now for some anger...
found your site by accident a few months ago, and ever since
that I cannot get to work without opening up your site, and
whishing Jesus a good morning... :-)
site is original, funny and updates regularly (I know how
hard it is because I run the website for the company I work
in...), and I just wanted to tell you that there are five
girls (In particular, of course...) here in Israel that greatly
appreciate your work.
Bob, are most certainly worth a good laugh, and that's more
than we can say for the rest of this dull world... :-).
you from the bottom of our hearts,
Etty & the gang
Their emails will be in blue
while mine are in black and white.
saw some quotes on there from the Bible and there is cussing in some
of the writing from some guy on there...i am really confused. Thank
you very much. BYE...WHAT IS HATE MAIL? ..::**::..Emalee..::**::..
is this site for? I mean gosh...Im confused.... please e-mail
me back and let me know what all this is for.
is my site and that guy is me. I'm just being silly, and I cuss
sometimes when I joke.
Mail is something I receive from people who want to complain to
me about my site even though they don't pay for it or have to come
to it or anything! Those people are stupid people.
old are you? This site might be too mature for you Emalee.
you for your email.
17 years old. It's not too mature for me. I usally understand
everything I do or read. I am a very smart person.
would you set up a site like that? All that would do for me would
P*** me off. Do you like that stuff? That would do nuthing but make
me mad!!!!! I guess "angry" ppl get on yer website and take out
all thier anger on your site right?!? I mean in a way it DOES help
ppl out. If they have problems at home, school, or anywhere else
they take it out on your site. It does help. I was just confused
because I didnt go to the WHOLE site. It just popped up on my screen.
So I clicked the link to see it.
your the guy that has the confederate battle flag behind you?!?
I do appreciate the return e-mail. Thanks!!!!
you're not at my site? Yeah, I bet that's it.
am not the guy with the confederate flag. I am the person
dressed up as Satan, with the red face and horns in the tuxedo.
your site..how would i have gotten your e-mail addy? It's gotta
be your site. Because it reads "Hate Mail" and your name is
all over the page.
huh? There's no picture of me in front of a confederate flag.
I'm not a racist, I'm just a Jesus basher.
I'd like to see the picture of me you're talking about. If there's
a picture of me in front of a confederate flag I need to fix it.
for the picture.
seem like you're a lot younger than you actually are.
I know your not racial. I can see that clearly. But, what is Jesus
Bashing? I will visit your site again soon. Jus to see what it's
all about. Keep the e-mails coming! I get on every night to read
your e-mails. Thanks! Emalee
yw for the pic...it's my E-mail signatures...I usually jus e-mail
folks I know. Haha!
had 2 very funny e-mails I just finished reading. I will cut and
paste them here. I still cannot stop laughing!
an asshole thats mest up
still teach stuff anymore?
sick and will go to hell thay say every nee will bow and every
tong will convess and you will burn
yuu ar veri smard tu kwote thet konfesseeng tongs skripter
I wil bern 4 shur
very good. You're not confused anymore then right? You understand
what the site is for and what is "HATE MAIL"?
Yes, I understand now, what "HATE MAIL" is. It's soOo funny.
I just read them to laugh.
did you do to the people who e-mail you that stuff to make them
so pissed off at you?!? How'd they find your site? I think that
if people DO NOT like your site...they should keep thier mouth shut
and keep surfing. But, without them...there would be no HATE MAIL!
Right? and that wouldnt be a good thing! HAHA! ~Emalee
am so happy Emalee that you see now. You see? You see? All that
I did was dress up like the devil. It was a joke and now they
all hate me.
hope that you're not still pissed at me too like you were when you
said: "Why would you
set up a site like that? All that would do for me would P*** me
off. Do you like that stuff? That would do nuthing but make me mad!!!!!"
were once so so angry at me. I think now we both understand. Am
NOOOOO HAHA I wasnt pissed off at you...you misunderstood me!!!
was talking about the feedback from the people who wouldn't like
my site! I'm sorry that you thought that I was mad at you!
you did was dress up as a devil, and people automatically thought
you was a "DEVIL WORSHIPER"? That's just STUPID! I outta put me
up a site of me dressed up like Mortita from the Adam's Family and
HOPE somebody says somthing about my site that would offend me.
Freedom of speech, it works both ways.
visited your site again lastnight. I had me a couple good laughs
at some of the freaks that leave you those e-mails and shyt. What
a buncha idiots...I feel sorry for them. They need to find something
else better to do with thier lives then humiliate themselves on
the internet. It's jus ridiculous. ~Emalee
so you're saying that the whole time you understood the website
and you were only complaining about the people who wrote me
mean, your first email said to me: "What is
this site for? I mean gosh...Im confused....please e-mail me back
and let me know what all this is for. I saw some quotes on there
from the Bible and there is cussing in some of the writing from
some guy on there...i am really confused. Thank you very much. BYE...WHAT
IS HATE MAIL? ..::**::..Emalee..::**::.."
you signed it with your name and everything! I'm thinking that now
I don't understand and I'm confused.
email me back and let me know what this is for.
I DID misunderstand the site at first. But I understood after
you wrote me the 1st e-mail. Just the people that complained
about the site would have pissed me off...thats all.
swear to you, this following email is just how I received it. My response
is just how he received his too.
Church That Feels Like Home!
look to me like a skinny fag who is angry at the world
for making your life so miserable
Subject: BURN IN
I stumbled onto
your website while doing research on Atheism, and I have to
say; I will not pray for you like others because I feel sorry
for you; I will pray you get what is coming to you when your
time to leave this world comes. Although I can not say what
GOD has in store for you, I do hope it is something along
the line of BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.
