got all kinds of things that get hate mail.
Sure Jesus Dress
Up dominates the hate mail dept. but I do have other accomplishments
that deserve hate mail just as much!
Take a look at some of the other links that've gotten involved with
hate mailers and see there's so much more of me to hate beside the
dumb ol' JDU.
always, their emails will be in blue
while mine are in black and
is Sperm Boy today?
you again on Tuesday. You walked by this long window peering in
for a girl to coincidentally sit next to and need the time from.
You see me now and you run away. Have I frightened you Sperm Boy...
or are you just shy?
of your sweater and cap? What of those? Do you only own those two
items (and a less favored charcoal version)? Do you ever wear ties?
Shirts that button up the front? What about mock turtlenecks?
I saw you on Tuesday I took this picture of you. The white
is your favorite isn't it? Why is that? Why do you prefer
the white over the black?
My brother told me that it is because of Enrique Iglesias that
you do this. Is that true? Is
that your reason? And what about your jeans Sperm Boy?
of those? I think that they symbolize your rough outer shell while
inside you are tattered and torn... like the ass of your pants.
you were sitting next to me at the counter while you were picking
up on two girls. I heard you say that you were both a writer and
a musician. Five minutes later you were giving them your number.
Is this what I should tell girls too?
god! My heart just jumped. I thought that I saw you approaching,
but no. This isn't you. It's just a pale comparison. Does
he not know of the eggshell version of this like you do?
Not Sperm Boy
is Thursday. I didn't see you yesterday. Where were you? Were you
sleeping with those two girls? When you sleep with two girls do
you wear the turtleneck sweater and skull cap?
somebody love you? Do you know love? Is love what you're searching
for at the counter in the windows of this coffee shop? Is this where
love is found?
I see that you do not wear a jacket when it is too cold out or a
T-shirt when it is too hot out. Only a turtleneck sweater . Only
in black or white. Two does not a rotation make Sperm Boy. Three
can make a rotation. Two only goes back and fourth. Do you not know
this? What of gray? Can there be a Sperm Boy that comes in gray?
already knows that you are good looking. Why do you rub it in our
faces? Why is it that you show the world no mercy and make us hang
our heads in shame.
believe that in the land where you come from you are a hero.
Your name is only whispered and your discount at Banana Republic
is always 50%. And I think that in this land where you come
from it is always 55 degrees... and breezy.
goodness. There you are Sperm Boy. And it is a good day for you
because you are in the white one. Your favorite one. Everyone's
I see you tomorrow too?
maybe you're not hateful, but you sure as hell border
I love the normalbobsmith.com
web site, but I have to say I was a little stunned with Whigger
dress up. You try and rail against those comical
folks who call you hateful over your Jesus stance, but then
you turn around and have whigger dress-up fun? You do understand
that whigger is a cute, little slur for white nigger, right?
Dude, maybe you're not hateful, but you sure as hell border
No it's okay. I'm
can't see how anyone can find this a good entertainment.
Hello. I just wanted
to comment on this net game, "jesus dressed up".. It´s very,
very disgraceful and inappropriate. I can't see how anyone
can find this a good entertainment. Regards, Berglind.
Berglind Ósk Sigur
You see Berglind,
there are some people in this world who don't think that Jesus
was God. Some of us still stand on the theory that no man
can be God no matter how popular a book that says He is becomes.
As a result, there
are a great many people who are entertained by the humanizing
of another human.
Does that help
Do you mean that
it's harsh to do that to Jesus or that the game doesn't look
good enough for you?
comment refers only to the idea of throwing darts at a
bare human body - Jesus or otherwise - that then bleeds
Thank you for writing,
and so quickly. (You are something of a famous person, it
is noteworthy to hear from you.)
I have followed
your site for who-knows-how-long and have sent comments to
you occasionally. I appreciate what you are doing at NBS.
My comment refers only to the idea of throwing darts at a
bare human body - Jesus or otherwise - that then bleeds when
hit. This is a little more violent than I would have expected.
As usual, your illustration is very good.
I hope things are
going well for you in New York.
Just out of curiosity,
were you similarly "put off" by the image of nails pounded
through Jesus's hands and feet? My illustration on the dress
up page shows that.
you happy with the dart game?
I am not similarly
affected by the static image of nails in his hands. Maybe
because that is their story and I am not a participant.If
you made game in which I was invited to enjoy slowly pounding
nails into someone's bleeding body, I would probably be similarly
effected.Do you see a difference?Do you see a difference between
the electric drill and the darts?
To me, there is
something about the slow and intentional aiming and throwing
and consequential bleeding that takes this beyond the other
DU options. Has anyone else expressed a similar opinion?
Are you happy with
the dart game?
I love the dart
game and I have played many rounds of it!
the first person to email a negative reaction that is why
I was quizzing you. It's all just fun and games at Jesus'
I'm sure he doesn't
mind. Hell, if it keeps the kids from cuttin' their wrists
it's worth it.