Hate Mail-o-rama
And some courageous letters of absolute undeniable Christian "love".

Their emails will be in blue while mine are in black and white.

I've been consumed these last few months designing the new "Find the Best Sunglasses for Bob Dress Up!!!!" and finally it is finished!.


My personal favorite

The concept is that you're trying to pick out the pair of sunglasses that makes me look best. That's really about it. Yup. So go there and tell me what you think the best pair is.

Here's tons more fan mail (pictures included) of people who worship me and my enviable dress up achievements.

Subject: bob za sexy beeya

bob, i think i love you
i'll keep touch

anni

Subject: sex?

its me again....
your a bad ass.......

love anni

Hey Bob....I'm a Goddezz and I just have to tell you that from a Goddezz point of view I think you have a very creative site! Two horns up! You rock you little devil you!

Dj
TheGoddezz


Subject: Q: What kind of ass is that?
A: BAD

Badass Bob,

Boy do I love your site. Everytime I visit it, it gets better and better. I love your artwork, and as a religion major that's not religious, I'm totally digging on your debates with the crazy christians. But what I love most about your site, is the worst movie reviews. I cannot get enough.

So thanks for supplying me with witty entertainment, once again.

A big fan,
Liza.

ur jesus dress up is really stupid...he suffered pain so that u could live...don't u think u owe him...he gave his life for u”

ur jesus dress up is really stupid i hope ya no. it's not funny making fun of our lord and savior jesus christ. he died he suffered pain so that u could live and go to heaven....don't u think u owe him something? i mean he gave his life for u.....think about it.

-annonomys

"Melissa Kagerer" melissa.kagerer@charter.net


Now you listen here Melissa Ka- I mean "Annonomys", how dare you email me without giving me any clue as to your name, sex, religion, or anything! Totally and completely "annonomys"! Then you call what I've done stupid... like The Great Miss Kagerer is so super-perfect and flawless; a genius of religion, grammar, the English language, etc.

Well Miss "Annonomys" (whoever you are) you need to look in that mirror and ask yourself; "Melissa, am I so perfect that I'm allowed to cast the first stone? Am I, Ms. Kagerer, ready to judge as well as be judged?"

You've covered all your bases this time, but I know that one day you'll slip up and make an error of some sort, some time... somehow. You've just got to! And when you do I will be there pointing at the stupid thing you did and I'll shout: "The Anonymous Melissa Kagerer isn't so perfect anymore now is she?!"

But for now I can only wait... and hope.

Bob

THIS IS A 15 YEAR OLD TELLING YOU THIS”

HEY I REALLY DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH THIS SITE AND HOW YOU EXPRESSED JESUS I AIN`T NO CHURCH GOING PERSON BUT WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS SITE MY BREATH WAS TAKEN AWAY BEACAUSE I WSAS SHOCKED YOU REALLY NEED TO DO SOETHING ABOUT THIS AND GT A LIFE YOU NEED SOME JESUS IN YOUR LIFE BY THE THIS IS A 15 YEAR OLD TELLING YOU THIS

Shannon


I assure you the first thought that went through my head after finishing your letter was "This is a 15 year old telling me this." Shannon, that didn't really add any credential to your plea.

Imagine how you'd react if somebody emailed you cursing you for not believing in unicorns and their magic, then followed it up with "This is a 6 year old telling you this!"

How would you respond?
Exactly.
Bob

i call to police”

fuck you dres up jessus no no no i call to police fuck

Damian Gruszka
aaa3@interia.pl


Damian, could we not get the police mixed up in this?

I don't have much money but maybe we could work this out with some other kind of "payoff" if you know what I mean? Something that I'm sure you'd really enjoy that might help you forget about calling any sort of law enforcement. Can you catch my drift? Something that ends in with the word "job" and starts with the word "blow" or "hand" depending on what makes your dialing finger a little less itchy. Hear what I'm sayin'?

I think you know what I'm talkin' about. Don't be shy. The police don't have to get involved with this at all... unless you're into that kind of thing too.

Bob

He will strike you down. And you will burn in hell...”

I am a Christian. I found your dress Jesus page an insult. He will strike you down. And you will burn in hell for eternity if you don't repent. Repent! You will see Jesus' face and be humilated when he looks you in the eye and dams you to hell! But you remeber, sir, you picked your own fate... I warn you.

TexasBelle022@aol.com


If these dreams of my suffering ease the hell you've made of your own life then I encourage you to continue. And maybe if you pray really hard God will strike me down extra violently, like a lightning bolt to the groin or dying of a broken heart or something.

Bob

“I think by making this web site you have offended us both

we are writing about the disgusted website you have created. I am a devoted christian and i am disgusted with the disrespect towards My religion. Jesus is our saviour and we don't appriciate you or anyone else disresepecting our religion. Their are enough problems in the world and Jesus while he was on earth tried to guide us in to the right path in to the kingdom of God. So we think that it is a disgrace to the christian chruch and the pope and the mesengers of god. God taught us through the bible to love one another and to respect each other. Not to disrepect each other.

Children will grow up to think this is a fun enjoyable game but instead it is mocking Jesus and all we believe in. I think by making this web site you have offended us both in away that we are not pleased and we would like to know what religion you are, what you belive in and what made you think of making this website.

From: Aida, Joesy from La retraite Roman Catholic High School
98janacoura@LARETRAITE.LAMBETH.SCH.UK


First of all, thank you for your email and the question.

I am an atheist. It is my religion. I believe so strongly in my atheism that the mocking of another person's god does not scare me in the least.

To me there is no difference between you worshipping Jesus Christ and the bush man who bows down to a Coke bottle. Subsequently there is no difference in mocking Jesus or the Coke bottle.

Wait, nevermind that. Mocking a coke bottle seems pretty foolish to me actually. Bad example. Let's make it a tiki. Yes! Jesus Christ is your lucky tiki! You believe that bad luck will come if you disobey its rules and good luck will come if you praise it!

Girls, I mock your tiki.

u r 1 sick puppy”

u r 1 sick puppy..please stop it

Sandra Steely
ssteely@earthlink.net


i m 1 horny puppy 2

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