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Happy
Halloween Everybody!
I'd
like to wish you and your loved ones the warmest holiday wishes
on Satan's birthday.
Their
emails will be in blue while
mine are in black and white.
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An
email from a guy who doesn't approve of the toy I'm selling.
(No, that's not a picture of him.)
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Subject: Halloween
dress-up Jesus
"Normal"
bob smith:
I
am certainly not what you would call a religious finatic.
I have my own beliefs, which I prefer to keep to myself, and
that is all that really matters as far as I am concerned.
Because of this, I usually do not care one way or another
about sites such as yours.
However,
I do find your Jesus
dress-up magnets rather offensive. I am sure for those
that are really into religion, they are probably extremely
appalled by your lack of respect for Jesus. And for those
that are atheists, since they do not believe in Jesus anyway,
I'm sure this site has absolutely no interest to them either.
Since they don't believe in Jesus, heaven, hell, etc., I'm
sure they would prefer to dress up a Barbie doll as opposed
to Jesus. Therefore, the only people I see that would have
any desire to purchase such an item, would be those that actually
believe in Jesus, but for some sadistic reason wish to make
fun of his crucifixion.
I
guess none of us will really know if God will find any humor
in any of this until the time comes when we die and find out
what might actually exist in the "hereafter". All I can say
is best of luck to you.
Bainsmenagerie@aol.com
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I hadn't actually thought of this, but you're right, although,
I know some people have purchased the magnets simply because
Jesus is kind of popular now. It looks "cool" to buy it i.e.
"Hey, look at my new black leather jacket, and this wax
skull candle on my coffee table. Oh, and I got the new Jesus
Dress Up fridge magnets for my refrigerator!"
No
deep personal meaning. Just for fun.
There
have also been some people who bought them because they think
the belief is a funny thing. Like pokin' fun at crazy people.
They're kind of kitchy too. That gets a lot of people.
You'd
be surprised how many have just had the whole crucifix image
played out and now they're completely desensitized to it,
to the point of enjoying it in a fridge magnet type game.
Even religious folks!
Either
way, unless they're like some superstitious wacko, no one's
really thinkin it through to such a degree like you're doin'.
It's a silly little game for your kids.
They're
selling like crazy so I'm not too worried, but thanks for
the good wishes.
Bob
PS.
The Barbie Dress Up is a great idea! But Mattel has that whole
line tied up in red tape. There's no copyright on Jesus. Works
out good for me in that regard too. Free recognisablility!
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hope your heart will talk to you and will see how wrong
this is.. |
Subject: sick
How dare you disrespect
jesus like this on your site. I was just appaled at this and
to think that kid's are able to attain your site, you should
feel ashamed. I am so sick by what I saw.... I hope your heart
will talk to you and will see how wrong this is..
rothsch
cats585542000@netscape.net
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| I
accidentally hit your site through a googlesearch for
resorts..??? |
Hello Bob,
I accidentally
hit your site through a googlesearch for resorts..??? And
I'm belwildered by normal bob smith.
Really Bob, what
makes you tick? Why spend your time deriding other peoples
beliefs? Do you have another site dedicated to what you believe
in? Or, is this it. Are you the totality of what you're not?
I don't believe
that.
Your site is dedicated
to knocking the 4,000 year old Faith that has saved millions
of lives, held great societies together and given meaning
to an otherwise ordinary existence for the human race.
The Christian Faith
is powerful thing which is why you are drawn to it. Everyone
at some point will struggle with their Faith. People tend
to deny and crucify what we don't understand or what bothers
our conscience. But you have to dig a little deeper, Bob.
If you really search for Christ, you will find that he has
never forgotten about you and he will never hurt you as maybe
people have. He will always love you.
Dan Arcand
theform@mail.com
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It's hard to explain,
but I'll try to Dan. There seems to be some strange other
dimensional force (one much greater than I) drawing me to
it. It's been a real struggle... so hard to figure out the
truth.
I say out loud
that I believe the dinosaurs existed, we evolved over millions
and millions of years, and religion is nothing more than a
superstitious fantasy dreamt up by primitive self-righteous
men with hairy necks, but deep down inside I know that it
all began with Adam and Eve, and the sin we commit is the
reason there's bad weather.
Atheism isn't any
kind of belief. It's a front for those of us who the idea
of paradise doesn't appeal to. We pretend to believe in things
that can be proven, scientific explanations, and logical reasons,
but those things are all meaningless compared to the obvious
magic all around us and the love that pours down from another
dimension onto us all.
Sometimes I feel
loneliness or guilt or hurt and those feelings need instant
gratification... but there's no one immediately available
like I want to relieve me of those bad feelings. Hell, I'd
believe anything to dodge having to deal with those bad feelings.
What makes me tick
you ask?
Maybe, just maybe, it is Jesus Christ Himself looking down
from the heavens, chuckling because He foresees a greater
adventure that lay ahead for me down that less traveled path...
the one I have yet to embark upon.
But for now it's
all just for the pussy.
Bob
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will burn veeeeeeeery long ;) |
Hope God has a
sence of humor
othervise.... u will burn veeeeeeeery long ;)
Alex Scherbina
shura@ecoland.kiev.ua
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Wouldn't it be
great if our sense of humor turned out to be superior to God's?
Now that would be funny!
...well, to me
at least.
