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Subject:
Regarding Angel!
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Hey,
well I don't get all of this B.S....
Angel
if you don't like Bob's site then stay off of it, there's
no sense in wasting your time trying to get him to change
who he is! He doesn't care if you like him, or his site...
Bob is Bob and Bob is cool! I'm a Christian too, but I'm not
going to judge Bob and his site....Me personally, I don't
like the Jesus Dress Up either, but I'm not going to make
it look like Bob is a bad person because of it. You know Angel
a lot of people may hate us or dislike us because we do believe
in God, but hey..thats them. Just don't waste your time, it's
not worth it. And Bob, why waste your time replying to her
emails when you already know they are going to be something
you don't like! There's no point in it...... it's worse than
two teenagers or brothers and sisters fighting! Angel I'm
gonna tell you, you need to seriously GROW UP and don't judge
him because of his religion or how he is! You don't know him
so PLEASE lay off!
Your
friend,
Dara.
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Bob:
Love your site. Want to marry it.
It IS
pathetic, I know, but this angel gal: you might want to teach her
to be a better Xtian. She seems extremely offended; blah blah, about
Jesus dressup. You might point out to her that Jesus Himself, or
God (whatever name The Lard wishes to go by today) is NOT offended
by JesusDressup, tm. You see, according to her religion, God, even
though He created emotions, can not be offended. This is a contradiction,
but angel might not be able to understand this anyway, so never
mind. The point is, since God is omniscient (you'd probably have
to define that word), He would already know you were going to create
Jesus Dressup and He probably planned the whole thing. Besides,
being offended is Weak and Human. God is neither, of course. He
is too strong to be offended. To illustrate: if one has seen every
movie ever made, and every movie that ever WILL be made, one has,
to coin a phrase, "seen it all." If one has seen (and, in a way,
Created-but don't mention that-it would confuse her) every sick
thing to come out of Hollywood, film school, and Guy Maddin, one
couldn't possibly be bothered by seeing, say, "The Last Temptation
of Christ."
Basically,
God has already seen every website ever made, and all websites that
ever will be made. Considering, at this point, there are like 3.2
billion websites on Google alone, there MUST be websites more offensive
than yours. See, The Lord is too powerful, even, to be offended
by goatsex!
Angel
Herridge has offended God. Tell her she needs to make some sort
of penance. I'm guessing she's a Protestant, so by all means, no
"hail marys." I'm sure you could think of something good.
Sincerely
Yours in Reason, Alison Randall
(Francois' super hot American girlfriend.)
Bob,
I'm a huge fan of your sight and fellow atheist.
I was
just glancing at the email conversations between you and Angel~Dawn.
I believe this chick wants to fuck you. I think most people would've
just given up by now, but not this chick. She may be a newlywed,
but I do believe she is having second thoughts.
She's
kind of cute. A little to heavy for my tastes, but nevertheless,
do-able. At least for a blowjob. I'd like to poke out her eyes and
skull fuck her. I just love church chicks.
Keep
up the great work!
This
has been a message from Neal "Damn" Rich reminding everyone out
there to subvert the dominant paradigm.
Neal
Rich
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| “VERY
SICK SICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” |
YOU ARE A VERY
SICK SICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel~Dawn
angeldawn1984@?.com
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| “Who
do you think you are???????” |
Who do you think
you are???? That is a complete mockery of the Lord Jesus Christ!
I don't know what you were thinking when you done that, but
you are in danger of hellfire and brimstone.. I don't like
the fact that you want to dress Jesus up and I really don't
like the fact that you have a devil's suit of all things....
I hope that Jesus will forgive you for what you have done....
You better pray hard!!! Jesus Christ bore 39 stripes and died
on the cross for you and you want to make a mockery of him
on the cross.... again. Who do you think you are???????
Angel~Dawn
angeldawn1984@?.com
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Who do I think
I am?
Sometimes I think
that I am one of the last sane people on this planet who isn't
so foolish as to worship a human "god". And from the sound
of your email I also think that I am more than twice your
age.
I also think I'm
a real catch, if you know what I mean!
