is a great place to waste time, and somehow your personal stories
and dedication to making a complete farce of organised religion
(which really does that to itself, anyway) always make me feel less
pathetic. And for this, I thank you! Oh i have attached a couple
pics, although I am nowhere near as photogenic OR interesting as
your other 'lets be alternative type' fans.
catholic schoolgirls rock!
keep it up
to destruct u from what ever u r doing ..... but i would love to
see what this is all about. love the drowings and cartoons they
r really funny hope i cant draw that well some day .......
for the record im not sucking up !!! lol im usually nice when im
in a good mood .
im bored and would like to chat... thx for reading this e-mail :)
I really like this site.. It's fuckin hillarious! Well anyways,
I couldn't agree more. I can live my own goddamn life!!! Well I'll
be back don't worry.. If not, I'm probably playing all
of the dress up games lol
Bob, Let me begin by saying that I am a Christian and I do believe
in Jesus, however I love your site. Although my belief in Jesus
often fills me with guilt as put a happy
Easter Bunny suit on him, I don't stop. Reading your witty remarks
to hate mail seem to make my monotonous day go by just a little
quicker. Personally, I have sent a link to your site to everyone
I know. All of my "Christian" friends feel the same, guilt topped
with simple pleasure. We know it's so wrong, but it feels so right.
I feel that anyone who becomes offended by this site and takes the
time to email you needs to find a hobby. If you don't like something,
don't look at it. Unless their eyes are glued open and someone is
holding a gun to their head forcing them to dress Jesus up, their
whining bitches who are contradicting themselves by trying to impose
their opinions on you. Honestly, your opinion is quit logically
and ha! s made me take a second look at my beliefs. Thank you for
the countless hours of joy you've added to my day.
I discovered your website a week or so ago and I have been visiting
it everyday since then. Which is a suprise to me because there are
very few sites on the internet worth going back to. Your comic is
great! I love the way you made Jesus act like a baby, but that's
just the side of me that wants to slap weak guys around... Excuse
I can't think of anything else to say other than I love your website.
is America and one thing that makes it so great is freedom of fucking
speech, so kudos man for making this website. Although I don't agree
with some of the things you are saying I understand that that's
your opinion and it's not going to make you go to hell or some shit
b/c frankly, who the hell knows? for all we know we must just simply
die ya know? well anyways keep pissing off Holy Rollers!! lol
with the proliferation of "christians" who can't differentiate between
"your" and "you're"?
your site. it just cracks me up. thanks and keep up the good work!
intelligent, but not as intelligent as you think you are.
Creative, but not that creative. Full of love, but not
God. Full of hate, but not satan. You're just another
intelligent creative man who does the best he can do to
go as hard against his version of God as he can.
I hope you read
this. I'm writing you not because I hate you, or because I
love you, or because I think you should change your "evil"
ways. Instead, my reason for this email is because after reading
and laughing at most of your website (because there's just
too much stuff to see it all) I see that you're clearly confused.
However, I must
complement you. You're intelligent, but not as intelligent
as you think you are. Creative, but not that creative. Full
of love, but not God. Full of hate, but not satan. You're
just another intelligent creative man who does the best he
can do to go as hard against his version of God as he can.
But that this is the point, you only go against your version
of God with this site, you don't mock Jesus Christ or the
Bible or Christianity or anything else. Anything else but
your own misconstrued version of God, Christ, satan, the Bible,
and Christianity. And in a way, you only mock yourself, which
is cool if you are down with that, I mean it is funny.
I personally find
most of your work exceptionally intelligent and comical. Now
what troubles me though (oh boy, here come my motives), is
that I believe there are people (lol, "lost souls")
out there who will view your thoughts and ideas as fact. They'll
believe it when you tell them that you once followed and believed
in the Lord Jesus Christ, when in fact, if what you write
on your site is true, you never really loved God or His Word
and you never really loved yourself or any of Christ's friends
in the way which He teaches or intended. I would like it if
you would admit how silly your site really is, and how lame
it is that you take advantage of people with lies like you
do. I mean the absolute most hysterical part about your site,
is that you sell things to people I don't know if anyone
actually buys the stuff, but that's a terribly sad statement
about you and them if they do.
