But whoever speaks abusively against or maliciously misrepresents
the Holy Spirit can NEVER get forgiveness, but is guilty
of and is in the grasp of an everlasting trespass.
accross the true test of conviction
thanks to another hate mailer. Would you pass the test?
your Holy Spirit blasphemy... if you dare!
emails will be in blue while mine
are in black and white.
asked you to blaspheme the Holy Spirit and blaspheme it you did!
Here are some letters that I received from atheists who've dared
to test their convictions!
I just thought that you might be interested in finding out
that Jesus and the Holy Spirit were caught getting drunk off
all the church wine and committing acts of sodomy on each
other involving studded leather garments and whips. I have
enclosed an exclusive photo. Who would have thought the Holy
Spirit was a cross dresser? Not I!
There's my bit
of holy spirit blasphemy. all you need is an alley and a can
of spray paint to keep you laughing for hours.
apologize for my lack of artistic ability.
& Stitches, Meghan Cora
Subject: Getting the goat of the Holy Ghost.
Dear Mr Smith.
have it on good authority that this Holy Spirit, AKA Holy
Ghost, AKA Mr. Heeby Jeeby of no fixed address has, on more
than one occasion, been caught defecating in the baptismal
fonts of churches that practice infant baptizing. It has also
recently come to light that he is wanted in several countries
in connection with certain unusual substances found it communion
wine of both Catholic and Protestant churches. These substances
include but are not limited to the following:
urine, LSD, red ink, laxatives, pepper sauce
this qualify me for blasphemer? Am I now going to hell even
if I repent? Will murderers and child molesters who repent
go to heaven and wave at me as I suffer below them in hell?
Oh well. I didn't want to hang out with those sleazy, last
minute holy rollers for all eternity anyway.
I didn't attach a photo as I wish to protect some of my more
religious relatives from the knowledge that I am going to
Holy Spirit is an ass-mongering space monkey. The Holy Spirit
is the ever-tacky residue on the cinema floor.
It is tight Guess jeans on a fat chick. The Holy Spirit is
yesterdayıs Grape Nuts crusted on the rim of the bowl. Speaking
of rims, the Holy Spirit is the ruddy red rim of an incontinent
dog. The Holy Spirit can eat the peanuts out of my shit. If
the Holy Spirit were a shoe and I were a sock, I would never
wash myself so the Spirit would stink too. I want to teach
the Holy Spirit to run with scissors. Actually, I went to
school with the Holy Spirit and he was always picked last
for dodge ball. You suck, Holy Spirit! You suck dick behind
the church for crack rocks. Whatıs that you say? I canıt understand
you with your mouth all full of DICK.
Holy Spirit! I did your Mom!
you in Hell
Spirit © Anja Gawlik 2003
in hell! ;) Anja
truth about the holey spirit
happen to know the holey spirit quite well as he used to be
my next door neighbour. I know for a fact that he is into
beastiality as I caught him fucking one of the neighbourhood
cats in the back alley. I called the SPCA on him but every
time they came around he made himself invisible [damn smartass
I also loaned him my hedge trimmers which he never returned.
On several occasions I witnessed him stoned out of his mind,
stumbling around naked in his back yard. Nobody in the neighbourhood
could stand him which is why he earned the nickname "assholey
not the greatest drawings in the world, but you get the idea
Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit have my permission to
bow down in unison and lick my asshole after I take a shit,
so as to spare me the cost of toilet paper.
Scriptures say that blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
will not be forgiven.
I truly hope this
is just a sad joke, for your sake. If you truly do not respect
Jesus, you can still be forgiven. However, if you disrepect
the Holy Spirit, that is a different matter. The Scriptures
say that blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven.
I would recommend that you rethink your spiritual beliefs
and pray for forgiveness, but if you will not, at least steer
clear of you remarks regarding the Holy Spirit, you don't
get an "oops" for that one.
May the Lord forgive
Michael A Hasamear
right Mike. Mark 3:29 claims it to be the one unforgivable
Hmmmmm, this really
puts me in an interesting position. You see, if I were a TRUE
atheist I should have no problem blaspheming the Holy Spirit
thus committing that unforgivable sin, right? I mean, it's
the true test of my beliefs. The only question is do I have
what it takes? Is my faith in atheism secure enough where
if I am wrong I would guarantee everlasting hell fire after
I die... no take backs?
