I told you lately that I love you?
true! It took 8 months for me to get my magnets produced
(for what I was told would be 8 weeks) , and out of the 400+ people
that ordered during that time only 2 of you asked for your money
back. Your trust in me is appreciated and hasn't gone unnoticed.
Now, every order has been shipped and any orders made will be sent
out the very next day.
you know of any stores in your area that might carry my Jesus
Dress Up fridge magnets please email me their contact information
and I'll do the best I can to get them on their shelves.
to show my gratitude here are more sarcastic replies to the people
who don't like my site.
emails will be in blue while mine
are in black and white.
a Philadelphia Police Officer and I just wanted to drop you
a line and tell you how unbelievably hysterical myself and the
other guys down at the station find you.
During a recent roll-call
visit from our illustrious Police Clergy, I accidentally let a 'God
is Fake' slip out during his bible thumping. As you can imagine,
mad-cap antics ensued. When asked how I could make such 'outrageous
comments', I replied with 'Normal Bob Smith told me'. Imagine my
surprise when the clergy rep blurted out 'Not him!' before storming
out of the room. I guess your reputation has even slipped into the
seamy underbelly of the PPD clergy! Well thanks for the laughs and
good luck with the magnets. If baking soda cant keep my milk fresh,
surely Jesus can, right?
Eric, I love this letter! That really happened? Do you think
members of the clergy actually KNOW who I am?
wonderful! And thanks for the plug. Is there any chance I could
have a picture to go with this email when I post it?
Bob, Yeah, I'm afraid it really did happen ;-).Judging by
the pained look on the pastor's face when I said your name,
I'm positive he mustve heard of you.
clergy is one of the many programs that I still cant believe exists
in this day and age. While I'm all for there being programs out
there that give my fellow officers comfort in times of need (and
a good deal of our officers are what I guess you could deem 'spiritual'),
the fact that they push them on us unsolicitated is uncalled for.
Hearing about the wonders of one Jesus H. Christ without first seeking
them is unconstitutional as far as I'm concerned. I guess the department's
stance is 'to hell with all Jews, Muslims, Buddihsts, Agnostics,
Atheists, etc--youre onboard with Beardo or tough!'. While I'd love
to send you a picture to post w/ the email, one, I dont have one,
and two, per departmental guidelines, I cant. Many of our officers
have been fired for writing into newspapers, magazines, etc, just
stating their opinions. The PPD's take is we cant use our position
in anyway that may bring negative attention to the department as
a whole. Therefore, whenever I write opinion pieces to the paper
(which is quite often), I usually just make up a name. As much as
I hate to ask you to do it, id appreciate it when and if you post
my first letter, youd just use my first name. It's not that I'm
afraid to speak my mind, but it is against our guidelines and I
could be fired for it. Being as I'm married with a baby on the way,
I kinda need the Job ;-). In any event, sorry about the lengthy
e-mail, and I'd like to thank you again for speaking the truth,
and giving a voice to those of us who arent able to use their own.
Not all cops are close-minded 'pigs' trying to keep society down.
Your humor has gotten a lot of us through some hard times, which
is more than I could ever say for religion. Thanks again and keep
up the good work!
you do insert a picture, I've always been partial to Barney Fife,
and if thats too cliche, then 'Re-Run' from "Whats Happening?" would
is not only sick, but it is really stupid.
To Bob Smith,
(or whatever your name is)
You really should
be ashamed of yourself! This is not only sick, but it is really
stupid. You must have a thing against Christianity or something.
You really are in need of prayers. For your next project,
why don't you come out with a Buddha or Muhammad plaything!
Buddha or Mohammed
playthings? Nah. I've researched it and there just isn't as
much to gain financially off of those fellas. You see, I'm
lookin' to make a profit here Derwin, and when you're livin'
in the States like I am there simply isn't anybody as big
Thanks for trying
to help out though. Your suggestions are always welcome.
should be ashamed of yourself.
This site is very
offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Explain to me why
Because you don't
understand that He loves you.
Would you consider
the suggestion that maybe I don't think that He exists therefore
any love He may have for me is "invalid"?
belief or disbelief does not change His love for you.
your belief or disbelief does not change His love for you.
Just curious--do you think the bible is a book of fiction?
I think that the
parts that sound like fiction are fiction. Keep in mind that
back in the olden days news was broadcast by word of mouth
and gossip. "Hearsay" is what today's judicial system refers
to it as, and "hearsay" isn't considered very reliable by
parts sound like fiction to you?
What about eye
witness accounts--aren't they considered realiable? For example
eye witness accounts of the resurrection. What parts sound
like fiction to you?
When I say "parts
that sound like fiction" I am talking about the miracles,
magic, dragons, giants, unicorns, talking animals (& plants),
spirits, demons, angels, eternal paradise, everlasting hell
fire, a god spreading love across the universe, and of course
the resurrection of god-man who floated up into the heavens
without His feet touching the ground.
Oh yeah, and the
adorable satyrs; half boy/half goat characters who dance in
the forests with cloven hooves (Isaiah 13:21 -King James Version).
Those parts sound
like fiction to me (eye witnesses or no eye witnesses).
is the purpose of our existance here on earth?
Could you tell
me, what is the purpose of our existance here on earth? For
every living thing and even the existance of the earth, planets
and universe not a mere coincidence, i think.
I am guessing that without God you see no other meaning to
You don't think
that life is an enjoyable, adventurous learning experience
on its own?
You don't believe that living simply for the purpose of LIVING
People aren't a good enough reason to wake up every morning
and hope for the next day?
Are you saying that if there isn't a God then we are purposeless?
It sounds to me
like if you didn't have a God, doing it for yourself wouldn't
be reason enough. Am I correct?
Living life is
reason enough, and it's far more productive than turning it
all over to somebody you're worshipping.
arent you afraid? Im serious, what are you thinking, for
Hey you better
take your site off. Thats making fun of Jesus. How arent you
afraid? Im serious, what are you thinking, for what reason?
May God have mercy on you.
What reason? I've
got a DAMN good reason! You can bet your ass on that! I'm
just having trouble remembering it right now, dammit. It's
on the tip of my tongue! There's an "s" in it.
Christ, this always
happens to me when it's something important. I promise that
it's more than just makin' fun of Him, for sure. There's like
a wholesome reason too. It just escapes me at the moment.
I'm gonna go flip
through a Bible and see if it comes to me. I'll let you know.