Bob
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| “He
is a supernatural, all seeing, all being GOD!!!!” |
Sane? no you are
not sane! You may be twice my age, but I am the smarter of
the two.... Who do you think you are. Jesus Christ is more
than just some human "god". He is a supernatural, all seeing,
all being GOD!!!! He died for your sins and wants you to be
His child..... don't be so foolish as to mock him or his dad.
Angel~Dawn
angeldawn1984@?.com
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What's so funny
is that I think I am the smarter of us both.
How about this;
Whoever thinks that there's a mega-fantastic all being entity
living out in another dimension reading your thoughts and
impregnating virgins should raise their right hand.
Now everyone
without a hand in the air gets both saner and smarter first
prize?
How 'bout that?
Bob
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| “SICK
INDIVIDUAL!!!!!!!!!!!” |
YOU ARE A VERY
SICK INDIVIDUAL!!!!!!!!!!! I pray that God will have mercy
on your soul....
Angel~Dawn
angeldawn1984@?.com
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Is there really
any chance that God could turn a blind eye on all of this
and allow my soul into Heaven anyhow? Or is this "prayer"
just something you're using to show how merciful you still
are in your name calling?
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| “YES
there is a chance that God could turn a blind-eye...” |
sorry it took so
long for me to reply, i just got back from my honeymoon.....
YES there is a chance that God could turn a "blind-eye" on
this and have mercy for you.... God loves you and died for
you..... He is a very graceful God and he is full of mercy....
Angel~Dawn
angeldawn1984@?.com
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Mmmmmmmmm, honeymoon....
that sounds yummy!
Honestly I had
no idea that God gave a break to some non believers and let
them into Heaven. Is this in the Bible somewhere?
It must be funny
havin' a guy who gets up into heaven who thinks it's all bullshit.
I picture him sitting at the lunch table all alone with a
dimmer halo than everyone else. Heh heh.
So who's the lucky
fella?
Bob
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| “Are
you serious about wanting to know if God will forgive
you or are you just playing games?” |
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The Bible
says that God hates our iniquities (sins) but loves
us. He died for us and is a VERY merciful God. He knows
that we make mistakes, but He is always willing to forgive.
Are you serious about wanting to know if God will forgive
you or are you just playing games?
i have a
new e-mail address.... it is angelherridge@?.com
The lucky
guy's name is Mark and if you care to see a pic of him
and I check out my yahoo profile.
hope to hear
back from you soon...
love Christ's
child
Angel~Dawn~Herridge
angelherridge@?.com
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Name:
Angel Herridge
Nickname: lil avacado
Age: 18
Marital Status: Married
Occupation: loving mark
Hobbies:
Singing and being with my HUSBAND, Mark
Latest
News:
I have been married a whole week today!
Favorite Quote:
"So MANY men, NONE as good as mine"
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Wow Angel, he looks
delicious! It's clear from the picture that you're going to
live long happy lives together... until you meet up again
in Heaven and get to spend the rest of eternity together there.
I have to apologize,
you're not half my age. I thought you were merely a child
from you're earlier rants but you're 18 and you've got your
whole life already scripted out ahead of you. I am truly impressed
with everything you've accomplished and what you've gotten
yourself into since high school.
No games! If you're
assuring me that God could possibly forgive me even though
I'm an atheist then I definitely am going to sleep easier
now. Lately I've been worrying a lot about all the jokes I
make regarding Christ and angering God but your emails have
taken a huge weight off my shoulders. I honestly think I'm
going to be one of those non believers that squeaks by the
Pearly Gates. It's a feeling I've got deep in my heart. He
truly is a merciful God.
So Li'l Avocado,
what's next for you and your HUSBAND! Congratulations and
it's so good to see that there's still such a thing as true,
unconditional, everlasting love whether it's from you, God
or Mark Herridge.
Bob
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| “You
have to realize that there is a God?” |
You have to realize
that there is a God? May I ask what your explaination of us
being here is? You should really start to read the Bible...
it is very interesting and will fulfill every kind of reading
enjoyment you desire... it has everything from love stories
to mysteries in all kinds of different styles.
Mark and I have
been together for almost 4 and a half years total.... I don't
take the task of finding a mate lightly nor does Mark. He
is very special to me and I know that him and I will be happy
together for years to come. We will make it through everything
with God in our marriage.