I mean, I suppose
all I'd have to do is say something like: "The Holy Spirit
is a pansy-ass messiah-wannabe!" and that'd be blasphemous
enough to do it, don't ya think?
Or I could draw
a picture of The Holy Spirit wearing a pretty sun dress while
admitting to sinful sex acts. That'd do it I bet. Oh my god!
What if I were to spread a rumor around town like, hey! I
heard that The Holy Spirit likes to lick dog balls, or something
of that nature? Wow, that'd really get me into some hot water!
You know Mike,
I can't do it. It just isn't worth the risk. Thanks for the
But you know, I
did hear that he does like to do that with the dog balls.
haven't done anything that's too bad for God not to accept
you into his kingdom.
"see i lay in zion
a stone that causes men to stumble, and a rock that makes
them fall, and the one who trusts in him will never be put
to shame." Romans 9:12
Bob, God will not
be mocked for long. If you will repent and receive Jesus as
your Lord you will expierence true freedom like you've never
known. I was once a degenerate scrub like you (no disrespect
intended), my life is not a walk in the park everyday....i
have my trials and struggles just like you, but the difference
between you and i is inner peace and joy. i have it and you
don't. but you can have it if you want. You haven't done anything
that's too bad for God not to accept you into his kingdom.
write me back if you want to discuss it (please forgive my
puntuation etc. it's late & i'm lazy).
Uh oh Jay, you're
not gonna like this. I'm afraid that I HAVE done something
too bad for God to accept.
A couple weeks
ago I made some off color remarks regarding the Holy Spirit
and um, well we all know about Mark 3:29. Yeah, I know. Big
"OOPS!" over here!
It was really pretty
innocent actually. I just told a friend of mine that the Holy
Spirit was a lying douchebag, and um, I may have mentioned
something about how it likes to dry hump house pets while
the owners are out of town. That's it, I swear!
Oh! And I think
I said something a few days ago about that scumbag spirit
and the forty bucks he still owes me, but I don't remember
exactly. I was pretty drunk.
So I guess that
settles it huh?
the Holy Spirit is not an 'it
First of all the
only thing you can do that's too bad for God to accept according
to scripture is reject his son as your savior before death.
You are quite right ( your theology that is ) that blaspheming
the Holy Spirit is something that would lead to eternal damnation.
However if you repent and ask Jesus Christ to forgive you
and to be your lord and savior, even that sin can be forgiven.
There is only one caveat, you must do it before death. After
death is too late. Think about it. Jesus describes Hell as
weeping and gnashing of teeth........forever. Dosen't sound
like something I want to participate in. Bob if you're right
( your atheist stand ) you'll live out your life, eventually
die and go to sleep. But if I'm right ( christian stand )
you'll live out your life, eventually die and suffer forever.............FOREVER.
Now I'm not a betting man to be sure, but unless I'm missing
something that's not a very good bet.
Bob, the Holy Spirit
is not an "it" , he is a person the one Jesus Christ that
you mock 24-7. Don't you see he loved (and loves) you so much
he willingly suffered on the cross so that you could have
peace with God if you so choose.
Bob your too intelligent
not to see that. You cold turn all that talent you now use
to blaspheme Christ into a tool to give him glory. Bob we
will all bend the proverbial knee to Jesus Christ at some
point, either in this life or after (when it's too late).
Accept him as your Lord before it's too late.
No no no! Haven't
you read the Bible? According to scripture (Mark 3:29) blaspheming
the Holy Spirit is the one unforgivable sin. No matter how
you read that passage it can not be translated any other way!
"But people who
say wrong things against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven.
A person who does that will be punished for ever."
NEVER! Never ever
EVER! Holy fucking Spirit that's harsh! Oops! I did it again.
I mean really, you're more likely to catch the Holy Spirit
shovin' gerbils up its butt than you are to see me ever get
forgiven. I mean, ak! I have to stop using the Holy Spirit
as the subject of my analogies! Oh what do I care. Seems now
I can commit any sin and I'll still get the exact same eternity
in hell either way. Neat! So I guess everyone can stop prayin'
Gosh, the meaning
of life is so kooky.
ARE CAUSING OTHERS TO SIN... INCLUDING ALL THE LITTLE
CHILDREN... THEY ARE INISINT IN THE LORD JESUS EYES.