I once thought
I was Atheist when I was young because my Father told me I
was. As I became an adult, had children and experienced LIFE,
I realized GOD does exist. If you do not believe in GOD, then
why do you bash him? You look to me like a skinny fag who
is angry at the world for making your life so miserable, and
this is your way of expressing your anger. I do not think
you should be anything else other than what you are. I am
not religoius, I rarely prey, I do however have faith something
greater than ourselves does exist, because unlike you, Bob,
when I die, I expect to have everlasting love and peace.
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are naked having sex with your mother
Subject: Fuck you
WE wish bob smith
a abnormal new year. suck your site and your family. Suck
your country. Suck you mother and father. Suck your balls.
Suck your family. Suck your wife. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck
you, Fuck you, Fuck you,
You are naked having
sex with your mother
LOve your father
it's all your own opinions and beliefs, based on your
own life experience and misfortunes.
normal bob. Unfortunately it's all your own opinions and beliefs,
based on your own life experience and misfortunes. . . Unfortunately
there are many people who will sway in their faith because
of your site...but God is bigger than that, and your site.
I'm sorry to hear
of what you've been through in your life that got you to this
point. I will point out that if that's the God that you see
through your eyes and heart.... then you never knew the God
that I know.
But can you imagine
how lame it'd be if it were all based on someone else's opinions
and beliefs? Someone else's life experiences and misfortunes?
A whole life revolving around some stranger's life? My god,
what a cop out! Ignoring your own logic and judgment for anothers?
What a blind, lazy fake that person would be!
Oh, wait. Sorry
'bout that David. Nothin' personal.
don't have to imagine how "lame" it'd be.
I don't have to
imagine how "lame" it'd be. Right now, I am living my life
for Jesus. Let me tell you, it surely isn't lame. I have not
been a Christian my whole life, and I absolutely have more
life, and more doors being open to me weekly, even daily.
Opportunities that I never thought I would have.
Evolution can not
be proved, creationism is just as easy to believe. The resurrection
of Christ, and of his life, can logically be accounted for.
For each creation, there is a creator. Just as surely as someone
made the shirt on your back, there was a creator who made
the first human, the first tree, the first ant, bird, you
name it, He made it.
I am open to being
wrong, I am tested in my faith constantly. I listen to what
people have to say on the other side of this argument. Then
If I haven't already noticed the lifelessness inside of that
person, I do, I will... There is nothing greater than serving
something greater than yourself.
Have you ever thought,
what if you ARE wrong. At least if I'm wrong, there won't
be hell to pay.
What is it exactly
that has turned you off from Christianity? Is it those radical
fundamentalist, the fakes, the hypocrites, the religiousness
that surrounds the church, or is it your own personal resentment
that you hold againts God?
It would be interesting
Thanks for listening,
David, they've really done a number on you. Everything you say
is backwards! You see, evolution makes sense. It makes sense
that our planet has been around for millions and millions of
years. Life has continued to change and adapt over that time
and even the subtle changes we witness in our lifetime are evidences
of evolution. The reason that the Theory Of Evolution exists
is because of the substantial proof.
of Christ cannot be logically accounted for. Who told you
that it could be? A man supposedly died, then rose from the
dead days later and ascended into the sky. That defies logic
David. Christ, what planet are you from? I agree that for
each creation there is a creator, but we are not creations,
just as you'd argue that your god isn't a creation. Despite
what you're thinking, it is possible for things to come
into existence without the hands of a living being making
it happen. The wind blows on no ones schedule.
David, what turned
me off from Christianity, the God's honest truth, was the
very real belief that God is imaginary. He's been made up
in your head to account for your rewards and pray to for your
guilt. All of those reasons you listed (hypocrites, radicals,
fakes, etc.) play no part in my belief that He does not exist.
Those are just the things I enjoy making fun of.
I believe that
lazy minds can only comprehend such complicated things (like
human beings, planets, birds, ants & television sets) being
brought into existence through miracles and magic, when in
all actuality there are very reasonable, believable steps
those things took to get where they are today. Anyone willing
to put some thought into it will see the value in that process
and gain from knowing how they really came about.
And finally, I
have to disagree when you state that "there is nothing greater
than serving something greater than yourself". This is only
the ideal for someone who can't or doesn't want to make their
own decisions. Being a servant is not a high goal to achieve.
It does not serve your own well being, and failing your own
well being makes you less of a contributor to everybody/thing
else. It's true! Putting an invisible man as a priority over
yourself and others is not in your best interest (especially
if that invisible man doesn't exist, which is the case with
most invisible men).
If I am wrong I
assure you that the next most probable finally won't be everlasting
life in either heaven or hell fire. We're far more likely
to wake up on a spaceship with Applewhite and those Heaven's
Gate weirdoes kickin' ourselves for being so blind!
people like you who are promoters of mass destruction.
can i ask you a
question? why dress up an image of Jesus of all things and
why ruin Christmas? what type of message are you sending to
young children. Its people like you who are promoters of mass
destruction. i reckon you should make up another dress up
ting but leave Jesus out of it.
Do you really believe
that my Jesus Dress Up game promotes mass destruction? Tell
me more of this theory of yours!
I hope that the
massage I'm sending is: "Jesus is just another make-believe
character thought up by mankind, that no human being is God,
and believing that He is starts you off in the wrong direction,
putting faith before logic and fantasy before reality."
But in all actually
I think the message most people walk away with is "Jesus looks
funny in a Santa hat".
Oh well. Either