraid you tiny pea.
Bob
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