I seen your thing
here on the christain site and i am sorry to say but YOU ARE
WRONG FOR DOING THIS AND DISRESPECTING THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY,THE
SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO GOD AND BE SAVED.JESUS
IS THE LIGHT AND THE KING OF LOVE.I KNOW HE IS REAL BECAUSE
HE HAS SHOWN ME PROFF.NOONE IN THIS WORLD CAN SHOW ME WHAT
GOD HAS SHOWN ME.HE IS REAL.AND SO VERY LOVING.HE CAN FORGIVE
YOU.REPENT SIR TO JESUS.LET YOUR PROBLEM BE KNOWN TO HIM.HE
KNOWS YOU BETTER THEN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.THIS CAN BE TURNED
AROUND IF YOU WOULD JUST TRUST ON JESUS AND NOT BY YOUR OWN
PLEASE TAKE THIS
WEBSITE OFF. YOU ARE CAUSING OTHERS TO SIN WITH YOU AND PUTTING
DOWN GOD. THIS IS THE ENDDING OF TIME. HE WILL COME SOON.AND
THERE WILL BE MANY PEOPLE GONE INCLUDING ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN
WHETHER THEY HAVE BEEN SAVED OR NOT THEY WILL ALL GO BECAUSE
THEY ARE INISINT IN THE LORD JESUS EYES. DO ME A FAVOR WATCH
THE 700 CLUB FOR A WEEK. IT IS ON THE FOX CHANNEL. IT STARTS
ABOUT 1 PM.WATCH IT FOR A WEEK. ALSO LISTEN TO 88.5 FM RADIO
STATION OR 89.3 FOR A WEEK.THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL CHANGE
YOUR LIFE FOR EVER IN A GOOD WAY, I PROMISE YOU...........
FROM ONE WHO BELEIVES
AND LOVES THE LORD JESUS CHRIST THE SAVIOR OF OUR SOUL.........
A while back I
made a mistake. I blasphemed the Holy Spirit. In a drunken
rage I called the Holy Spirit every name in the book. It was
an ugly scene. The next morning my buddy informed me of Mark
3:29 and how the act of blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable
(no exceptions), eternal hell no matter how much I beg. There's
no denying the passage, and I simply have to admit to fucking
up... big time.
With that said,
I've decided I've got nothin to lose now. I get the same eternal
hell no matter what I do. Hell, I could rape a nun and the
price I'd pay would still be the same! Ha ha, funny huh?
Anyways, what I've
chosen to do is corrupt the "inisint" children. I figure-
hell, might as well start when they're young, then when they
grow up they'll be brainwashed by my lies and useful soldiers
in my evil scheme.
I ain't gonna listen
to any of those religious shows you suggested. Don't forget,
I'm knowingly being evil. So, yeah.
Thanks for the
email Sam, but you're about a week too late.
is not going to condemn you for all eternity for mistakingly
saying something when you were drunk
i saw your website,and
well frankly you don't know what that sin is it is not a statement
from your mouth or written or a picture,theologins have struggled
with the meaning of that sin for centuries.but if you read
the text where the Lord Jesus warned the Jews about it they
were denying the work He was doing(he being the holy spirit)and
the work the Holy Spirit does in this age or i should say
the purpose He has in this age on earth is to convict men
of sin and to convince them they need Christ as savior.if
you reject Christ then you are rejecting the Holy Spirit to
come in to you and to be born again. so if you do not have
Christ you have no forgiveness of sin and thus have no hope
of forgiveness.that is the unforgivable sin i believe.
God is not going
to condemn you for all eternity for mistakingly saying something
when you were drunk and barely in control of what you were
saying. so if you truly desire to be saved you can Heb7;25
says therefor he is also able to save to the uttermost those
who come to God through him, sinc he always lives to make
intercession for them.(NKJV)you can be saved right now if
you will confess to God you are a sinner and trust in what
Christ did on the cross for your sins.
Hello Rav! Let
there be no doubt that, along with cursing out the Holy spirit
whilst in a drunken stupor, I have also wholly and completely
rejected the Holy Spirit as it exists on every level possible
(including the reject-christ-therefore-reject-spirit analogy
I say these things
of sound mind and I hope that this will end the hope in converting
me into the bizarre and confused belief system that is your
And to further
establish my position on the matter I have included another
drawing (done by me) of the Holy Spirit with a penis, testicles
and pleasure trail. Okay? Sheeeesh!