You see, I don't
find your work offensive, or worthy of hate, rather I just
see a big giant lie and a joke. But either way it is more
of a blasphemous joke than an innocent one. Biblically, historically,
"loveically" your site totally misses the point
of the Bible and Jesus and everything having to do with Christianity,
and none of the things you say on it are even close to truth.
Your sketches of Jesus and satan talking are the furthest
off because Jesus would never say the things you have him
saying and satan wouldn't say the things you have him saying
I think you believe
you are less narrow minded than a Christian believer, however,
the truth is that you are the most narrow minded and by dwelling
only on what you want to believe to be true you've only gone
one-eighty in the opposite direction of where you wanted to
end up. As for all the times you mock prayer and forgiveness,
man, you totally get it wrong there as well. Christ died and
forgiveness happened, you don't have to pray for forgiveness
and Christ doesn't pray for peoples' forgiveness. One accepts
Christ's death on the cross and succumbs to the fact that
God is above them and does love them and then that's it they
are free. Free from sin, from hate, from worry, from doubt,
from pain, from suffering, from death. They don't have to
pray for material things, or forgiveness, rather accept Christ
and just be thankful and ask to see the perfect Will of God
daily, and to be able to do His Will and love everyone (even
But now by writing
this e-mail I have done exactly what you wanted me to. Or
so you think. You got me to say things that make me sound
like a big Christian jerk, a know it all, sound like a stuck
up idiot --- you got me to tell you that you're wrong (oh
no, not that, I must be an evil Christian now), but the fact
is you need to be told youčre wrong, but that even though
you're wrong it's okay because youčre just a human and don't
have enough power to change the fate of the planet or anything
on it (although it does seem you like to think you do, that
you can dissuade people from God does make me laugh, cause
you simply arenčt that great). You also think you got me to
take your site seriously and actually have it weigh on my
thoughts and heart, but I assure you that after I've written
this e-mail, if you do not write back or if the ideas of your
site never grace my eyes or ears again I will never be paused/slowed
by or waste another moment with it.
Finally, it's not
that what I'm saying here is right and what you're saying
on your site is wrong, it's that what the Bible teaches isn't
the same stuff you're making fun of. Perhaps you're totally
right about what God and satan are, and that atheism is the
shizniz but don't misconstrue the Bible or the idea of Jesus
Christ with your ideas anylonger. Because I know that all
I can do is share the truth with you, whether you accept it
or not, that's yours to be troubled by, not mine. I do have
hope for you and your obvious talent and mind and heart but
sometimes things just aren't His Will, and if that's so, then
it'll be all good. Whatever you do with this email and my
thoughts will be all good. Whether you put me on your list
of Special People (which I can't imagine I've written anything
worthy of that) or on fan mail or hate mail or do nothing
at all with it, will be all good. Cause the endings are all
I only hope that
you read it. I hope again that you understand (whether I wandered
off this point in my long email, forgive me if I did, I have
tendency to do that) I don't wish to change your beliefs,
just that you would not continue to put down your ideas and
say they are at all accurate descriptions of Christ or Christianity
or Satan. (It would also be right for you to stop claiming
to have at one time been Christian cause your stated past
beliefs don't match up to what it means to be a believer,
follower, and friend of Christ.) Because you claim to love
people and love your fans and people who view your site, but
how can you truly love them if you continue to mislead and
lie to them. That's all, keep up the creativity, and keep
trying to be intelligent and different (even though that just
makes you the same sometimes).
peace, Big P (i
mean if you get to use an alias, why not me)
ps1, calling someone
a confused liar isn't the same as judging them, or hating
ps2, I was serious about the creativity part except I'm concerned
you may be losing that, ie:
Up is offensive."
I respect your ability in art/pc skills, but feel that your
Jesus Dress Up is offensive. CowboyPhan@aol.com
Oh go ass-fuck
a rodeo clown you faggot cowboy fuck.