Bob
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i first saw this i was horrified and then i thought oh
well who ever made this WILL be in front of Jesus himself
one day and know without a doubt that he is lord!!!!! |
Subject: what are
u thinking?
well i guess its
nice to make fun of people, the world we live in today says
its okay to mock what u dont understand or care about. when
i first saw this i was horrified and then i thought oh well
who ever made this WILL be in front of Jesus himself one day
and know without a doubt that he is lord!!!!! and i bet you'd
wish you never made this site when that happens!! good luck
you'll need it!!!! HAHAHA
OC44@aol.com
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The world we live
in today also says it's okay to mock that which is preposterous
and silly. But that's okay, after reading your email I just
thought to myself, "Oh well, whoever wrote this to me will
be rolling around naked in their own feces crying tears of
heartache, while I on the other hand will be in a three piece
suit rolling around in piles of whipped cream laughing tears
of joy."
And I bet you'll wish you'd never written this letter when
that happens!!!!
Good luck!!!!!!!!
You're the one who's going to need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob
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can never be absolutely sure that we are not in a dream. |
Dear Bob,
My only question
is this: "You say that you 'simply wanted to know the truth'
so you added up all you knew and came to the conclusion that
God doesn't exist." Okay, that's fine if you hold the belief
that God does not exist. But truthfully, your arguments don't
work one way or another. You neither prove that God exists
or that God doesn't exist.
Your arguments:
"1) I've never felt God. Many times I'd searched but I never
felt anything that couldn't otherwise be attributed to my
brain, the weather, heartburn, etc...
2) I've never seen
any evidence of God. You may tell me that it is all around.
That is a storybook answer. Another vague / useless answer
that could explain any numbers of beliefs. It was the lack
of explanations that probably started the doubt.
3) I have seen
in my life how often stories are distorted, embellished, made
up and/or stretched. Much of the time it isn't to deceive,
it's simply gullible ears and anxious mouths. It's a logical
and probable explanation for the Bible and it's many incredible
tales."
Number 1, if you
look closely then you can see that technically you have never
felt anything in your life. Your "feelings" are technically
just ideas in your mind. Therefore you have had ideas of feelings,
but you have never actually felt them because they are just
ideas.
On number 2 I would
have to agree. God cannot be proven from what is around us.
Have you ever examined the dream argument? Well here it is
in simplicity: Humans can never be absolutely sure that we
are not in a dream. You have to admit that you can think of
a time when a dream tricked your mind into believing it was
reality. Since it is impossible to distinguish between dreaming
and sleeping it is impossible to say that there is any real
world. All external and material world objects are just images
of our brain.
And Number 3 isn't
a good argument at all. Just because some people can embelish
stories does not mean that there is no truth to something.
It also doesn't mean that there is any truth to it.
If you have not
already assumed, I hold a view of a Philosophical Agnostic.
In case you are unfamiliar with this term, a Philosophical
Agnostic is a person who believes that there are no good arguments
proving that God exists or that God does not exist. I believe
that it is up to each person to decide for themselves if there
is a God. If you are going to choose to not believe in a God
though, I would suggest that you at least come up with a logical
and well defended proof for that belief. Saying that "I've
never felt God" just doesn't cut it. Oh , and you also use
defenses like "it's written in the Bible somewhere". Somewhere
isn't exactly a good word to use when basing a belief off
the Bible. And truthfully, the Bible was written by man, so
therefore it could contain errors even though it is defined
as the word of God. The men who wrote parts of the Bible could
have mistaken parts of their Divine inspiration, or they may
have also been flat out crazy. Either way, try not to use
the Bible to justify any beliefs because it doesn't work well.
I have no problem
with your beliefs or website. In fact, I found it humorous.
All I ask of you is that you use more concrete proofs to prove
that God does not exist. I also understand that from the small
portion of the website I looked at I probably did not find
your entire view on why God does not exist. I feel confident
though in assuming that you never used any arguments that
strayed much farther from those 3 listed above. And, as I
have shown, you have not proved anything except for the fact
that you cannot prove anything concerning God. Email me back
with a more detailed reason of why you don't believe in God.
I would find it highly interesting.
Have a wonderful
day/night depending on when or if you read this.
Kyle written in the Christian bible somewhere
Kyle Fleege
shaggy627@yahoo.com
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Kyle, the difference
between a dream and reality is- in your dreams those other
people don't think for themselves. Do you think for yourself
Kyle? Unfortunately it appears that you do. I suggest trying
the "Pinch me" test. It's a scientific procedure that dates
back to the Mo, Larry & Curly years. It was developed for
people just like you.
Technically we
don't feel anything? And your argument is that because the
brain is involved with the "feeling process" they can no longer
be considered feelings? Technically?!
You know Kyle,
perhaps we are all living the complex, long ass coma-dream
of a mad genius and we are unable to feel beyond the thoughts
in our head, hopelessly searching for answers without any
tools we can trust... not even our own logic.
Today you've made
Philosophical Agnostic Idiot's all over the world proud.
Have a wonderful
reality / imaginary depending on what you're on when you're
reading this.
Bob
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DARE YOU DO THAT TO POOR SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: Your Website
OH MY SWEET LORD
IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO POOR SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS
IS NOT EXCEPTIONAL , NO WHERE CLOSE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rhonda Weeks
rhondaweeks@earthlink.net
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I'm guessing I
ain't gonna get $15.99
out of ya for the fridge magnets.
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