Any question you
ever have about God or the Bible... feel free to ask and if
I don't know the answer I will find someone who does. It has
been nice getting to chat with you in e-mail hope to here
a reply from you soon...
ta ta for now
Angel~Dawn~Herridge
angeldawn1984@?.com
btw..... how old
are you?
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I've always felt
that the idea of God corrupted the logical explanation of
evolution over time (the "idea of God" being those naked garden
people, love up in the sky and the perfect human you call
Jesus). I dunno, it just sounds like you're willing to absorb
the promise of love without forethought or sense.
Personally I think
it's just so obvious there is no God. Just because there's
life and humans, blue skies and daffodils doesn't mean that
they were all created by the gentle touch of a super being.
There are much more plausible reasons for our existence than
the magical tales you've been taught. Our planet has existed
for billions of years, life has evolved over time and each
and every thing around you is the result of what nature has
promoted and discarded. These are all things that've been
clearly proven. You finished school before you married right?
I didn't realize
that you two had been together since you were 14! A lot of
people just jump into these sorts of commitments because they
fear the real world or being alone. You have to excuse my
earlier remarks, I thought you were one of those couples.
There's no way
you can make me believe that there is a God so I'm pretty
much depending on your promise that I'll be one of the folks
He lets slip by.
I am 33 years old.
Thank you for your message of hope.
Bob
PS. Hey, I noticed
that you didn't use your "angelherridge@?.com" email
address for your latest reply. You guys are still together
right? I'd hate to hear that you had already called it quits.
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| “It
is very offensive to me and you know that he is a merciful
God and wouldn't appreciate that..... PLEASE???” |
What do you think
is so wrong with being a Christian??? I have been a Christian
since I was 7 years old. I recieved the gift of the Holy Ghost
when I was 8 and I am here to say there is no feeling like
it. I could never explain to you, how great of a feeling it
is. Like my preacher says.... trying to explain to Holy Ghost
and how it feels is like trying to explain the color red to
a blind man... it will never sink in unless he experiences
it himself. The bible says that "all have sinned and fell
short of the glory of God".
Jesus Christ knew
that we wouldn't be perfect.... he died on the cross to sanctify
us from our sins and to make us clean again. Truly I love
having to chance to get to tell you about Christ. I just don't
know if you REALLY want to listen. I know that when I get
to heaven I will be able to say I tried to lead you to the
Lord. I don't want anyone to go to a devil's hell.. I wouldn't
wish that on my worst enemy. Please know that I do care....
and I want you to know that I am always here for you to ask
questions.... If you have any questions, I am here........
Christ's child
angel-dawn-herridge
angelherridge@?.com
P.S. will you PLEASE
take down the Jesus Dress Up doll on your website??????? It
is very offensive to me and you know that he is a merciful
God and wouldn't appreciate that..... PLEASE???
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WHAT?!?! Are you
saying that He won't turn a blind eye on my atheism and let
me into paradise anyhow?
I clearly asked
you: "Is there really any chance that God could turn a
blind eye on all of this and allow my soul into Heaven anyhow?"
And you replied: "YES there is a chance that God could
turn a "blind eye" on this"
WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON? I mean, I know that you might be distracted right
now pokin' around in all the hot-n-heavy newly wed bed play
but this is my eternal soul we're trying to save!
Personally I've
always felt that you could just take a blind man's hand and
press it against the hot stove and say "this is red" and at
least you've given him the general idea. It's better than
nothing! I mean Christ, he's blind, we shouldn't just completely
give up on him!
I'm sorry, but
I don't believe that God exists and I'm very disappointed
that He'd refuse me paradise simply because I feel this way.
If He were so merciful you'd think that He'd use His God powers
and give at least some of us non believers a break. Hell,
in my opinion, if He were so merciful then He'd exist! Bastard.
I was also a little offended when you called me "A VERY SICK
SICK MAN" earlier. Unfortunately I am going to have to keep
Jesus Dress Up on the Internet because of these most recent
developments. I will CONSIDER believing in His existence if
He revises His requirements but until then I think that He's
abusing the word "mercy".
Bob
P.S Hey, I'm thrilled
to see you using the angelherridge@?.com address! Have you
and Mark gotten back together again?
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