- I mean that wasn't
even like decently creative or intelligent
You, Paul, have
missed the joke. Somehow, somewhere along the way of my site
you fell under the impression that I am bitter towards Jesus
& God and this site of mine is my interpretation of who I
think they really are.
I completely understand
that the Bible portrays a very different Christ, one far from
the clumsy, babbling, crybaby tool I've portrayed in my comic.
That Paul is the joke. The joke is that the Bible tells the
tale of arguably the greatest man whoever lived, and I've
made Him a stooge. Get it?
I'm an atheist
Paul. There is no God. Jesus isn't God, heaven is a fairy
tale, hell is the threat, sin is the guilt and you are the
pawn. I promise you that I am not lying when I say I once
believed. I prayed to God. I loved Jesus, I feared Hell and
I looked forward to Heaven. I think that the proof of my belief
is staring you right in the face. Why else would I have so
much to say on the subject other than the fact that a large
chuck of my life was spent believing it? Trust me Paul, if
I hadn't once been emotionally tied to the subject I would
not be so enthusiastic some 3 years later.
The website you
see before you is my biggest accomplishment ever, and I am
proud of it. Very proud. Everything on my site I give away
because I love it all that much. I sell only one item, The
Jesus Dress Up fridge magnets, and for those I
hope to make a bundle! I am so proud of them too! It's a unique,
high quality item that people have been requesting for years!
And it's gonna further my cause even more. I see it as the
next level in devaluing Christ and everything He stands for.
I think it will make people feel a little better about leaving
it all in the stone age. It may not change minds but it'll
introduce an option that wasn't there before. Another option
that people can mock God with. And they'll tell two friends,
and they'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends,
and so on.
I am narrow minded
in that I will never believe it again. I've crossed over Paul
and my eyes are wide open until the day I die.
I may be losing
my talent or getting less creative (I don't think so though)
but either way, even when it does start to wane I see no reason
to stop or panic. I'll always do the best I can and I'll love
every second of it. Hell, I still go back and laugh at what
I've done years ago and yesterday.
And finally I love
that you were not amused by my reply to CowboyPhan.
That told me all I needed to know about you. I still read
that one and choke. You see, the funny part is that after
117 pages of hate mail one guy writes a passive letter complimenting
my art and pc skills but simply disagrees with Jesus Dress
Up. Which I retort with "Go ass fuck a rodeo clown you faggot
Oh well, maybe you have to hear the way I read it.
apologies then for wasting our time
that's cool, i
get what you're sayin and i guess i did miss a lot of what
the joke was but still think lots of what i said was valid,
and all apologies then for wasting our time, as for the joke
i didnt say i didnt think it wasn't funny, i just thought
it was weak cheap and easy...take it easy man
Wait! That's it?
You call me a liar, confused, losing my creativity, a joke,
and you're just gonna leave it at; "that's cool, i get what
you're sayin' and i guess i did miss a lot of what the joke
was but still think lots of what i said was valid!?!?!?"
Of course it was
cheap and easy! That's the friggin' joke Paul! Did you read
his letter again? Do you even care?
You sent me a 1200
word thesis on what a fraud I am and you think "sorry" is
gonna cut it with me? I lugged through that horribly long
and dull email you wrote and gave a retort to every inquiry
and all I get in return is "all apologies then for wasting
What about your
flaws and your idiot beliefs? Why don't you make me laugh
for once? Say something interesting and funny for God's sake!
Quit making me read these stale words you apologize for later!
You are a gargantuan annoyance and I am going to expose you
to the WORLD!!!!!!!!!
Hey, can I have
a picture of you to go with your letter?
YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
NOW YOU KNOW HOW
IT FEELS...bark if you want to but it wont change anything
Wait, you're telling
me that now I know how it feels to be told I'm losing my creativity
and apologized to? I simply want to understand what it is
you're trying to say here.
Are you trying
to make a point that this is how it feels to have someone
take back what they say and miss the joke, or did you just
write that last email to sound clever? Or maybe you're saying
that now I know how it feels to have people make me read their
words? Is that the lesson you're telling me to learn?
because that last email sounded like you were trying to be
clever... and failing.